A/N: What would happen if Lenalee, Allen, Kanda, Lavi and Daisya were left in the cafeteria with nothing to do at all and Daisya begins to brag about being a pro in soccer? Read this to find out. Heheh.
Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own D.Gray-Man. Hoshino Katsura does.
"I'm bored…" Allen whined, his attention fully on the golden golem resting between the end of his right thumb and forefinger.
Lenalee had had it.
Allen had been whining about being bored for the past half an hour or so and she was getting impatient.
Lavi had fallen asleep, drooling on the cafeteria table, much to Kanda's disgust.
He'd been pulled down to the cafeteria with them by the redheaded Bookman who had, moments before been hyperactively jumping around without a care in the world.
A hooded figure strode into the cafeteria, the crest sown on his cloak catching the exorcists' attention.
"Oi, Daisya," Kanda greeted grumpily as said exorcist came to a stop in front of them, grinning madly.
Kanda's light greeting to his fellow exorcist under General Tiedoll woke the redheaded Bookman up.
"Yo. What you all doin'?"
They stared at the hooded exorcist with dull expressions, that of which were similar to that of Kanda's expression when someone(Allen, for example) had stated or asked the obvious.
"Err, don't answer that. Guess what? I won a soccer game all by myself against 20 kids!"
Kanda rolled his eyes.
"Here he goes again."
"Shut up Kanda. Just because you can't play soccer doesn't mean you can just butt into other peoples' fun!"
Lavi chuckled, only to receive the swordsman breathing down his neck, Mugen threatening to cut his nose off in response.
"Well, if you wanna prove to me that you can play soccer, why don't we have a match. We'll play Innocence Soccer."
Allen sweat dropped and spoke in a hushed tone, " I'll be referee. I can't use my innocence, seeing as it is an arm and all…"
Daisya clapped his hands and grinned.
"Perfect! Now it'll be two a side and Kanda you get to pick your teammate first."
Kanda immediately pointed to Lavi.
"I refuse to have a girl on my team."
Lenalee made an annoyed face at the swordsman who simply averted his gaze without a second's hesitation.
"Hurry up Baka usagi. Get up and get over here."
Lenalee grinned at Daisya and high-fived him, despite it being an awfully lame thing to do.
They headed out to the field and began setting up nets and various equipments and the like before the two pairs of exorcists began discussing their battle strategy.
Daisya and Lenalee decided that the owner of the Dark Boots would be the goal keeper and Daisya would be everything else for the first half.
Lavi and Kanda though, couldn't decide who would be who.
"You know what, Yuu-chan? I'll be the goalie for now." And before Kanda could shave Lavi's head with Mugen, the redheaded Bookman apprentice had already scurried off to the white poles set into the ground at their end of the field.
"Che, useless Baka Usagi."
Daisya had moved to the middle of the field where Allen waited to start the match. Kanda made his way there too. Swearing and cursing under his breath as he took his time walking to the other two exorcists.
Daisya smirked and stuck his tongue out at Kanda childishly, making one of the longhaired male exorcist's veins threaten to burst in irritation.
Allen balanced the soccer ball on his leg and then kicked it up into the air.
"Let the match BEGIN!"
A/N: This is a humor fic I made cause I got bored. Tell me if you want me to continue it and I'll try to come up with a second chapter. Don't forget to, leave a review.