Hey guys names Izzy and this is my first story
I hope you enjoy it
I own no characters or batman..I wish
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Joker woke up at the sound of gagging. He rubbed his eyes and saw the bathroom light on.
"Harley..you ok in there you worthless dame?" Joker questioned. He got up from the bed and walked to the closed bathroom door. "Harley!..open the door.."
The door open to see a terrible looking Harley Quinn. Her face was paler than usual, her blonde hair was in a messy bun, her blue eyes was half closed, and her pj's were wrinkled.
"Harley you look terrible." The Joker said bluntly
"I'm ok Mr. J really." Harley tried to persuade
"No you're sick, so you're staying here because I don't want to get sick too."
"Ok Puddin'"
Harley went bed while The Joker got dress for the showdown with Batman.
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Harley woke up with her stomach turning and her throat gagging. She got up and ran to the bathroom. When she was done she got up and brushed her teeth.
'When was the last time you had you're period?' She thought
She gasped at the thought.
'Im late!'
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"Red! What if I'm pregnant?" Harley yells
"I don't even want to think about what that joke of a clown will think.. Here go take it." Ivy says bluntly
15 minutes later
"So, what does it say?" Ivy asks
Harley's face looks horrified and pale.
"I'm..pregnant."
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"Harley pooh!, where are ya?!" Joker yells
"In the kitchen Puddin'!"
Joker walked into the kitchen to see a Harley Quinn eating ice cream with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and pickles with a cherry on top.
Joker looked disgusted.
"Dame what the hell are you eating?" He asked
"Just ice cream."
"With pickles." Joker said raise an eyebrow"What? It taste good."
"I'm going to bed" Joker said tiredly
"Ok I'm coming with."
"First brush your teeth..you smell like pickle juice."
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At 3 AM, Joker woke up to Harley throwing up yet again.
"God damnit, worthless blonde waking me up." Joker grumbled
Harley walked out of the bathroom looking a big mess.
"What's wrong with you?" Joker questioned
"Nothing. Just a little sick that's all.."
"You're always sick, maybe you should go to the doctor."
"NO.. I mean I fine, lets just go to sleep"
"..."
"Hey Pud..?"
"Yea."
"What do you think of kids?"
"What about the brats?"
"Do you want one?"
"Why have one, I mean there just spoiled little brats that always complained and never appreciate stuff.." Joker rambled
"Puddin'.."
"And they take up space and I won't ever find a plan to get Batsy.."
"Mr. J.."
"And there worthless..just like you are.."
"Joker!"
"What!"
She grabbed his hands and put it on her stomach.
"I'm pregnant." She whispered
"Excuse me?"
"We're having a baby.."
At that moment he blacked out on the bed
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Cliffhanger
I hope you guys enjoyed this
Remember I do not own these characters or batman
And don't forget to review
Izzy👑