Okay you guys this is weird I know but I have decided to make a
survivor/SOUE/HP type of fic so umm... I guess you can read it now
Disclaimer: you know the drill
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Host: Hello every one. Welcome to survivor were we out play out wit and out last!!!
Audience: * sleeping *
Host: Okay then *trying to make audience pumped up* we will put 16 people to play survivor
Audience: * snoring *
Host shows a picture of Elijah Wood
Audience: WOOH-HOOO YEA WOOOO!!!!!
Host: And not only that but not only that but Harry potter characters and series of unfortunate events characters will battle each other the winner will get 1zillion billion trillion gillion frillion tillion pairs of under wear
Audience: * confused *
Host: Just kidding and the loser will have to pay by BlackCherry's ferrets * host laughs meaninglessly *
Spunky attacks host
Host: AHHH NOOO STOP IT SPUNK-OW
BlackCherry: Bad spunky bad!!! Let Draco attack her
Draco starts attacking host
Audience: start cheering Draco and BlackCherry on.
Host: COM-OW-MER-YOCH-CIAL!!!
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Host * with a black eye *: Hello every body and sorry for that little fiasco but let's bring in our first tribe member for the Snicket tribe he's brainy and smart and you woman love him Klaus!!!
Audience girls: WOOH-HOO WE LOVE YOU KLAUS WE LOVE YOU KLAUS WE LOVE YOU KLAUS!!!
Hermione Baudeliare: I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN KLAUS WOOH-HOO
Random audience girl: YOU CRAZY I'M KLAUS'S BIGGEST FAN!!!
Hermione Baudelaire and random audience girl start fighting over Klaus?
Host: SECURITY!!
Orlando Bloom comes out
Random girls starts going to Orlando
Klaus: WTF!!! WERE ARE ALL MY FANS!!!!!
Hermione Baudelaire: * in a dreamy voice * don't worry Klaus your # 1 fan is here
Host: SECURITY THE PHSYCO PATH IS STILL HERE!!!!!
Eminem takes Hermione Baudelaire away
Hermione Bauldelaire: NO YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Hermione B. I'M SOOOOOO sorry that I put you in my fic but I thought it would be a good idea so don't hate me)
Host: Second person for the Snicket tribe is our bite-loving friend Sunny!!
Audience: * Claps *
Baby part of Audience: BUGERS, BUGERS, BUGERS!!!
Sunny bowed
Sunny: Thank- you thank-you to all those little annoying brats who support me
Lemony: Hey you can't talk yet you brat
Sunny: So what if I can't, who's gonna stop me
Lemony: I AM!! * Lemony puts tape on Sunny's mouth *
Sunny: mrrr. Mrr...
Host: WOULD SOME ONE PLEASE GET THIS CHILD STALKER AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!
Lemony: I'M NO CHILD STALKER I CREATED SUNNY I CREATED KLAUS I CREATED THE WHOLE SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS SERIES!!!
Host: Yea sure you are and I made the Harry Potter Series
J.K. Rowling: I MADE THE HARRY POTTER SERIES YOU DUMMY!!!
Host: SECURITY!!!
J.K.: I am the security guard
Host: Well then go away
J.K.: Fine!!!!
Host: She's creative, she's spunky and she's the third person for the snicket tribe Isadora!!!
Isadora: YAY!! WERE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN!!
Host: * mutters * no your all gonna burn to-
Isadora: * Isadora jumped on the host * YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Host: GET OFF OF ME AHHH!!! COMMERCIAL!!!
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Host *with a cast on *: Our forth person for the Snicket tribe is an annoying inventor who loves ribbons, Violet!!
Audience: BOOOOOO!!!!!!
Violet: HEY! Why are you guys shouting Boo to me?
Audience: PLAYER, PLAYER, PLAYER!!!! * start throwing tomatoes at Violet *
Host: Speaking of player our Fifth person was played by Violet, Duncan
Audience: WOOH-HOOO GO DUNCAN GO DUNCAN!!!!!
