Hello everyone. I know I have been gone for pretty much the entire year, and I have a lot of things that I need to finish (which will get finished eventually), but The Ridonculous Race really inspired me to write again, so here I am. There is a lot that I need to catch up on, and a lot that I want to write, so I hope that everything will get done.

The story will not be very long (I hope), but things always changes. So pretty much, this reunion is being used as a tool to promote The Ridonculous Race, and it is set a bit before the spinoff premieres.

It has been over a year and a half since Total Drama: Pahkitew Island has aired, and with the spinoff titled The Ridonculous Race premiering soon, the TV network had made contact with Celebrity Manhunt to host a 7 day reunion special, which will create buzz for and lead in to the premiere of the spinoff.

Josh was preparing for a meeting about the reunion special, not knowing what to expect, "This will be PERFECT. This will bring ratings and drama, which means more excitement and for me to take over. Being the sole host of this special will definitely revive my career in a completely different light."

After primping himself in the mirror and putting on foundation, he got up and grabbed his stuff to head to the board room in the studio. He opened the door, and shook hands to every single producer in the room before sitting down, "Hello my fellow bosses and glamorous rulers of the greatest channel on television. I cannot wait to handle this reunion special all by myself as a host."

The producers chuckled before one of them spoke, "Actually, since this is an extremely big reunion, which will lead into our newest show, we thought that it would be smartest to have a reunion within Celebrity Manhunt."

"What are you talking..." Josh muttered, and before he even got a chance to finish his thoughts, the door was slammed open, and pointy heels were clanking as the former (former) Celebrity Manhunt hostess entered.

She took off her Cruella De'Vil-like fur coat, and swung it in Josh's face before she went to kiss every single producer happily, "It is SO nice to be back darlings. 5 years later, and I never would have thought I would be in this office again. You made the PERFECT choice in making me the co-hostess with the reunion special. The ratings have never been the same since I was forced to leave."

The current host was completely baffled and bamboozled by Blaineley's entrance, and the news she brought with her, "So you hired her back why?"

Blaineley made sure to rub it in his face as she explained what she was told earlier; "They called me to join this project because I WAS a part of the show, and it would be a ratings boost for me to return to this show to host a reunion for another show I was on. They also said that you could not carry this by yourself."

"ENOUGH with the cattiness in the office. Leave that for the interviews. She is right. The dynamics of the show has not been the same since she left, and if this goes well, Blaineley will be back full time."

He ignored all of the news about Blaineley, and wanted to focus on the project, "So, when is the actual reunion being filmed? Are we responsible for the hotel booking of the former contestants?"

A producer took out his paper work as he quickly explained, "Filming will consist of 8-12 hour schedules each day, which will be 7 days. The first of the 7 day shooting will start in 3 days. The former contestants should be on their way to the hotel, booked by us of course at any minute."

The fourteen contestants from Total Drama: Pahkitew Island were slowly moving into the hotel, bringing in their suitcases, and booking their rooms.

Sugar and her boyfriend Leonard were the first ones in the hotel, and went to sit down at the lobby after getting their room keys. "Damn, that was a hell of a lineup. Even longer than the rapid sales at the chicken slaughter shop. And carrying all of dem suitcases was hell."

The self-proclaimed wizard sighed heavily, right after he let go of all of the suitcases that he brought in (Sugar only carried her huge purse), "Yes, cause you carrying one potentially magic induced purse is a lot worse than me carrying 10 suitcases sweetie." He snided when he finally took a chance to relax, "I am so excited to see all of our old castmates. It has been so long since we have seen them. Shocked none of them were on The Ridonculous Race with me. I liked racing all around the world with..."

Sugar instantly cut him off, "You KNOW I don't like that bottle blonde heifer that you did that show with. You ain't off the hook of taking her instead of me to do the show." As soon as a specific squeak was heard, she started to groan, "Ahh shucks. Now we have this duck to deal with."

Ella's instantly identifiable voice was heard as she saw her two former competitors as she ran to them, "HEY my tweedy birds. It has been forever since we have seen one another." She went to give Sugar a forced hug, before running to embrace Leonard, "I am so proud of you getting the spot in the spinoff. I cannot wait to see you on there. How have you two been?"

