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Okay, let's get some ground info down. This story is written in script format unless I state otherwise for a certain episode. I will choose the questions myself, but you reviewers may request characters. No, you may not be a co-host. I already have 2. Some episodes will have an Extra at the end that takes place after the show. Each chapter is an episode.
Here's the format for each chapter.
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My character's name is Silver, and my co-hosts are Mase and Rosesky. Each episode has 2/4 episodes. This fiction is rated T for occasional swearing. This fiction also contains some movie/anime/game spoilers. You have been warned. Now let's begin!
(A black-haired boy wearing a black and silver jacket walks onto the stage. A shiny Ninetales follows close behind him.)
Silver - Hello everyone, and welcome to the first episode of PokeTalk, the ultimate talk show about Pokémon! We discuss everything... enough about the show. You'll learn.
Inferno the Shiny Ninetales - *groans*
Silver - Silph Co. kindly sent us many of their famous Poketrans Devices, which translate Pokespeech into English. So we can understand them here.
Inferno - *cough* Theydidn'tkindlysendthemtheymadeyoupayextraactually *cough*
Silver - *ignores Inferno* Let's meet today's guest stars.
(Behind Silver and Inferno, there are two black metal doors. They automatically open and both Groudon and Kyogre are revealed to be behind them.)
(The two legendaries walk (or hover for Kyogre) onto the stage and go to the gold-colored couches surrounding Silver and Co.)
Silver - Please sit.
(Kyogre remains hovering while Groudon sits down, although the sofa falls apart when he does.)
Silver - Remind me to get couches that can support weights over a ton.
Groudon - Are you calling me fat?
Kyogre - Just ignore the idiot landmaker thingamajig.
Groudon - Okay, sure. Who's the idiot?
Inferno - (uses Inferno on Groudon) Let's get to the questions, shall we?
Groudon - OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER DO IT AGAIN!
Kyogre - He's been like this ever since he try to commit suicide off Mt. Pyre.
Inferno + Silver - Interesting... don't tell me why.
Kyogre - Because I said I would give him five bucks if he did.
Groudon - AND THE COOL DOLPHIN THING DID GIMME DAT CASHY CASH!
Kyogre - He's been getting dumber by the second ever since. Must be some serious brain damage.
Inferno - AHEM.
Silver - Right, right! First question-
(Silver is cut off by the phone ringing, as PokeTalk is a show that takes callers who want to discuss stuff about what's going on.)
Groudon - WHAT IS THAT EPIC HELL MUSIC OF HEAVEN? GIMME THAT MUSICY MUSIC!
Kyogre - Told you so.
Silver - (picks up the phone) Hello? Who is this?
Tabitha - This is Tabitha. May I speak to Groudon?
Silver - It's on speakerphone.
Tabitha - I have one thing to say. Maxie is coming for you.
Groudon - OH MAI GAWD YORE NAME IZ SO GIRLEH!
Tabitha - That's it Groudon! Your going down you - (Silver hangs up phone)
Silver - Now, can we get to the questions? (phone rings) (Silver groans and picks up the phone) Hello, who is this?
Shelly - This is Shelly. May I speak to Kyo-
Silver - No. (hangs up phone) I'm not going to answer that if it rings again until we get some questions done.
Groudon - WHAT DOES THE WORD "TO" MEAN?
Kyogre - Do you have tape?
Silver - Yes. (throws tape in garbage can) Nevermind.
Kyogre - What the (bleep)!
Silver - Did you guys censor that?
Camera Guy #1 - How do you censor stuff?
Camera Guy #2 - This is how you zoom, right? (playing with power button)
Silver - There go my ratings.
Groudon - IS THIS HOW YOU SPELL MY NAEM? (holds up sign that says D-U-M-B)
Kyogre - Yes.
Silver - No.
Groudon - HOW ABOUT THIS? (holds up sign that says I-D-I-O-T)
Kyogre - Definitely.
Inferno - For sure.
Silver - No... hey where have you been Inferno?
Inferno - I was giving autographs to my fangirls.
Silver - You don't have fangirls.
Inferno - Oh really? Fangirls, stand up!
(Three-quarters of the audience stands up)
Silver - That's just disturbing.
Inferno - I believe I have proved a point. You may sit.
(The audience sits down)
Groudon - I KNOW THIS IS IT! (holds up sign that says B-I-T-C-H)
Silver - Please tell me those cameras can sensor that.
Camera Guy #2 - Define "censor" please.
Silver - Guys, we're on live television and we're almost halfway out of time. We seriously need to start the questions.
Camera Guy #3 - We have to cut to a commercial break first.
Camera Guy #1 and #2 - What's a commercial?
Groudon - I GOT IT THIS TIME! (holds up sign that says T-H-E B-I-G-G-E-S-T F-U-C-K-A A-R-O-U-N-D)
Silver - Go to commercial now! GO TO COMMERCIAL NOW!