Host: If you like Duncan then you're sure to like his twin brother and the sixth member of the tribe, Quigley!!!
Audience: * yawns *
Quigley: Hey no claps no wooh-hoo's? What's wrong with you people?
Random audience member: nothing you're just boring
Quigley: I AM NOT
R-a-m: ARE TOO
Quigley: AM NOT
R-a-m: ARE TOO
Host: SECURITY!!!
Producer: There on their lunch brake
Host: Then you get them
Producer rips off his shirt wearing a pink bra
Producer: NEVER!
Host: EWWW!!! COMMERCIAL!!!
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Host: Okay this is the guy we all hate our seventh member OLAF!!
Audience: WOO-HOO YOU ROCK OLAF WOO-HOO
Quigley: Oh and you'll cheer for the bad guy
Random audience member: He said he would pay us each a thousand dollars if we would cheer him on
Olaf: * mutters * suckers
Host: Our last member for the Snicket tribe care's about what's in and what's out Esme
Esme: Host's are out
Host: So are freaks that care about what's in and what's out
Esme: That is such an out thing to say
Host: * mutters * so is your mama.
Esme rolled her eyes
Host: And now a word from our sponsor about how to get wax out of your toenails
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Host: And were back, Now let's bring in the phoenix tribe. Our first tribe member for the phoenix tribe is a dork in disguise, Hermione!
Gryffindor girls part of audience: * clap *
Hermione: * snobby voice * Oh anostly you would except more claps or at least some cheering I mean come on I do have the best grades at Hogworts school of witch craft and wizardry.
Random audience member: BOO GET OF THE STAGE YOU MUDD BLOOD!!!!!
Hermione: HEY that is absoluly barbaric.
Random audience member pulls off mask to find Malfoy?
Hermione and host: FERRET BOY!?!
Malfoy: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Hermione and the host start doing ring around the rosy singing ferret boy ferret boy.
Host: Well since he's already here welcome the ferret boy and our second member for phoenix member * dull voice * Malfoy
Slytherine side of Audience: WOHH-HOO WHO-HOO WOOH-HOO!!!!!!
Pansy: GO DRACO GO DRACO GO DRACO I LOVE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malfoy: MUDD BLOOD
Hermione: FERRET BOY
Malfoy: MUDD BLOOD
Hermione: FERRET BOY
Host: SECURITY!!!
Producer comes out STILL wearing the bra
Host: I thought you were fired?
Producer: NEVER!! AS BOB AS MY WITNESSED THE SHOW WILL GO ON!!!!
Host: The show IS going on we hired a new producer see * points to a geek *
Geek: A-HA A-HA A-HA I have calculated with my brain that I am the smartest * snorts * man in all of America by 5.3% (A/N I'm trying to sound brainy you guys.).
Host: Our third member is the hottie with the flaming red hair RON!
Ron: I WANTED CHICKEN FINGERS I WANTED CHICKEN FINGERS YOU GAVE ME PICKLES CHICKEN FINGERS CHICKEN FINGERS CHICKEN FINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Host: NO FOOD!
Ron: CHICKEN FINGERS
Host: NOOOOOOOO FOOOOOOOD
Ron: FINE!!
Host: Okay I'm sick of enouncing the people so I'll just say every one who's in the Phoenix tribe:
Harry
Audience: WOOH-HOO!!!!!! YOU ROCK HARRY
Slytherines: BOOO!!!! YOU SUCK HARRY
Host: * coughs * as I was saying:
Harry
Ginny
Fred
George and
Volde-
Audience: * Gasps *
Host: I'm just reading what they're telling me to read ok kapeesh
Audience: * nods *
Host: You guys know the rules
Violet: HEY that's no fair they have magic
Ginny: *sticks tongue out *
Host: Oh yea no wands
Ginny: Hey that's no fa-
Host: Okay Survivors on your mark get set BANNANA!! * Some survivors run but then run back *
Host: HA-HA-HA-HA-GO!!!!
The survivors start running (A/N there in the Amazon)
Ginny: I WANNA READ THE MAP
Hermione: NO I WANNA READ THE MAP!!
