"I love you, Remush. I do. I do."
"I'd be touched by the statement, Padfoot, but thats a lamp you're addressing and i don't think it feels the same way" Remus didn't even bother to look up from the book he hid his smile behind.
"Oh.. well i do love you Moony." Sirius grinned childishly, exposing his white teeth. He swayed violently, the empty bottle of firewhiskey slipped from his grip and smashed on the dormitory floor.
"Whoopshiee.. Shh Moony." Remus sighed. He flicked his wand, muttering the incantation under his breath, the glass flew together and the bottle reformed. "God sake Padfoot. James said to drink SLOWLY. He won't be amused when he comes back to find his firewhiskey drank and you making passes at furniture." Lupin chuckled at the sight of Sirius, normally so composed and casual, sat swaying on the floor staring into space and giggling at nothing. Suddenly Sirius lurched forwards, he hurled himself on the foot of Remus' bed. Remus quietly marked his page, put his book on the bedside table, reached out his hand and grabbed Blacks wrist. He pulled him steadily onto the bed and propped him up against the bedpost.
"You are a complete idiot, Sirius. No look at me" Remus put his hand around Sirius' chin and dragged his focus back to him. "You're a complete prat. You spend your life getting drunk, playing pranks and generally being a tosser and to what advantage? I don't even know why i bother with you sometimes"
"Is it cos of my devilish goodsh looksh?" Sirius smiled, even when he couldn't stand up straight he didn't lose his arrogance. "Or my delightful hic attituuuuuuude?"
"No. Its because i'd be lost without you." A smile crossed Remus' lips as he leaned forward and placed his lips on Sirius'. He placed his hand on Sirius', stroking each finger. He raised it to his lips, kissed it softly. "Completely, hopelessly and utterly lost"