ZADR One-shots

A/N: The first chapter isn't romantic, but I will definitely be writing fluffy ones. I don't usually write anything like this, but I decided to because I felt like it. Oh, and because my friend loves ZADR. This is for you, bud!

1: She-wolf

The first time Zim heard him sing was a cold December night. The raven-haired boy hadn't disturbed the irken for two weeks. This was not acceptable. Zim put on his wig and contacts, and throwing on a dark pink coat, head off for the boys house. He had to get Dib to bother him again. But…how? And why for that matter? He shrugged off the thought as he neared Dib's house. There were no cars in the driveway, but he could see that the kitchen light was on. As he approached the door to knock on it, he decided to pull his hand back. Why was he knocking on his enemy's door? Doesn't that kind of beat the purpose? The irken smirked as he opened the door and quietly snuck into the house. He heard music coming from the kitchen; he could use this to his advantage. All he had to do is throw a water balloon at the back of Dib's head, laugh evilly, and then get the hell out of there. As he peeked into the kitchen, he saw that Dib was doing the dishes. He stuck a portion of his body into the kitchen, grinning that grin of his and waiting for the perfect moment to strike. But just as he was bringing his hand down to his pocket, he heard something that made him stop in his tracks.

"You love me, and I froze in tiiime…" Zim tilted his head. Dib-thing is… singing? Why? Though as he continued to listen to the boy, the irken realized that he wasn't half bad. His grin began to drop as Dib continued to sing.

"Hungry for that flesh of miiine…" Who knew that he could sing? He's…amazing!

"But I can't compete with a she-wolf who had got me on my knees…" Zim frowned and stared at his shoes. Why was he getting so worked up about this? It's just insane talent after all. Even if he does sing beautifully…

"What does he see in those yellow eyes…know I'm falling to pieces…" The irken was fascinated. He never knew that someone could sing so well. Especially Dib! He felt a blush creep onto his cheeks. Why am I blushing?! He narrowed his eyes at Dib. GAH! Give me a reason to hate you!

"I'm falling to pieces… now I'm falling to piecAHH! ZIM?! WHAT THE HELL!" The boy screamed. The irken looked up at him and growled weakly. Dib's gaze softened a bit. "How long have you been here?"

"A while…"

"And you heard all of that?"

"Heh…yeah." Dib bit his inner cheek, blushing madly.

"Well, umm…"

"I should get doing," Zim muttered, shoving his hands in his coat pockets.

"Y-yeah, sure…" Dib trailed off, looking down at the floor. As the irken rushed out of his house, he sank to the floor, leaning up against the wall. "He better be too thick to realize that I was singing to him. I knew he was there the whole time…" Zim slammed the door behind him, sighing softly. Well, at least he got to hear Dib sing. And besides…

…he 'forgot' the water balloon at home.

A/N: Well, I hope you all liked it! More to come! Gimme feedback! Oh, and the song is "She-wolf (falling to pieces)" by David Guetta . Though in all actuality Sia is the only one singing, just like in "Titanium". So I don't know why the hell David freaking Guetta has to take all the credit!