"Okay, Crystal." Herobrine blindfolded the now-4-year-old girl. "Use the stick I gave you and smack whatever you hear. Starting now."
Crystal nodded. A pig strode through the jungle. Crystal threw the stick, heard an oink and the pig shuffled away.
"Did I get it?" Crystal smiled. She lifted the blindfold and saw her father smile back.
"Yes you did. I have an idea." Herobrine made the blindfold disappear. "Let's visit The End."
"Okay."
"More tea, Ms. Dragon?" Crystal was playing tea party with the Ender Dragon.
"Why, yes please." Endive smiled and held out her teacup with two fingers.
Herobrine shook his head. "I don't want her getting to soft, Dragon."
"Oh, please. She's a lady and needs to act like one." She gave him a look. "She can't be a brute." Endive sipped a bit of fake tea. "Like her father."
"I AM NOT A BRUTE!" Herobrine rained down lightning from the Over-world. "I AM A LEGEND!"
"Daddy!" Crystal scolded. "This is a tea party! You use your inside voice."
Herobrine frowned and grumbled,"Fine. Yes, Ms. Crystal."
Endive chuckled. "You softie."
Herobrine rolled his eyes, and sat down next to his daughter. After 5 minutes, he looked at his laughing gem. Finally, he sighed deeply.
"You got an extra teacup?"