Ginny: I WANNA- * rip * opps *the map ripped *
Ron: Great going dim wits now we have to try to find our stupid new home BY our selves.
Ginny: Hey I'm no dim wit she is but not me and besides I'm no chicken finger boy
Ron: * in a corner * my chicken fingers
Hermione: * nods but then realizes * HEY I'M NO DIM WIT!
Ginny: Yea suuure.
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Isadora: I wish I were a cow.
Duncan: * ? *
Isadora: A cow goes moo his name is Lou he tied my shoe and then he flew
Sunny: Isadora you're a dim wit
Isadora: * sigh * I now I now, * finds a stick * oooo * starts to poke Violet * (that is Badlee's idea sorry I'm using it!)
Violet: STOP-OW-POKE-OW-ME!!!
Isadora: SORRY I DON'T SPEAK OW HAHAHAHAHA! *Continues to poke violet *
Sunny: You guys are as annoying as my fan group
Violet: You mean the one's who were shouting Bugers?
Sunny: nahh.... Ya think
Quigley: True dat true dat
Sunny: sho boy you'z tryin ta act like a pimp well I'm da true p-I-m-p!! * Sunny starts singing 50 cents p-I-m-p * * sunny singing pimp * I don't know what chya heard about me but dat you can't get da dollar outa me! Not gonna let no perms ya can't see!! 'CAUSE I'M A MOTHERS F***** P-I-M-P!! pimp pimp *
Esme: Olay
Sunny: pimp pimp
Esme: Olay
* Sunny starts to do the heal-toe and crib walk *
Snicket tribe and lemony: *thinking * WERE THE HECK DID SUNNY LEARN THAT
Sunny: What me and my homies say dat s*** all the time
Violet: * hands on her hips * and who may I add are your homies
Sunny: *mimicking * and who are your homies may I add * Pleaz woman stop acting like our giddy mother * starts skipping * * stops skipping * Oh and my homies are Olaf and Esme
Snicket tribe (except olaf esme and Sunny) *look at olaf eating a candy bar *
Olaf: What??
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Host: Looks like there all gonna die so let's just bring in the challenge!!
Audience: Finally!
Host: * sticks toung out * The first challenge is that you guys have to move a boulder to the finish line the loser's will have to pat there heads and kiss there bums good bye
Isadora: Hey I thought you said BlackCherry's ferrets will attack u- *Violet covered her mouth *
Host: Oh yea okay forget about what I just said
Duncan: can we please just start the challenge now?
Host: Okay GO!
Hermione: Now?
Host: DUH GO!!!
The tribes ran to their boulders and started pushing it across there line.
Malfoy: My pants are falling out
Phoenix girls: eww....
Sunny: *trip * OUCH I FREAKEN TRIPED!!!
Violet: THEN GET UP I DON'T WANNA LOSE!!!!!
Ginny: HURRY UP FERRET BOY THERE A HEAD OF US!
Malfoy: I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN WHAT ABOUT HARRY HE'S ALL THE BACK THERE!
Ginny: HE TRIPED BIG-
Snicket tribe: YEEAAAAAA WE WON WOOH-HOO WE WON YEA!!!
Host: Snicket wins immunity
Lemony: You mean I won a Grammy!
Host: * roll hear eyes * Not that Snicket This Snicket
Lemony: oh okay * cuddles up in a corner
Snicket tribe: YEA WE WON OH YEA WOO-HOO!
Sunny: IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE!!
Phoenix: * mutters * let's throw her in a ditch
Host: see you at tribal council
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Host: What Happened Malfoy
Malfoy: Well that's an easy one it's 'cause mudd bloods here
Host: Hermione what do you think about that
Hermione: Well I think that we lost because of * coughs the word shorts *
Host: Okay then let's vote
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I want you guys to chose who should get voted off and I don't want something like well Hermione should get voted off 'cause she's a nerd, you do that I won't count the vote!
