SUPER SMASH BROS
BACKSTAGE
FOX
We see Fox backstage in his locker room, getting ready for his fight against Mario tonight. Falco walks in. Hey Fox Falco says. Did you get it Fox asked? Uh-sorry no. How am I supposed to win without out my gun! Fox, maybe you should take a break from guns I mean it's all you think about. SHUTUP YOU STUPID EAGLE THING! HAVEN'T YOU PLAYED STARFOX ADVENTURES! I DIDN'T HAVE A GUN THEN AND THE GAME SUCKED! Hey that's not right, I'm a stupid falcon thing. Fox goes into a fetal position on the floor sucking his thumb. Guns…guns…need guns…now. Ok bye Fox, Falco says as he backs out the door. Man there is something seriously screwed up with that guy Falco mutters.
MARIOHe he he Mario giggled. Fire so pretty. Mario had started a fire in the hall with one of his fireballs. Fire so bright. Just then Link walked by. Still havin fun with that fire huh Mario, man find a hobby you friggan arsonist. Mario didn't seem to notice. You've been staring at that fire for twelve hours straight. Your fight with Fox starts in two minutes.
At the arena…
The fight right now is going to be between the mushroom arsonist and the trigger-happy forest creature. I mean Mario and Fox. Um Mario can't make it yells Luigi because he's staring at fire again. Oh that figures. Fox can't make it either yelled Falco. Why not? I guess because he doesn't have a certain gun. That also figures, he a hundred different guns but doesn't have the one he wants.
LINKWhere is my other earring Link asked Zelda? I don't know Zelda answered. Well little Miss prophecy dreams why don't you go dream up where it is. Hey at least I'm not gay like you she replied. I AM NOT GAY Link snapped back. Then how come you where a dress? It's not a dress it's a tunic! Sure whatever you say Link. Take that back you meanie Link said in a girlish voice. Ok I will if you win your fight tonight. Fine I will Link said. Ok just don't grab Falcos balls Zelda said.
ZELDAFinally he's gone Zelda thought. I am so going to kiss him after the match Sheik thought and… hey get out of my head now Sheik. Quit talking to yourself Zelda Sheik said. Not my fault that you like to dress up as boys. I do not Zelda yelled. Then why did you invent me huh, to keep you company while Link was gone? Shut up! Zelda are you ok in there asked Peach. No she thinks she's Sheik again Sheik said. Oh great said peach not again. Zelda get over it Sheik is not real Peach said you only invented him so you could dress up as a boy. Shut up you rich bitch! I am not that rich Peach replied just because I have diamond coated dresses doesn't mean I'm rich. O_O Zelda said.