Author's note: This is just a random thing that my cousin, Victoria and I, Megan came up with.

Megan: I would like to give all the credit to the maker of this story...me.

Victoria: Hey! What about me?

Megan: What about you?

Victoria: Shouldn't I get some credit to?

Megan: No.

Victoria: If you don't give me some credit I'll spank you with a turkey leg!

Megan: A, no.

Victoria: That's it! ( Statrs spanking Megan with a turkey leg)

Megan: Owww! Mommy! (Runs away in tears. Victoria: looks innocent)

ON WITH THE STORY NOW

Hermione Walks into the Three Broomsticks, spots Harry, and sits down across from him.

Hermione: I know what you did Harry.

Harry: What I do?

Hermione: You know, that thing.

Harry: What thing?

Hermione: You know, that thing, with the glue.

Harry: Oh yeah. I don't remember.

Hermione: You know, with the squirrel.

Harry: What squirrel?

Hermione: You know, the squirrel, the tree, the Patrick!

Harry: The Patrick?

Hermione: You know.
I saw you in here the other day with him.

Harry: And what was I doing?

Hermione: You know what you did.

Harry: Refesh my memory.

Hermione: I remember as if it happened next week. (She stroked her chin) You both were eating. I remeber because he had his 5th helping of steak. You were getting so annoyed, so you took his steak and slapped him across the face with it.

Harry: I slapped him with steak?

Hermione: Shush Harry, I'm on a roll. After you slapped him, you took an umbrella, shoved it down his throatt and opened it. You Mary Popped him!

Harry: So how does the squirrel fit in?

Hermione: You super glued the squirrel to the house.

Harry: But how does that fit in with Patrick?

Hermione: It doesn't.

Harry: But how can...wait, what?

Hermione: And then there was that poor dog.

Harry: Wait. What dog?

Hermione: You know, that dog. The one that you duck tapped to the ceiling fan. And you know what you did after that?

Harry: No. What?

Hermione: You flipped the switch. And then the fan spun faster and faster untill-

Harry: You know what! Your crazy! I'm otta here! (Harry stormed out of the Three Broomsticks)

Hermione: ( looked at her readers: that would be you) I know what you did.

Hermione: You know, that thing.

Hermione: You know, with the light bulb. ( Megan pops in)

Megan: Yo Hermione! Stop harrasing our readers!

Hermione: I know what you did Megan. (Victoria pops in)

Victoria: You know how annoying you sound right now?

Hermione: Not as annoying as you.

Victoria: That's it! (Starts beating Hermione with a turkey leg) Stay still so i can hurt you!

Megan: It's about to be a what? Girl fight!

Hermione: Oww! Oww! Your breaking my arm!

Victoria: That's because I can't reach your neck!

Megan: Violence will not solve anything.

Victoria and Hermione: You stay out of this!

Megan: - - ( Goes sulk in a corner)

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