If you don't review then me deadly chicken wings will attack you
I mean it
Boo he he
Love Peace & Chicken Grease!
Disclaimer: you know the drill
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Host: Hello every one. Welcome to survivor were we out play out wit and out last!!!
Audience: * sleeping *
Host: Okay then *trying to make audience pumped up* we will put 16 people to play survivor
Audience: * snoring *
Host shows a picture of Elijah Wood
Audience: WOOH-HOOO YEA WOOOO!!!!!
Host: And not only that but not only that but Harry potter characters and series of unfortunate events characters will battle each other the winner will get 1zillion billion trillion gillion frillion tillion pairs of under wear
Audience: * confused *
Host: Just kidding and the loser will have to pay by BlackCherry's ferrets * host laughs meaninglessly *
Spunky attacks host
Host: AHHH NOOO STOP IT SPUNK-OW
BlackCherry: Bad spunky bad!!! Let Draco attack her
Draco starts attacking host
Audience: start cheering Draco and BlackCherry on.
Host: COM-OW-MER-YOCH-CIAL!!!
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Host * with a black eye *: Hello every body and sorry for that little fiasco but let's bring in our first tribe member for the Snicket tribe he's brainy and smart and you woman love him Klaus!!!
Audience girls: WOOH-HOO WE LOVE YOU KLAUS WE LOVE YOU KLAUS WE LOVE YOU KLAUS!!!
Hermione Baudeliare: I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN KLAUS WOOH-HOO
Random audience girl: YOU CRAZY I'M KLAUS'S BIGGEST FAN!!!
Hermione Baudelaire and random audience girl start fighting over Klaus?
Host: SECURITY!!
Orlando Bloom comes out
Random girls starts going to Orlando
Klaus: WTF!!! WERE ARE ALL MY FANS!!!!!
Hermione Baudelaire: * in a dreamy voice * don't worry Klaus your # 1 fan is here
Host: SECURITY THE PHSYCO PATH IS STILL HERE!!!!!
Eminem takes Hermione Baudelaire away
Hermione Bauldelaire: NO YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Hermione B. I'M SOOOOOO sorry that I put you in my fic but I thought it would be a good idea so don't hate me)
Host: Second person for the Snicket tribe is our bite-loving friend Sunny!!
Audience: * Claps *
Baby part of Audience: BUGERS, BUGERS, BUGERS!!!
Sunny bowed
Sunny: Thank- you thank-you to all those little annoying brats who support me
Lemony: Hey you can't talk yet you brat
Sunny: So what if I can't, who's gonna stop me
Lemony: I AM!! * Lemony puts tape on Sunny's mouth *
Sunny: mrrr. Mrr...
Host: WOULD SOME ONE PLEASE GET THIS CHILD STALKER AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!
Lemony: I'M NO CHILD STALKER I CREATED SUNNY I CREATED KLAUS I CREATED THE WHOLE SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS SERIES!!!
Host: Yea sure you are and I made the Harry Potter Series
J.K. Rowling: I MADE THE HARRY POTTER SERIES YOU DUMMY!!!
Host: SECURITY!!!
J.K.: I am the security guard
Host: Well then go away
J.K.: Fine!!!!
Host: She's creative, she's spunky and she's the third person for the snicket tribe Isadora!!!
Isadora: YAY!! WERE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN!!
Host: * mutters * no your all gonna burn to-
Isadora: * Isadora jumped on the host * YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Host: GET OFF OF ME AHHH!!! COMMERCIAL!!!
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Host *with a cast on *: Our forth person for the Snicket tribe is an annoying inventor who loves ribbons, Violet!!
Audience: BOOOOOO!!!!!!
Violet: HEY! Why are you guys shouting Boo to me?
Audience: PLAYER, PLAYER, PLAYER!!!! * start throwing tomatoes at Violet *
Host: Speaking of player our Fifth person was played by Violet, Duncan
Audience: WOOH-HOOO GO DUNCAN GO DUNCAN!!!!!
Host: If you like Duncan then you're sure to like his twin brother and the sixth member of the tribe, Quigley!!!