"We were fine", snided Sugar, right before walking off.

Leonard grunted at his girlfriend before speaking, "You know bout me being on the Race and all. Sugar got a lot of advertisement roles during the past year, and now she is working her way on doing a Broadway show in our town. How have you been?"

"Lovelier than I have ever been. I just wrapped up doing a Broadway run of Cinderella, and then I will be focusing on my school work. I did Cinderella because doing Snow White would be too predictable to me." She started to look around to see where her friend was with all of his stuff, "I am wondering where Dave could be at the moment. He did not tell me where he was going."

Dave was at the buffet table, where he was just shoved by Sugar, "Scramble out of the way, toothpick. You just got here, and are already fucking things up." She started to sloppily gobble all of the food right off the table.

Chunks started to fly everywhere, including his face, which set off the germophobe, "What in the hell is wrong with your disgusting, fat ass? You have no sense of cleanliness or manners at all. You are STILL a piece of trash Sugar. EAT SHIT."

Her instant retaliation led to her throwing cheese in his face and flicking her fingers in his face, "DON'T START SHIT you AIN'T prepared for, you mother fucker. You are a WASTE OF LIFE, who talks a BUNCH OF SHIT, but has a BIGGER VAG than everyone. You DON'T WANNA GO THERE with me."

The other guests were catching attention from the scene, causing Leonard and Ella to rush to split up the other two, "David stop. You are better than all of this negativity."

Despite being pulled away, Dave still yelled at the pageant slob, "YOU SUCK. DON'T EVER touch me. You are a WALKING HEART ATTACK."

Jasmine and Shawn were sitting down, as they were waiting for Sky to get her room key. Shawn muttered to his girlfriend, "I have to admit that it is a bit weird that Sky came with us. She is cool and all, but I thought she would not want to ride with a couple, or carpool with Ella. She can be very depressing to be around."

"I know she is, but it is clearly because she is nervous about the reunion. She made a lot of enemies with her actions, and Sky would just rather avoid certain things rather than take responsibility," explained Jasmine, before she changed the topic, "We are here for US and for no one else. We decided to show up to let people know what we are doing, and to catch up with others. Other drama is not our concern."

The runner-up soon joined them, and sat across the couch from them, "Who has either of you kept up with from the cast other than me?"

Jasmine said off the top of her head, "Sammy, and by extension, Amy, Dave, Ella, and surprisingly, Rodney and Beardo."

"I don't like Rodney. He has said and done a lot of stuff to and about me that I don't accept and have a huge issue with. The same goes for Dave. He just randomly started dissing me after the finale, and I don't know why. They both called me as dumb as a zombie. Those are some fighting words, " ranted the winner.

Sky rolled her eyes at the mention of Dave, "He is a complete sicko. I get it that he is hurt and all, but it does not justify any of his actions post show. He is the reason why Ella has been so distant to me. I am not looking forward to all of them attacking me for every single thing. Sugar is going to look for a fight too."

"You are letting everything bother you, which is your fault. As long as you are insecure with yourself, and make peace within yourself about something, you shall be fine," advised Jasmine. "Focus more on the positive okay? It is making everyone grow negative."

The twins were in the elevator with Rodney (who was carrying all of Amy's suitcases). Samey felt bad for the hopeless romantic, "It was really cruel for you to use Rodney just so he can carry all of the stuff you are too lazy to do yourself."

"It is the gentlemanly thing to do Amy's sister, so I am more than honored to assist her with her bags. Such beauty should not be stressed out by heavy weights, " uttered the overly romantic Rodney, looking at Amy with glossed eyes.

The bitchy twin continued to file her nails, and felt Rodney's prolonged stare on her, which irritated her, "Turn AROUND. NO ONE wants to be seen as a piece of meat for those weak eyes to prey on." She continued with what she was doing before reminding her sister the story that she prepared for the reunion, "Here is what we are going to say. We are going to say that I became a valedictorian for graduation, and got a cheer-leading and a gymnastics scholarship, while you have to stay back for a year after that Jasmine bitch took you to Australia and joined her slave family to live for a year after mom and dad disowned you."

