Switched Bodies

Written by: Kawaii Neko Nami & UnknownAlicex3

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Chapter #1

Tuna and Pineapple Switch!

Sawada Tsunayoshi and his mist guardian, Mukuro Rokudo, had stared at each other for god knows how long. Tsuna let out a trail of 'Kufufufufu~' while his mist just sighed and rubbed his throbbing head. Confused at their sudden out-of-characteristic behaviour? Well, the truth is that right now, Mukuro is Tsuna and Tsuna is Mukuro. In short, it means that they had switched bodies, which means right now Mukuro is in Tsuna's body and Tsuna is in Mukuro's body which explains why right now Mukuro is Tsuna and Tsuna is Mukuro. And so that's the reason why they are now in Tsuna's office, one wondering how the heck this had happened while the other is rather happy because he had finally achieved his dream of possessing the Vongola Decimo's body.

Tsuna clenched a handful of his now blue and pineapple like hair as he thought back what had just happened in about 30 minutes ago…

30 minutes ago…

It was just another ordinary day for the Vongola Decimo and his guardians. Tsuna was in his office trying to finish his paperwork that seemed like a never ending pile of hell towering on his desk while his guardians had just gone off to their missions or simply training in the practice rooms.

Tsuna gritted his teeth as he felt like ripping the piece of paperwork in his hands. A killing aura spread around him as his chocolate browns fixed a glare at the male illusionist which practically screamed 'I-swear-I'll-kill-you-once-I'm-done-with-my-paperwork'.

Mukuro just smirked playfully at him as he threw another 25 stacks of paperwork on Tsuna's desk. The mafia boss's eyes almost popped out when he saw the amount of paperwork he had to sign off but had settled with the irritated twitching at the corner of his mouth instead.

"….Have I already said that I hate you lately, Mukuro?" the bluenette muttered to the brunette as he slammed his head on his desk. The mix-matched eyes illusionist just laughed 'kufufufufufu~' at him.

"Only the 27th time this week, Sawada Tsunayoshi." The mist guardian answered with an evil smirk. Tsuna almost facepalmed at his statement but had instead, glared at the pineapple head.

"Can't be helped, Vongola Decimo. Your lighting guardian and the martial art girl had just switched with their past self… and you know what had happened~" Mukuro just shrugged as if he was not a part of the reason for the Decimo's misery.

"Oh…" was the only thing Tsuna could say as he flipped open one of the files, mentally missing his loyal right-hand man who was usually there to help him to finish off his paperwork. He let out a tired sighed.

If only he wasn't on a mission at Mexico with Yamamoto…

"TENTH!" a voice exclaimed as a mop of silver hair entered the room. Mukuro twitched and brought out his trident as he was about to kill the person who dared to call him.

"Gokudera? THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK!" Tsuna cheered as he stood, happy that his work would lessen.

"Yeah, I just returned a few minutes ago..." Gokudera scratched his cheeks sheepishly.

"But that's not important! We need to get out of here now! You too pineappple head." The Silvernette said as he pointed to the mist guardian who twitched at the nickname and brought up his trident. He is so going to kill that octopus head...

"Eh? Why?" Tsuna blinked but froze when he heard a soft 'poof' from above. Tsuna looked up on the ceiling and they saw a strangely shaped grenade popping out of nowhere and falling on his desk… and then before he knew it…

Tsuna cursed under his breath. "Damn it! What now—"

KABOOOOOMM!

Pink smoke engulfed the two Mafioso. Cough can be heard from the mist of smoke as the two men slowly stood up.

"HIEEE! MY PAPERWORK IS BURNT! I'VE TO DO IT AGAIN!" a tall figure with pineapple-styled hair exclaimed as he gripped his head.

"Kufufufufufu~ oya? Sawada Tsunayoshi, when have you grown so tall?" a shorter figure with spiky hair asked calmly yet creepily as he dusted his suit.

"Jyuidaime! Rokudo Mukuro-san! Are you okay?" Gianini quickly ran towards the two figures when suddenly…

"HIEEE! MUKURO! WHY ARE YOU IN MY BODY?" Mukuro screamed as he pointed at Tsuna, who just looked at his own self before an unusual creepy smirk spread on his face.

"Kufufufu~ is this a dream or have I just successfully possess your body, Vongola?" Tsuna asked, he seemed to be very pleased with the situation they are in right now.

"F-Forgive me decimo-san but something kind of…went wrong while we're doing our experiment." Gianini muttered almost guiltily.

"W-What kind of experiment were you doing?" Tsuna screamed in horror as he stared at his own self smirking evilly.

"Well, let me explain Vongola." Spanner suddenly popped up into the room with a laptop strapped to him and secretly typing out the results of the experiment on it.