Audience: * yawns *
Quigley: Hey no claps no wooh-hoo's? What's wrong with you people?
Random audience member: nothing you're just boring
Quigley: I AM NOT
R-a-m: ARE TOO
Quigley: AM NOT
R-a-m: ARE TOO
Host: SECURITY!!!
Producer: There on their lunch brake
Host: Then you get them
Producer rips off his shirt wearing a pink bra
Producer: NEVER!
Host: EWWW!!! COMMERCIAL!!!
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Host: Okay this is the guy we all hate our seventh member OLAF!!
Audience: WOO-HOO YOU ROCK OLAF WOO-HOO
Quigley: Oh and you'll cheer for the bad guy
Random audience member: He said he would pay us each a thousand dollars if we would cheer him on
Olaf: * mutters * suckers
Host: Our last member for the Snicket tribe care's about what's in and what's out Esme
Esme: Host's are out
Host: So are freaks that care about what's in and what's out
Esme: That is such an out thing to say
Host: * mutters * so is your mama.
Esme rolled her eyes
Host: And now a word from our sponsor about how to get wax out of your toenails
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Host: And were back, Now let's bring in the phoenix tribe. Our first tribe member for the phoenix tribe is a dork in disguise, Hermione!
Gryffindor girls part of audience: * clap *
Hermione: * snobby voice * Oh anostly you would except more claps or at least some cheering I mean come on I do have the best grades at Hogworts school of witch craft and wizardry.
Random audience member: BOO GET OF THE STAGE YOU MUDD BLOOD!!!!!
Hermione: HEY that is absoluly barbaric.
Random audience member pulls off mask to find Malfoy?
Hermione and host: FERRET BOY!?!
Malfoy: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Hermione and the host start doing ring around the rosy singing ferret boy ferret boy.
Host: Well since he's already here welcome the ferret boy and our second member for phoenix member * dull voice * Malfoy
Slytherine side of Audience: WOHH-HOO WHO-HOO WOOH-HOO!!!!!!
Pansy: GO DRACO GO DRACO GO DRACO I LOVE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malfoy: MUDD BLOOD
Hermione: FERRET BOY
Malfoy: MUDD BLOOD
Hermione: FERRET BOY
Host: SECURITY!!!
Producer comes out STILL wearing the bra
Host: I thought you were fired?
Producer: NEVER!! AS BOB AS MY WITNESSED THE SHOW WILL GO ON!!!!
Host: The show IS going on we hired a new producer see * points to a geek *
Geek: A-HA A-HA A-HA I have calculated with my brain that I am the smartest * snorts * man in all of America by 5.3% (A/N I'm trying to sound brainy you guys.).
Host: Our third member is the hottie with the flaming red hair RON!
Ron: I WANTED CHICKEN FINGERS I WANTED CHICKEN FINGERS YOU GAVE ME PICKLES CHICKEN FINGERS CHICKEN FINGERS CHICKEN FINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Host: NO FOOD!
Ron: CHICKEN FINGERS
Host: NOOOOOOOO FOOOOOOOD
Ron: FINE!!
Host: Okay I'm sick of enouncing the people so I'll just say every one who's in the Phoenix tribe:
Harry
Audience: WOOH-HOO!!!!!! YOU ROCK HARRY
Slytherines: BOOO!!!! YOU SUCK HARRY
Host: * coughs * as I was saying:
Harry
Ginny
Fred
George and
Volde-
Audience: * Gasps *
Host: I'm just reading what they're telling me to read ok kapeesh
Audience: * nods *
Host: You guys know the rules
Violet: HEY that's no fair they have magic
Ginny: *sticks tongue out *
Host: Oh yea no wands
Ginny: Hey that's no fa-
Host: Okay Survivors on your mark get set BANNANA!! * Some survivors run but then run back *
Host: HA-HA-HA-HA-GO!!!!
The survivors start running (A/N there in the Amazon)
Ginny: I WANNA READ THE MAP
Hermione: NO I WANNA READ THE MAP!!