After an extremely long eye roll, Samey grunted at Amy's self serving story, "That is the most ridiculous, stupid, and unbelievable story that I have ever heard from you Amy. You already lost a lot of credibility, but this is pathetic."

The three of them got out of the elevator, and followed Rodney to their rooms, "It is not nice to insult your sister like that Samey. Respect is the most important thing."

"My NAME. IS. SAMMY. Get it correct."

The three of them soon tumbled over a bunch of suitcases that were left in front of their door, and all over the hallway, "UGH. WHO is DUMB ENOUGH to leave their stuff in the hallway, ESPECIALLY when there is NO ONE HERE, and it is a HALLWAY?" They all stormed to the room right across from them, and rammed the door with their fists, and Amy yelling, "OPEN THE DOOR YOU DOUCHEBAG WHO LEFT THEIR SHIT HERE."

The familiarly whiny but charismatic voice of a brunette teenager was heard through the door, "Ugh, what is it? I am trying to oil myself and condition my hair." A shirtless Topher opened the door with a towel on his head, ignoring that the twins were gazing at him, and focused on Rodney, "You were SUPPOSED to drop me here and help me with my stuff. Bring this shit inside. All of this costs more than the worth of all three of you."

Samey rushed to his aid before Rodney even moved, "I'll help pack away all of your shirts, I mean all of your clothes. You don't even need that many clothes with how you look."

Amy opened the door to their room, and groaned at her sister's horrible behavior, "She is horrible. Losing the minimal amount of sense as soon as she sees muscles. Now put my stuff in my room."

Scarlett was looking at herself in the mirror, trying to figure out her next disguise. She picked up scissors, and held up her hair to trim her long hair down to a bob cut, "I should not have expected anything less that I did not receive a legit invite. That court hearing from TDPI definitely had an impact in ruining the show, which is why this so called Amazing Race rip off was greenlit. Stupid producers thought they could get the last laugh over me. HA. And all of those charges I put on them is still ongoing ." She put down the scissors, and ran her hands through her new haircut, "I like it. Very edgy but still professional."

She added grey contacts to her eyes, as she continued to talk to herself, "They should have invited me. I will NEVER be shunned and rejected. It is not like I am going to steal anything, attempt to kill them, or show my kleptomania again. I will just expose all of their scandalous, humiliating, retching details that I instilled through these background checks."

After running through her now black hair, Scarlett went out of the hotel room, and made her way into the game area to see if anyone would recognize her, "Hmmmmm. Everything seems low-attention so far, so this disguise is perfect. Lets see who is around." The certifiably insane teenager looked around discreetly, and noticed that Max and Beardo were speaking to one another in the same room, which peaked her interest, "That pathetic mutant and Biggie wannabe are speaking. I need to eavesdrop."

Max was waving his stubby fingers at Beardo as he was speaking, "LISTEN HERE! I paid you to make a theme song for me, and the one you gave me to make my GRAND evil entrance SUCKS. I DEMAND a new one."

The first out mumbled in annoyance before he responded, "Don't you think that discussing this... at home where I had my DJ kit would have been more in suit for this? And no one believes that you are evil. No one else is going to have a special theme song for when they enter the reunion, so why should you?"

"BECAUSE I PAID YOU TO. How STUPID can you be? You should be happy that I ever wasted any time on you, you ingrate. That is the ONLY reason why I befriended you. Being my assistant would have been the BEST job that you could have ever asked for. You are CLEARLY not going anywhere with your life."

Scarlett took notes, and enjoyed seeing Beardo walk up and hover over Max with intimidation, "Mmmmph. I like this very much. The imbecile used his fried head to "replace me as an assistant" with Beardo. Max will spend all of his babysitting money to buy some friends. Sad, pathetic, but expected."

