Dinosaurs are Sexy Chapter 1, a glee fanfic

Dinosaurs are Sexy.

''Why me Sebastian, why the fuck did you choose me? Do you want to make my life a living hell? I'm not doing my science project with you!'' Kurt was almost screaming at Sebastian, Sebastian was a little taken back by his words.

''I didn't mean to choose you Hummel, I meant to choose your kinky boyfriend, but it came out wrong.'' Sebastian smirked as he moved a little closer; he could see the fear building up in Kurt's eyes.

Kurt pushed him away and glared at Sebastian, ''you chose me to go to a dinosaur museum with, just us two, and no one else. I will end up killing you…''

''Okay listen, we have to do this and I need top grades otherwise my mom will literally kill me, and you're smart… '' Sebastian chuckled and looked at Kurt, who was now looking down.

''Fine… Pick me up tomorrow at 5:30.'' Kurt snarled and glared at Sebastian.

''Already honey, it's a date,'' Sebastian grinned and got in his car, while Kurt got in his, he was growling slightly.

**********_The next day; 4:00_**********

Kurt was jumping around his room, trying to find a suitable outfit for Sebastian. He turned his CD player on and to his surprise, 'Sexy and I know it.' Was playing, Kurt walked over to his cupboard singing alone to the song.

'When a walk on by guys be looking like damn he fly,

I pimp to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah

This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control,

It's Redfoo with the big afro

And like Bruce Lee yeah I got the glow'

Kurt giggled softly, going through his wardrobe; he was trying to decide on an outfit, while singing the song.

'Ah... Guys look at that body

Ah… Guys look at that body

Ah... I work out

Ah... Guys look at that body

Ah… Guys look at that body

I work out

When I walk in the spot, this is what I see

Everybody stops and they staring at me

I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it

I'm sexy and I know it...

Check it out

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah, yeah

Do the wiggle man

I do the wiggle man

Yeah

I'm sexy and I know it'

Kurt giggled and grinned, he sat down as an idea popped into his head. 'What if I can get Sebastian to think I'm sexy, to drag him away from Blaine?' Kurt grinned and nodded.

He walked to his wardrobe and pulled out the skinniest jeans he owned, he pulled them on and smiled slightly, his ass looked perfect in them not to mention the bulge at the front. He then pulled out a top that came off his shoulders; he grabbed a pair of yellow boots and admired himself in the mirror.

If he was going to look sexy, his eyes needed to be darker, he opened his drawer and pulled out a black eye pencil. He slowly applied it, his eyes did look darker, and they looked really good actually.

He put some aftershave on so he smelt nice and looked at the clock. ''6:35, Sebastian's going to be fashionably late… That's just like him.''

Kurt rolled his eyes and sat on his bed, checking his phone. '1 new message from Sebby,' Kurt had never set Sebastian's name as 'Sebby.' He frowned but opened it anyway.

'I'm outside looser, hurry the fuck up.'

Kurt giggled and jumped to his living room. ''Dad I'm going to go see dinosaurs. I'll be back at like 9.''

Kurt jumped out of the door, not waiting for a reply from his dad. Sebastian looked at Kurt, his jaw slowly dropped. Kurt opened the door and jumped in.

''So, you dressed like a slut for me did you Hummel?'' Kurt blushed and shook his head.

''They're just jeans Smythe,'' Kurt protested.

Sebastian smirked and reached over, so he could run his fingers across the bulge in Kurt's pants. ''You wanted me to see the bulge didn't you?'' Kurt pushed Sebastian's hand off and blushed.

''No, I didn't. They're amazing jeans that are a little tight around thigh…Area.'' Kurt swallowed and punched Sebastian's arm.

Sebastian smirked and started driving, ''whatever, but I bet you want me to fuck you hard, up against a T-Rex, make you scream out my name, I'll cum inside you without a condom, I'll fuck you for ages I'll make you cum and sweat and when you can't walk tomorrow, you'll have to lie to your boyfriend.''

Kurt bit his lip and inhaled deeply. He was now bright red, the bulge in his pants getting bigger. Sebastian looked over at Kurt a grinned evilly. He parked the car and whispered in Kurt's eat before licking it. '' You want me, don't you?''

Kurt shook his head and pushed Sebastian away, ''leave me the fuck alone.'' Kurt growled and got out of the car; Sebastian followed him and put his arm around Kurt's waist, leading him into the museum.

Kurt growled and moved away from Sebastian, but maybe Sebastian was right. Maybe Kurt did want him…

Reveiws are like dinosaurs; they make me happeh! So please reveiw!;) xxx