"Huff….finally, I'm here." Shoichi gasped for air as he held himself by the door, regretting not being a really sports person as both engineers arrived faster than he did.

"It was all Shoichi's fault." Spanner said with an indifferent expression as he pointed to the other mechanic.

The red head dropped his jaws and stuttered with a tone of disbelief. "M-Me?! You were the one who swapped the can of coffee I was about to send to Tsunayoshi's desk with your grenade!"

"How was I supposed to know that you were using your newly invented transporter here?" The blonde shrugged.

"Oh and he's also the one who pressed the switch on the machine, he thought it was a coffee machine." Spanner spoke as all eyes were placed on Giannini who only gulped in fear as the right hand man scowled and took out his grenades.

"E-Eh…basically, decimo-san, please live in that form until we've found out a way to return you two to normal. Ahaha…" Giannini trailed off as he tried to laugh but the temperature in the room seemed to drop to zero as awkward silence filled the room.

"….W-WHAT?!" Tsuna finally screamed.

"Don't worry Jyuudaime, I'm going to make sure they're doing their job!" The silvernette tried to calm his boss down.

"….after I kill all of you stupid mechanics." Gokudera growled as he turned to the three geniuses who flinched. Shoichi and Giannini screamed and ran for their lives while Spanner followed before them calmly while opening a lollipop wrapping and placing it in his mouth. The storm guardian chased after them and ran towards to start off his repair for their newest invention with the looks to kill.

"For the first time of my life…I felt like killing all of them…" Tsuna muttered to himself, making a mental note once he's back to his actual body, he will get revenge on the mechanics. He glanced at Mukuro who still humming 'kufufufufufu~'.

"Hey… quit that creepy laughter. It's kinda weird to see myself acting like that…" Tsuna murmured.

"Oya? I should be the one who to tell you to quit acting so weak in my body." Mukuro said as a sly smirk appeared on his face. Tsuna swore he saw the 'Kufufufufu~ you do something embarrassing in my body and I'll make you suffer forever' bolded on his own face and shivered.

"I'm not the one happy with having this kind of hairstyle too…" Tsuna murmured as he grimaced at his now hairstyle that resembled a certain tropical fruit so much.

"HIIIIE!" Tsuna shrieked as he barely dodged the trident aiming for him, as girly as he could in the pineapple head's body anyway. Mukuro smiled darkly at him as he pointed the weapon inches away from Tsuna's face.

"W-Wha—Didn't you know that you could've hurt your own body if I didn't dodged that thing?!" The decimo said as he eyes the weapon infront of him.

"Don't you ever…ever scream like that in my body." The illusionist who was in the Vongola Decimo's body uttered dangerously/

Tsuna was about to scream again but was stopped by the sharp glare given by Mukuro. He cleared his throat a few times and slowly said. "Uh… kufufufu~?"

"Much better." The real Mukuro said and stood up before he started to walk away.

"H-hey, Mukuro!" Tsuna called out while the other stopped and turned around.

"W-what about my paperwork? I still find a copy of them and redo all of it again!"

The Decimo screamed in misery as he clutch his head in horror. He was already thinking of Reborn's torture awaiting him once the demon tutor found out the mess they're in. The young mafioso paused as an idea crossed his mind and placed a hand on his chin. The mist guardian raised a brow as the brunette took a few seconds to think.

"Wait a minute...since you're in my body right now and that's means…" He muttered.

Silence…

Sounds of crickets…

"Kufufufufu~" Tsuna suddenly laughed in a very Mukuro-like way, making the illusionist froze. Immediately, his panic was gone as right now, an unusual sweat smile spread on his face. And it's way too sweet…

"I'll take my time walking around the town right now if you'll excuse me, Vongola Decimo~ Please finish the 250 stacks of papers before dawn or Reborn will kill you…and you can't possess a dead body, right~?" Mukuro isn't so comfortable with the sweet smile that was spread on his own face by the decimo.

And suddenly, before Mukuro could say another word, the real Tsuna had run away with lightning speed. The fake Vongola Decimo turned around to face the thick stacks of paperwork that lay on his table innocently and suddenly he heard a voice singing 'Sucks to be you~!' down the hall.

Somehow, the real Mukuro felt cheated. That cunning Vongola Decimo had just tricked him.

"Kufu…kufufufufufu…" Mukuro muttered darkly as he felt the urge to stab a certain run-away mafia boss and also the mechanic who was the cause of all this mess.

Now… this is definitely going to be 'interesting' for both the men with their bodies switched…

A/N: Ciao! Alice here :D Okay, the fluffs are going to start form the next ch so please be patient till then. We're really having fun writing out this fic and hope the readers like it too. Anyways, we want to know what the readers think of the story but we're not really forcing you to review or something like that. So thanks for reading our story and look forward to the next update! ^^