Lantern: Do you have a cock I could borrow? I keep breaking mine :/
Phoenix: Nope, sorry! :P (You might want to read over that last message.)
Lantern: OMG, clock, clock! I meant clock, I swear! I keep breaking my clock!
Lantern: ...Stop laughing at me, can I just borrow your clock?
Phoenix: My answer still stands.
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Zilla: It might just be the cocksucker part of me but I really like eating children.
Mage: Bro, what? Since when are you a cannibal? And I didn't know you rolled like that XD
Zilla: *Godzilla *children
Mage: Better, but how do you get cocksucker from Godzilla?
Zilla: I don't even know.
Zilla: That's it, Litwick is never using my phone again.
Litwick: Wait what did I do?! I only just got back from a mission! Zilla?! ZILLA!?
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Delirium: Leave me the fuck alone! How many times do I have to tell you I don't like you for it to sink into your thick little skull?!
3P: What did I do...? :'(
Delirium: You know what you did! :(
3P: I really don't! D:
Delirium: How much of an imbecile are you Aquaria?
3P: This is 3P...
Delirium: Wait, what? OMG I'm so sorry! Why are you using Aquaria's phone?
3P: I'm not, she's been using MY new phone. She stole it for a week.
Delirium: _ ;
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Midnight: I just ate Kookie. It was delicious.
Night: So that's where he went. I was looking for him XP
Midnight: Oh ha ha ha, very funny ◔_◔
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Dream: NOOOOO! GLENN DIED IN THE WALKING DEAD! :( Oh well, at least Daryl is still there. Daryl makes every hint better.
Dream: *everythin
Dream: *everyhting
Dream: *everythi
Dream: *everyhing
Dream: *everythig
Dream: Flicking autocockrocket!
Wish: Are you drunk?
Dream: No! Its judst fermenting auto cockroach!
Wish: You mean autocorrect?
Dream: Autumncockblocker!
Dream: That's it I'm done.
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5: I'm such a great bother, aren't I?
Litwick: Yes, yes you are.
5: No way! You just admitted I'm a great brother!
Litwick: No, I admitted you were a great BOTHER. :P
5: I hate you. And autocorrect.
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Mal: Hey Thorn, I have a new sexbot you should come test it out with me!
Thorn: I'll be right there.
Mal: I meant X-box you pervert, how the heck did I even get sexbot?!
Thorn: No one knows. I'll still be there though.
Mal: Cool. Bring SANTACLAUS.
Thorn: ...Wut? I know it's nearly Christmas, but you should really keep a hold on your excitement. You're starting to sound like Lantern.
Mal: I meant snacks, dipshit.
Thorn: Harsh.
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Phoenix: Hey can you send me a list of your favourite songs?
3P: Sure. Wait just a sex.
Phoenix: With who? Delirium?
3P: ...I hate you. So much.
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Daemon: What do you think it's like when you die?
Delirium: I'm already dead inside.
Daemon: Your really annoying, Delirium.
Delirium: *You're
Daemon: Stop correcting me! Or else your really gonna be dead.
Delirium: *You're
Daemon: That's it! You're head is gonna be saying farewell to your neck very soon!
Delirium: *Your
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Mal: I'm hungry!
Lantern: Nice to meet you hungry, I'm Lantern.
Mal: C'mon sis I'm serious!
Lantern: I thought you were hungry?
Mal: You are so infuriating!
Lantern: No, I'm Lantern, remember?
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Litwick: You were so wasted last night!
Zilla: I was NOT that drunk!
Litwick: Dude, you walked up to a semi-truck and said, "I know your secret...Optimus Prime."
Zilla: So you know his secret too...
Litwick: Go away -_-
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Night: I want you to check out the rise in belief in the RotG world.
Night: Also make sure the witch knows not to sell any more bear spells in the Brave world.
Night: And see how Rapunzel's doing with ruling the kingdom, especially with Eugene as her husband.
Night: Thoron and I talked, we are officially gonna make you third-in-command next GMAD meeting.
Kookie: You are? Omg thank yooouu! :D
Night: No we're not, I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.
Kookie: That was low, even for you.
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Phoenix: Violet and Kozmotis were fucking together! It was adorable!
3P: WTF? And you watched? That's disturbing.
Phoenix: Frolicking. They were frolicking.
3P: Oh, that's fine then. Although it would have been cool if they'd had little Night Fury babies.
Phoenix: Now who's the disturbing one?
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Thorn: Cousin, you were SO drunk last night at the party.
Lantern: No I wasn't.
Thorn: Oh yeah? You called a taxi to take you home.
Lantern: So? I don't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.
Thorn: The party was at your house.
Lantern: ...
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Dream: I was drinking cock and it jizzed all over me.
Dream: No! No! Coke and fizzed!
Wish: Lshidmtamsfo
Dream: Do you even know what the means?
Wish: Laughing so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off.
Wish: BOOM! :D
Dream: BEST. SISTER. EVER. XD
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Night: In honour of your decapitation, I am going to assassinate you next GMAD meeting.
Midnight: Wait, what?! O_O
Night: Oh, sorry, *dedication *award
Midnight: Thank God. I was actually fearing for my life then! I was almost hyperventilating! I thought you were wishing AND making me dead!
Night: Not yet ;) JK
Midnight: Wait, I'm getting an award? Awesome! (Still not sure if it was worth the heart attack.)
Night: Sorry, I was pwned by autocorrect.
Midnight: No one is immune.
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3P: Phoenix there's a cockroach waiting outside my bedroom door get rid of it!
3P: Please hurry coz I'm going to cry.
3P: Phoenix?
3P: Phoenix?
Phoenix: Phoenix is dead. You're next. Love, Cockroach.
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Zilla: Hey Lantern, what's for lunch?
Lantern: I can't decide between Penis Butt and jelly or chicken. Which would you prefer?
Zilla: Given the options I'm opting towards chicken for some reason.
Lantern: Okay cool, coz I think I'm running out of Penis Butt.
Lantern: OMFG PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY! Why the hell didn't you say anything?!
Zilla: I thought you were being serious... And it was really funny~
Lantern: That's it, no lunch for you. I'm done.
Zilla: Oh c'mon Lantern it was just a little fun! Besides, you were the one not checking what you wrote!
Zilla: Lantern? Please answer.