Hi! This is my third fanfiction! Yah! I know that you can't really kill a vampire, but I was really bored. So I just made this.
22 Wayz to Kill Edward Cullen
1. Smack him on the head and let Jacob finish the job.
2. Distract him with something shiny and let Jacob finish the job.
3. Make Bella a vampire and convince her to kill him.
4. Become a vampire and kill him.
5. Blame an accident on him to the Volturi.
6. Torture him until he goes to the Volturi.
7. Starve him of animal blood.
8. Smack him senseless (Without breaking your hand) and let Jacob finish him.
9. Bring James back from the dead.
10. Bring Victoria back from the dead.
11. Make him watch SpongeBob Square pants until he kills himself.
12. Annoy him until he kills himself.
13. Make Edward jealous by hanging out with Jacob.
14. Have Edward and Jacob fight in a jousting duel.
15. Hit him with a light saber.
16. Bake him in the sun.
17. Have Katniss Everdeen shoot him with an arrow.
18. Have Peeta Mellark bake him in an oven.
19. Make him drink an animal with blood poisoning.
20. Have a dozen toddlers kill him with cuteness.
21. Dare him to steal one of Alice's shoes and watch her reaction (It will not be good).
22. Make him think of ways to kill himself.
Ta da! How do you like it? You know, good and bad comments are always welcomed. I don't know if that makes sense. But OH WELL! Please R&R!
I am thinking of making more fanfictions like this.