"Alright... now let's begin." Aizen said to the ten espada sitting below. "Four of you are going to the real world for some rest and relaxation. It will be random. Gin, bring the hat!" Gin walked up and handed Aizen a hat and he picked out four slips of paper. "The four whom are going are: Ichigo, Grimmjow, Starrk, and Ulquiorra! Congrats! Pick up your Gigai's later. This meeting is adjourned." Aizen got up to leave and the chosen four looked at each other.

"So... what is there to do in the real world?" Grimmjow asked Ichigo.

"From what I remember, there's a water park, the beach, and amusement park, and video games. It was fun." Ichigo said.

"Ichigo, are you sure it's fun? The only two times I've been there was when I was fighting Kurosaki. While that was fun, it was boring."

"Grimm-Kitty, lighten up!" Ichigo nudged her elbow into Grimmjow's chest. "It'll be fun!"

"Why am I going? I just wanna sleep..." Starrk finally said.

"Starrk, you can sleep all the time if you want when we get there."

"Fine."

"..." Ulquiorra walked up to the three in the lounge room.

"Ulqui-Kun!" Ichigo ran up and hugged Ulquiorra while everyone else snickered. "I'm glad you're coming with us!" Ichigo grabbed Ulquiorra's arm, and (somehow) both Grimmjow's and Starrk's collars. She proceeded to drag them to the room where their Gigai's were. She tossed the Gigai's to their respective owners, then put hers on. Ulquiorra turned away when he noticed that Ichigo started to change her Gigai's outfit. Let's just say that Ulquiorra is sensitive and that both Grimmjow and Starrk passed out due to nosebleeds. Ichigo looked down, now fully dressed, at the two espada and giggled a bit. "Oops... forgot they were guys..."

"T-that's nice.." Ulquiorra said, trying not to show any emotion. Grimmjow and Starrk finally recovered and sat up. When all four of them were in their Gigai's, they all walked through the Garganta.

***Real world***

Drabble 1: Deadly car ride.

The four looked around the streets of Karakura town and saw a car with a note on it. 'This is your way of transportation! Please enjoy! Aizen.' The four looked at each other and Grimmjow decided to break the silence.

"Shotgun!" he yelled.

"I can't drive yet..." Ichigo climbed in to the back seat behind the driver. Ulquiorra couldn't drive either, so the only capable driver was the Narcoleptic, Starrk. He slid into the driver's seat and proceeded to drive the car towards the hotel the four were staying at. Grimmjow and Ichigo were arguing abut something, Ulquiorra was defending Ichigo, and Starrk turned on the radio. Fireflies by owl city began to play and the music started to lull Starrk into a daydream, and before long, he fell asleep.

"FUCK!!!! STARRK FELL ASLEEP!!!!" Grimmjow yelled and the other two looked at the driver, whom started to drool on the wheel. "We're all going to die!" Ulquiorra was shocked and couldn't speak. Ichigo just peered over the seat and looked at the sleeping Starrk, who's hands kept on moving.

"How is he still driving?"

"WHO CARES? WE'RE GOING TO DIE... AGAIN!!!!!" Grimmjow yelled at the top of his lungs. Ichigo poked starrk's cheek and he swatted the hand away and continued driving.

"Is he really asleep?"

"OH GAWD... OH GAWD!!!!!!" Grimmjow was hyperventilating now. Ichigo leaned forward and put her hands on the back of the seat and then jumped over it and sat on Starrk's lap. She took the wheel in her hands and began to drive. She got a shudder down her spine when a hand wrapped around her waist.

"My plan worked..." Starrk said lazily. Ichigo shrieked and slapped the now-awake First Espada. She stopped the car and got out and started to walk away. Let's say that Ulquiorra was not happy. He proceeded to somehow coax Ichigo back into the car. She got back in and then Grimmjow and Starrk looked back to see Ichigo asleep on Ulquiorra's lap. 'Operation: Get the Berry-Fail... Operation: Make Ulquiorra React- Success,' Starrk thought.