I don't own the smurfs if I did they wouldn't be the beloved children's classic everyone knows and loves. Please don't sue me.
Brainy's Big News
It had been several weeks since the great big Smurf Berry Wine tasting that had gotten a bit out of control. Everyone still talked about how Jokey must have spiked the whine with something stronger and no one wanted to talk about Baker Smurf's impromptu Dance of the Seven Cake Layers.
Of course they all looked back with joy on Smurfette getting wasted and sowing them all where Gargomel made her different. However the most shocking event to come out of this drunken debauched Smurf event was the fact that Brainy Smurf found himself pregnant.
This just didn't make sense to him because the blue moon when new smurfs where supposed to arrive wasn't due for quiet a while yet. Which meant he had to tell everyone and not just place the baby where new smurfs arrived like normally happened when a Smurf found themself in his predicament
So he called a big town meeting and told everyone and then there was the usual wonder who the other parent was but they decided not to bother. Though Brainy really did know secretly it was Jokey who had been telling the truth for once and not spiked the whine.
Some time later Brainy gave birth to a baby smurf that was exactly like him and everyone was horrified there were now two of him.
The End.