Oliver's weird Dreams Chapter 1-1: Johannes Bach

Oliver: Are you ready to study for the History test?

Miley: Yep.

Oliver: I was up late last night so I am really tired.

Miley: Ok, lets start. George Washington chopped down his dad's cherry tree at age...

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I went to the store to get milk,pudding and rotten cheese. The cheese was being a butt along with my dog because all of him you could see was his big,disgusting,freakishly large butt.

Scary, Huh? Then I met Mr. Evil Minnow on the road. He got squashed by a Johannes Bach that was bach from the dead.

Chapter 1-2: I'm Dead?

Announcer: Mr. Evil Minnow, we are sad to say you are dead.

Mr. Evil Minnow: But I'm standing right here!

Announcer: Yes,young minnow,we are sad to say you are dead standing right here.

Mr. Evil Minnow:Yes,wierd guy,but I am standing right here,alive and talking to you!

Announcer: You are dead, okay!

Mr. Evil Minnow:Whatever. You need help.

Announcer:HEY! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU! GET BACK HERE YOU EVIL MINNOW! GET BACK HERE! I'M NOT HAPPY WITH YOU! He ain't comin back is he?

Goth guy: NOPE.

Chapter 1-3 Court in Session

Judge:Court is now in session!

Mr.Evil minnow: I accuse Mr. Johannes Bach for coming bach from the dead and and stepping on me!

Judge: What did you do that for?

Johannes Bach: He was,um,being evil!

Judge: And how was he evil?

Johannes Bach: He said hi to a boy!

Judge: I'm going home to get a taco.

Chapter 1-4 Isn't That 2 Georges?(I"M NOT MAKING FUN OF STEVE IRWIN BUT I AM WITH GEORGE W. BUSH)

Mr. Evil Minnow:(English)I say,(Austrailian)CRIKEY!

TV: There has been a report that George Washington is outside chopping down cherry trees. If you have a cherry tree, run and scream for your lives.

Mrs. Evil Minnow: Honey, some man in a wig insanley chopping down our cherry tree.

Mr Evil Minnow: It's just an alive,insaned George Washington. All he wants is our cherries. He is hungry,dear. He is probably lonely,too. Why don't you give him our Johannes Bach living in our backyard? That way they can compose music, rule the country and make cherry pie together!

Mrs. Evil Minnow: Oh, dear!

Mr. Evil Minnow: What?

Mrs. Evil Minnow: Isn't that George W. Bush?

George W. Bush: My name is George Double You Bush! I am here to rule this cherry tree, land lubbers! LAND HO!

Mrs. Evil Minnow: I'm thinkin it's a pretty good shot!

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Oliver: Where is George W. Bush! He is chopping down the cherry tree,Miley!

Miley: George Washington chops down the cherry tree, Oliver.

Oliver: Right.