"Bodil, what the balls are you doing?" Bash asked, rising an eyebrow at the Bulgarian.
Bodil was holding a bottle of chocolate icing, (A/N: I dunno, there's something with me and choco icing today i guess?) looking at Bash with wide innocent eyes.
"I'm making a sweeter melon, what does it look like I'm doing?" Bodil replied, squirting the chocolate liquid at Bash's face.
"OH WHAT THE BALLS?!" Bash exclaimed, wiping it off of his cheek, which was now getting a pink hue. He didn't know if he should be angry at Bodil or embarrased because the Bulgarian idiot considered him 'sweet'.
He grabbed a nearby bottle of something - he didn't bother checking - and squined it back at Bodil.
There will be much more time to be embarrased later.