Commercial Break
Ash Ketchum - Do you like Pokémon?
Random Girl - LIKE, (beep) YEAH!
Ash - Then buy StupidBalls! They're the worst Poke Balls around!
Random Girl - LIKE, THATS JUST (beep) AWESOME! I NEED TO, LIKE, (beep) GET ONE, LIKE, (beep) NOW!
Announcer - StupidBalls! Only $1000000 each! And make sure to use our Buy 1, Get 1 for the price of 5 offer!
(Next Commercial)
Nurse Joy - Visit Pokémon Centers!
Random Guy - Why?
Nurse Joy - We can heal your Pokémon! We can even heal a Groudon that jumped off a cliff and received serious brain damage that causes him to get stupider every second! We can make him not an idiot! We can also heal a seriously obnoxious Kyogre! We can make him less obnoxious!
Random Guy - No way!
Nurse Joy - Yes way!
(Next Commercial)
Silver - Watch PokeTalk!
End of Commercial Break
Silver - And we're back!
Inferno - That PokeTalk commercial was really short.
Silver - Who cares?
Inferno - The viewers.
Silver - Anyway, question time!
Groudon - I need to go to the Pokémon Center.
Kyogre - So do I.
Silver - Uhh... why?
Kyogre - Because I'm obnoxious, and they can heal me.
Groudon - AND IE GET STEWPIDERR AND STEWPIDERR BY TEH SECCYOND. DEY CAN HEALS DAT DEUD.
(Groudon and Kyogre leave the studio)
Silver and Inferno - Crap. Someone call in.
(Two minutes pass and nobody calls)
Silver - Now I know you're all trying to annoy me.
(Phone rings)
Silver - Finally! (picks up phone)
Max - Hello? Is this Paul's Pizza Palace?
Inferno - (snickers) I knew this was gonna be funny.
Three Minutes Later
Max - So you're sure you don't work at Paul's Pizza Palace?
(Groudon and Kyogre walk return to the studio.)
Silver - Oh, great, your back! (hangs up phone) Before we get started, I'd like to welcome my co-hosts. Mase and Rosesky!
(The doors that Groudon and Kyogre used at the beginning now open, revealing two humans. The one on the left is a girl about three years younger than Silver, and has long brown hair with a rose in it. She wears a rose-colored dress and red high-heels. The one on the right is a boy the same age as Silver. He looks similar to Silver, however he has shorter hair and wears a yellow and gold jacket.)
Rosesky - No way, are you Kyogre?
Mase - No, it's just a Ditto. OF COURSE IT'S KYOGRE!
Silver - Yeah, okay. First questi-
(phone rings)
Silver - (picks up phone) Hello?
Max - So you really don't work at Paul's Pizza Palace?
(Silver hangs up the phone)
Groudon - DIS HAZ TO BE IT! (holds up sign that says J-K-L-O-P-S-Z-I)
Inferno - I thought they fixed him.
Kyogre - They did, but he fell off another cliff trying to catch a baseball.
Inferno - Ugh.
Silver - Inferno, be more enthusiastic.
Inferno - You want enthusiastic? ILL GIVE YOU ENTHUSIASTIC!
Silver - (checks watch) Great, we only have time for 4 questions.
Kyogre - So we can leave soon?
Silver - I thought they fixed you.
Kyogre - Fix me? I'm perfect. Why would I need fixing?
Silver - Uhh... Anyway! If you could have one power from any other legendaries, who and what would you choose?
Kyogre - Rayquaza's ability to make Groudon shut up.
Groudon - MAGIC KARP'S ABILLITEH TO FLOPPEH FLOP!
Inferno - OH MY ARCEUS THAT IS THE BEST ANSWER I HAVE EVER HEARD! I APPLAUD YOU FOR YOUR FEAT OF AWESOMENESS! PLEASE, SAY IT AGAIN!
Silver - I just want to replace you.
Inferno - I'M SO ENTHUSIASTIC, IM IRREPLACEABLE!
Silver - I'll replace you with the first bloody Ninetales I see. Great. We just lost some time for a question.
Mase - Okay, now it's time for my question. What do you do for a hobby?
Kyogre - Flooding Groudon's home.
Groudon - SINGING WHAT DOES THE FAWX SAY
Inferno - Okay, I'm officially creeped out.
Silver - Same. Rosesky, you give the final question.
Rosesky - Okay, this one's for Kyogre. What is - (phone rings)
Silver - (picks up phone) Hello?
Max - Admit it. You work at Paul's Pizza Pal - (hangs up)
Silver - We are so getting Caller ID. (checks watch) Ugh, that's all the time we have folks! I'm your host, Silver, and this has been the first and - unless there's a miracle with the TV ratings - last episode of PokeTalk! See you next time... hopefully.
No extra this time. Next episode is coming soon. Please R&R! No flames!