Wow. I was bored...
Remember, listen to "I Won't Say (I'm in love)" to this song, or just hum.
And so, the first part of Disney Mainia Mediator-style.
---START!---
Suze,
walking through a grave yard, suddenly bursts out in song:
If
there's a prize for sucky mediation,
I guess I've already stolen
that…
No ghost is worth the aggravation…
That's ancient
history, been there, broke that!
Random Ghosts that jump out of graves:
Who'd'
ya think you're kiddin'
He's the Earth and Heaven to you
Try to
keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya
can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking
of
Suze:
(spoken) What the hell are you talking
about?
I'm not saying anything about Jesse…
Random
Ghosts:
You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh
Suze:
I'm not denying anything!
Wait, am I seeing
things again?
I thought my head had learned its lesson
it's
just so damn annoying when it starts up
my thoughts are screaming
'Exorcise them, Suze'!
That little voice I never told my
physiologist about…
Oh!
Random Ghosts:
You keep
on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not
buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a
grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it
bad
Suze:
(singing) You little freaks,
I'm not
doing anything…
Random Ghosts:
Give up, give
in
Check the grin you're in love
Suze:
This scene
won't play,
I'm afraid you aren't real…
Ghosts:
You're
doing flips, read our lips
You're in love!
Suze:
You're
insane…
I'm not batting for the other team,
Get off my
case
or I think I'm going to scream…
Random
Ghosts:
Girl, don't be proud
It's O.K. you're in
love
Suze:
Oh!
I might be having an anxiety
attack!
So! (slows down voice) I think I'm going to need Prozac...
---FIN---
Mostly made 'cause I bored.
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Bleah. By now I've realized I have no minions.