Disclaimer: sighs I do NOT own any of these wonderful, amazing, fantastic characters, and I get depressed every time I write these disclaimers (T.T)
Authoress Note: Umm I was in a weird mood, no pairings, very very short but I please comment anyway! Please Please Please!! Oh and the rating is probably too high but there is cursing and the destruction of a childhood idol!
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Roger had, officially had enough. One week before Christmas and Wammy's two top students were like always, yelling at each other. Or at least Mello was yelling, Near was more ignoring which was only pissing the temperamental blonde off more.
"Can't you guys get along for once? After all you wouldn't want to anger Santa Clause!"
"Who's Santa Clause?" Near was looking up at him, curiosity in his eyes.
"You're so stupid Near! How can you not know who Santa is?!"
Roger shot Mello a warning glare.
"Santa Clause is a kind fat old man who flies around the world on a reindeer pulled sleigh every Christmas Eve so he can go down chimneys to give presents to all of the good little boys and girls." Roger explained
Near sighed openly.
"That entire idea is truly idiotic. First of all how can this so called 'fat' man fit his body down a chimney? He can't, unless the chimney is freakishly huge he would simply get stuck. Now let's say he does get into the house he is now breaking and entering, regardless of whether or not he leaves gifts the police or L would have caught him. Finally we will address the issue that he must carry around millions upon millions of presents around on a tiny sleigh, giving the reindeer more work as well. So not only would the sleigh drop from the sky he would arrested for animal abuse! In conclusion Santa Clause is not only physically impossible but he also deserves to be in jail"
Roger and Mello regarded Near slightly open mouthed.
"Near?"
"Yes Mello?"
"You're fucked up."
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Bunni: Sooo that was awkward! Ah well PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review anyway!