Disclaimer: They don't belong to me And they never will.
I'm going to start making a little Jisbon/Mentalist oneshot series, starting with this on right now. I'm aiming for a good 12(?) chapters. Might be more, might be less. I hope you guys like them!
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This oneshot is more OOC, but, I don't care! ^^ So, this one is how Pictochating isn't always fun! You Wasted Your Time is Lisbon, Ash FTW is Ashley, Maxi is Hayley, Lavender Dream is Chris, Maxi is Emo, is Sammie, (Talking about how Hayley is emo) and Wait... What, is Taylor.
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Pictochat
A very shocking fact about Lisbon is that she has a Nintendo DS. Yeah, it's weird. A full grown woman, still playing Nintendo. What games does she play, you ask? Well, she plays those stupid anime games, Zelda, Mario Bros, Cooking Mama, (Cooking Mama FTW) and all those gore filled games. But, the thing she likes best on the Nintendo is Pictochat. It's like her crack. Every time her friends & cousins come over, like 12 year old girls, they run up to her room and Pictochat like hell. Even if they don't come over, they use WiFi and chat. They talk about everything from life to crushes. To her, it just so fun of what they can come up with. One day, she was chatting with one of her friends, Ashley. This was there conversation:
Ash FTW: Hey Teresa!
You Wasted Your Time: Hi, what's up?
Ash FTW: Nothing much, oh and, the gang said hi. They are getting out their Nintendo to Pictochat with us.
You Wasted Your Time: Awesome.
Damn, I miss them. Lisbon thought with a sigh. The gang was Lisbon's other friends. The gang is really, Hayley, Chris, Sam, and Taylor.
*Maxi ^^, Lavender Dream, Maxi is Emo, and Wait... What entered the chatroom*
Maxi: Hey, Teresa!!
Lavender Dream: Hi!
Maxi is Emo: Hello!
Wait... What: Hey…
You Wasted Your Time: Hey!!!!!
Maxi: Let's continue our last discussion!! We were up to you, Sammie!
Maxi is Emo: Do I have to!!!
Maxi: YUS!
Maxi is Emo: Fine… Danny. He's fricking hot!!
You Wasted Your Time: I KNEW IT!!!! Hehehe!
Lavender Dream: I did too.
Wait…What: Make that three!
Maxi is Emo: WHAT BOUT YOU, CHRIS!?!?
Lavender Dream: Victor.
Maxi is Emo: Oh, ok.
Lavender Dream: =^^=
Maxi: I already shared.
All: WE KNOW!
Maxi: ~^^~
Maxi is Emo: We heard all except Tessie!!!
Wait… What: Yeah, what bout you Tess?
Ash FTW: Who do you like?
You Wasted Your Time: Nyah, You already know.
Maxi: We wanna hear again!
Ash FTW: Like hell yeah!!!
You Wasted Your Time: …. Fine, I think I'm falling for Jane…
All: AWWW!!! SO CUTE!!!!
*I Can Read You entered the chat room*
You Wasted Your Time: Who's I Can Read You?
Ash FTW: …
Maxi: That's probably my friend, Bobby.
I Can Read You: Guess again. You Wasted Your Time knows me.
You Wasted Your Time: … Shit.
Maxi is Emo: Jane?
I Can Read You: BINGO!
You Wasted Your Time: …
I Can Read You: I can see your conversation.
You Wasted Your Time: … Nyah.
Maxi: OH NOES!!
Lavender Dream: X_x
Wait… What: O_O
Maxi: You heard EVERYTHING!??
I Can Read You: EVRYTHING!
All except Lisbon: *leave chatroom*
You Wasted Your Time: OF COURSE, ABANDON ME!
I Can Read You: *chuckles* Lisbon, it fine to tell that you love me. Cause I love you too.
You Wasted Your Time: …
That's when Lisbon felt something behind her. She spun around and saw Jane behind her.
"What? You? How did you? What the hell? Why are you-"
I soft, gentle kiss planted on her lips shut her up. She broke it.
"Was that for me to shut up?"
He shook his head. "That one I meant… For real."
Dammit, she thought. Why am I always speechless with him?
A Cheshire cat grin grew across his face.
Oh yeah, that's why.