Ginny: I WANNA- * rip * opps *the map ripped *
Ron: Great going dim wits now we have to try to find our stupid new home BY our selves.
Ginny: Hey I'm no dim wit she is but not me and besides I'm no chicken finger boy
Ron: * in a corner * my chicken fingers
Hermione: * nods but then realizes * HEY I'M NO DIM WIT!
Ginny: Yea suuure.
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Isadora: I wish I were a cow.
Duncan: * ? *
Isadora: A cow goes moo his name is Lou he tied my shoe and then he flew
Sunny: Isadora you're a dim wit
Isadora: * sigh * I now I now, * finds a stick * oooo * starts to poke Violet * (that is Badlee's idea sorry I'm using it!)
Violet: STOP-OW-POKE-OW-ME!!!
Isadora: SORRY I DON'T SPEAK OW HAHAHAHAHA! *Continues to poke violet *
Sunny: You guys are as annoying as my fan group
Violet: You mean the one's who were shouting Bugers?
Sunny: nahh.... Ya think
Quigley: True dat true dat
Sunny: sho boy you'z tryin ta act like a pimp well I'm da true p-I-m-p!! * Sunny starts singing 50 cents p-I-m-p * * sunny singing pimp * I don't know what chya heard about me but dat you can't get da dollar outa me! Not gonna let no perms ya can't see!! 'CAUSE I'M A MOTHERS F***** P-I-M-P!! pimp pimp *
Esme: Olay
Sunny: pimp pimp
Esme: Olay
* Sunny starts to do the heal-toe and crib walk *
Snicket tribe and lemony: *thinking * WERE THE HECK DID SUNNY LEARN THAT
Sunny: What me and my homies say dat s*** all the time
Violet: * hands on her hips * and who may I add are your homies
Sunny: *mimicking * and who are your homies may I add * Pleaz woman stop acting like our giddy mother * starts skipping * * stops skipping * Oh and my homies are Olaf and Esme
Snicket tribe (except olaf esme and Sunny) *look at olaf eating a candy bar *
Olaf: What??
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Host: Looks like there all gonna die so let's just bring in the challenge!!
Audience: Finally!
Host: * sticks toung out * The first challenge is that you guys have to move a boulder to the finish line the loser's will have to pat there heads and kiss there bums good bye
Isadora: Hey I thought you said BlackCherry's ferrets will attack u- *Violet covered her mouth *
Host: Oh yea okay forget about what I just said
Duncan: can we please just start the challenge now?
Host: Okay GO!
Hermione: Now?
Host: DUH GO!!!
The tribes ran to their boulders and started pushing it across there line.
Malfoy: My pants are falling out
Phoenix girls: eww....
Sunny: *trip * OUCH I FREAKEN TRIPED!!!
Violet: THEN GET UP I DON'T WANNA LOSE!!!!!
Ginny: HURRY UP FERRET BOY THERE A HEAD OF US!
Malfoy: I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN WHAT ABOUT HARRY HE'S ALL THE BACK THERE!
Ginny: HE TRIPED BIG-
Snicket tribe: YEEAAAAAA WE WON WOOH-HOO WE WON YEA!!!
Host: Snicket wins immunity
Lemony: You mean I won a Grammy!
Host: * roll hear eyes * Not that Snicket This Snicket
Lemony: oh okay * cuddles up in a corner
Snicket tribe: YEA WE WON OH YEA WOO-HOO!
Sunny: IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE!!
Phoenix: * mutters * let's throw her in a ditch
Host: see you at tribal council
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Host: What Happened Malfoy
Malfoy: Well that's an easy one it's 'cause mudd bloods here
Host: Hermione what do you think about that
Hermione: Well I think that we lost because of * coughs the word shorts *
Host: Okay then let's vote
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I want you guys to chose who should get voted off and I don't want something like well Hermione should get voted off 'cause she's a nerd, you do that I won't count the vote!
If you don't review then me deadly chicken wings will attack you
I mean it
Boo he he
Love Peace & Chicken Grease!