A/N; I don't own Free! or the characters. This was purely made for entertainment.

So this is a side story I wanna try so I don't get overloaded and bored with TNDG.

Rin wasn't sure why the hell he was doing this. So what he was single? And so what he was a bit sexually frustrated? Yeah, he could easily go pay for a prostitute. But he was much too scared of STDs for that. And he didn't really have the money for that either.. This was the easiest way since porn wasn't doing much for him.

He dialed the number he got from an ad on a magazine. His stomach was turning as the phone rang, he was so close to hanging up when a voice came up on the line.

"Thank you for calling Hot Lines. You will be charged 10 yen per minute to your phone bill. Do you want to accept the charges?" The perky voice asked. It sounded like a male using false setta, but then again it could've been a female.

"Hello?" The voice said again, "Do you wish to accept the charges and continue?"

Rin's heart nearly stopped. He stuttered as he spoke, "U-uh, yeah."

"And would you like a female or male?"

"Excuse me?!"

"Sir, we don't like to assume sexualities here at Hot Lines. If you're straight, just ask for female, gay, male. Or if you don't care we'll randomly connect you to a free line operator."

Rin sighed, he had to stop being on edge about this. The person was just doing their job. "Uh..a guy..I guess."

He heard a chuckle from the other side of the line and frowned, "Alright. Hold one moment while we find a suitable line operator. Thank you for calling, Hot Lines."

A click was heard and some obnxious music started to play. The kind you'd hear in an elevator. It made Rin want to bash his head into the desk.

He still couldn't believe he was doing this. But it was too late to turn back. Right? He could hang up at any second and forget he'd ever dialed that stupid number. But then again, he wanted something. He wanted to hear a stranger's voice say his name. He wanted a stranger to bring him to a satisfying release just by their voice.

"Are you serious..?" He mumbled to himself, realizing he was already getting hard just from imagining this.

He groaned, moving to lay on his bed after making sure the door was locked. He didn't need his room mate barging in while he got off to phone sex. That would be embarrassing and he'd never get to live it down. The awkward silence while his room mate pretended it never happened. Then Rin would yell at him that they needed to talk about it then it would only get worse..was he still on hold?

He checked the time on the phone. He'd been on hold for 4 minutes, but the shitty music was gone.. The hell?

"..Hello?" He asked, hesitantly.

He could hear a shift on the other end of the line then a low voice answered back, "So, love..why did you call tonight? Feeling lonely? Do you need me to change that?"

Rin could've rubbed one out just by this guy's voice but he frowned instead, "Seriously?! If you're going to work at a phone sex line then at least not sound bored!"

A/N; Lol I have no idea if this has been done or not. But here's a fic dedicated to an episode of Family Guy I just watched xD

I'm still unsure of who I wanna make Rin's room mate. I'm stuck between Ai and Makoto. So maybe leave a review and let me know who you'd guys prefer? This is like a college AU btw. :3