The Sugar Plum Fairy and Jack Frost were on their honey moon and found money which they used to lock up me and Mr. Twister in a bedroom where I got impreganant with his babies. 7 little girls who look like candy cane, which looks like me. I like the babies and Bob Marley put them in a bathtub to get confirmed for my catholic faith which is cool.
The Ice Fairy and the White Ghost were on a date when the Ice Fairy found a Snow Fairy and dumped the White Ghost. The White Ghost was mad and killed the Snow Fairy with a wink. The Snow Fairy rose again as a ghost and they lived happily ever after making 5 little boys who look like Bob Marley.
The Belsnickels were busy rididng a pony who was called Mr. Tannenbaum which is a crazy guy who can't dress well. Mr. Tannenbaum has a wife who was a camel.
The Belsnicekels gave a Coca Cola to the Charlie Brown and they had a drinking party and it was awesome and they invited me and Mr. Twister and our kids and Bob Marley. It was fun.
