Author's Note: All Characters in this story belong to SH22 and are not my property. They can be found on television (Kids WB) every weekday morning at 7:30.

Once upon a time there was a girl. Her name was Elizabeth Lestrade. Correction, Princess Elizabeth Lestrade.

Princess Beth did not like dresses. One day her father, King Greyson, signed a decree. It said that there was to be a contest Any man who could get Beth into a dress would become her husband.

Man after man tried to get P. Beth into dresses, but none prevailed. Each ended up like the rest, ionizer burns. One day a man came along. Nobody knew that this man was evil. His name was Prince Moriarty...or was it Pauper Moriarty...or was it his assistant Fenwick...? Well, anyway, Moriarty went to P. Beth and tried to get her into a dress.

He says, "Bethy-boo, if you don't get in that dress, I'll kiss you!" "Bethy-boo" run, very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very (Me thinks you get the point) fast.

She ran out of the palace and straight into...the forest! (Muhahahahhahahahahah) She ran until she ran into Sherlock Hood and his Merry Irregulars, oh yeah, and his robot Watson. "Ah, young man...your a girl! Girls don't wear pants!"

"Brilliant deduction." These two words inspired Sherlock. He decided that he would solve the mysteries of the woods while fighting evil Sheriff Fenwick. (That's where he comes in!) P. Beth decided to live with Sherlock Hood. of course Sherlock Hood not know that this interesting, what did he say, oh yeah, girl, was the Princess.

One day they ran out of clean pants. Beth had to wear a dress. That was when she told sir Sherlock Hood of Sherlock, or was it Sherwood, Forest that she was a princess.

They raced back to the castle and were married. And Fenwick and Moriarty served them breakfast in bed the rest of their lives.

The End...Fin...Ta-ta...That's all folks!

(Thank goodness. Another Author's note: this is my friend's story not mine. That would explain the verys).