Disclaimer: I can't say that we don't own this, but I can't say we do

either. Don't get pissed off when you read this, we are just saying the

truth... ("We", as in Me and One and Only)

-Written by One and Only and Me

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~These Harry Potter plots all seem to be the same.

~You might not like what I am saying, but hear me out before you flame.

~What happened to Harry and Draco, fighting for individual glory?

~Now Draco likes Hermione in every single story

~What happened to Crabbe and Goyle, they seem to be at an end

~Now it seems that Draco, would rather be Harry's friend.

~What happened to Neville and Seamus, I held them in such High regard

~Cant we keep them in the stories is that really so hard?

~ And what's with all the rule breaking, where did Dumbledore go?

~Whose to put them back in line, doesn't anybody know?

~What with all the slashes, you're really going way too far.

~We all know there not like that, keep them true to who they are!

~Where did Voldermort go, is he no longer a threat?

~ He interfered with Draco Ginny romances, so you cut him out I bet.

~Your starting to get lazy, not putting up any anymore fights

~Don't want to write an original idea, just writing what everyone else

writes

~We gathered on this part of the site, to write about JK's great creation

~Have fun, but be original, use your imagination.

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-Written by One and Only me!