Fallout Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

…...

Dipper was ecstatic as he used his Pip-Boy 3000 to reactivate the vault portal relay inside this vault. He looks around at all the amazing technology! New guns! New power armor! S.P.E.C.I.A.L. Elixirs! Locksmith's Reader Digest!

Dipper could hardly believe that it had only been a month since he accidentally stumbled upon this vault and learned about the 'world that came before'...it took awhile to open it up...even longer to not get eaten by a monster that was hiding out in here...thankfully it was more interested in the outside world and left.

Dipper had been spending all of his free time restoring the vault back to it's former glory. His family was too busy...well he didn't know what they were doing, and to be honest he couldn't care less! This place was shaping up to be an awesome hideout! Hmmm...maybe he could impress girls with-

DIPPER!

Dipper wheels around and sees weeping, terrified Mabel running into the Vault and towards him. She tried to catch her breath. "(pant) saw you coming here one day(wheeze) thought it be where you'd be(gasp) need to go now!"

"Whoa, slow down Mabel! What's going on!?"

And it's to Dipper's horror that he learns that his family had been 'busy' the last couple of weeks, alright...busy watching the world fall apart!

Apparently, a strange epidemic had sweeped across the world the last couple of weeks. Killing 50% of the worlds population...turning 40% into monsters...leaving only 10% unharmed.

Fortunately, their mom seemed to have been part of that 10% and apparently passed her immunity onto them...UNfortunately, their dad was part of the monsterfied 40%...Long story short: Mom had a gun, dad had claws...now they were down two parents...and a house!

A horrified Dipper spent the night and the next several nights after that comforting her...It was probably just as well that they never found out that the mutant Dipper unintentionally freed was the one that introduced the plague to the world...In her current state of mind...she might have actually killed Dipper!

…...

After awhile, they ran out of food and had to leave. Dipper would have liked to have used the portal, but it could only be used to teleport to another active vault portal; of which there were none.

And since this particular tech was only known to the vaults 'Overseer', there were few records about it. Thus Dipper didn't feel confident enough to try anything to risky with it...yet.

So, they headed off. Fortunately, before their parents...left. They revealed to Mabel that they had a relative in Gravity Falls. A very isolated town that might allow them to safely allow them to ride out this calamity.

Surprisingly, they got there with little incident...Although the slightly bigger scorpions and Jackson Chameleon's that now seemed to be everywhere seemed to be stalking them...

In any case; when they got near the town Dipper's Pip-boy went crazy! "Wow! This amazing! There's like several dozen vault signatures at least in this area! We should-

NO!

Shouts Mabel as he smacks him with a newspaper. "Bad Dipper!" She shouts while also spraying him with water. Dipper sighs but relents...

Also surprising was that the town seemed completely unaware of what was happening in the outside world. Due to their isolation, they had a local power plant and other essential municipal departments. The lack of news was nothing new and was apparently waved off as a server or satellite issue.

Having put it off long enough, the twins march to their uncles shack and ring the doorbell. Their uncle opens the door and looks at them surprised. "What are you kids doing here? Your not supposed to be here until summer!" He chuckles. "What, your parents kick you out early?" He teases playfully. To this Dipper and Mabel could only burst into tears and hug their now alarmed uncle.

…A couple weeks later...

"Wendy, right?" Wendy looks up from her magazine and sees Stan's niece. She smiles. "Yeah, that's my name. Don't wear it out." She says with a chuckle.

Mabel sighs. "Right...look, I won't beat around the bush...what will it take to get you to seduce and sleep with my brother? Also will you accept squirrels as a payment?"

Wendy just stares at her in disbelief...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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