It is the next morning, and the Pahkitew cast was slowly making their way down their rooms and to the dining area for guests. Looking at one another gave the 13 of them many mixed feelings as they sat down, from happiness, to sheer disgust all rolled up in one. No one said anything for a few minutes because of this.

The princess wannabee was the first to speak up and to lighten the mood, "Well, this is a nice reunion. How have you all been doing? I have missed every single one of you."

Sky noticed how close Dave and Ella were sitting, and could ignore their close proximity if she tried to, "I have been... going through some things, though I am trying to move forward. It does not help when you have someone continue to slander me about things that happened over a year ago, " glaring at Dave.

He swallowed his drink, and slammed his cup down hard when she directed herself at him, "Do you really want to start this early Sky? Don't open up a CAN OF WORMS if you are not ready for smush to land on your face."

"Is that a threat Dave? It would not be surprising since you were willing to go through with attempting to harm me during the finale," seethed Sky with pain in her voice. "It is disappointing that Ella's positivity did not change your bitter attitude."

Sick and tired of the complicated drama between Dave and Sky, the blonde twin snapped egotistically, "SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUPPPPPP! NNNOOOO ONE gives a crack about your sexually frustrating hatred for one another. I cannot believe that I am here with all of you losers again because of a stupid contract. Yall CONTINUE to be pressed about me and to talk shit about me, and I have some words for MOST OF YALL during the reunion."

"I don't spend ANY time following and taking shots towards you. No one was even speaking to you honey," the brunette man groaned softly, as he checked himself out with his spoon. Topher continued, "I just want to eat breakfast in peace."

Jasmine muttered to her best friend and her boyfriend, "There is never any peace with that trainwreck Amy around stirring stuff up."

Overhearing the Aussie caused her to snap her fingers in agitation to get their attention, "Amazon bitch. Is there something that you need to say to me, and not under your breath? I do not know why you are all up in my business. Are you secretly eating my sister's twarty cunt or something? You're one of the main ones keeping my name in their mouth."

"Amy stop. No one wants to hear it."

"Well tell your dyke secret girlfriend to shut the fuck up Dykemey."

"Please reveal your homphobia to everyone here Amy. Have your security dog escort you out of here. Did he gave you rabies yet?"

As she was about to attack Samey, Rodney grabbed and pulled her back, "Please don't do this honey. It is the first night, and you are better than them. I will give you a massage and a bubble bath to calm you down."

Topher watched the two walk off, and bit his lip, "That was pretty arousing."

Max smirked when he noticed that there was only 11 people at the table (outside of the newly departed Rodney and Amy), and took notice of the absence of one particular camper, "I see that pathetic assistant and wannabe villain Scarface is not here. She must have COWERED when the option to reunite with me was presented to her. I'm sure her parole officer would have not her attend the reunion."

"It is best that the witch did not show up. Her heinous antics on that Fever episode was sheer magnificent with evil magic, but evil magic is horrible regardless. I think everyone can agree that she is the worst person to ever be on the show."

Sugar wrapped her arms around Leonard for a hug, "I agree. Beating her ass WAS fun. I just wish that I got to do that to someone else," before looking at Ella.

Shawn felt uncomfortable by Sugar's glare, and the entire breakfast, "Honestly, I am not feeling any of this. Scarlett was a wild one, but I am not down for talking smack about someone when they are not present, and instead of catching up, there has been nothing but arguing. It is tiring. Do we really have no care for one another to catch up in a friendly manner, and have a good time? There should be no reason as to why there is so much hostility between anyone."

"Sha-sha-Shawn is right. We need to chi-chillax, and party before and after the reunion. I am here for that, and to get to know yall better. Let's try to be optimistic about this yall," interjected Beardo.

Samey sighed in regret, "I should not have let her anger me. You would think after almost 18 years, I would have it under control."

Everyone ate in silence for the next few minutes, before their food went cold. As some continued, Ella asked, "So the actual reunion with Celebrity Manhunt is not for another 3 days for us, correct? If that is the case, than we have a lot of time beforehand to have fun. This will be oh so joyous."

The germophobe smiled as he grabbed her hand, "I believe that is the case Ella."

Runner-up Sky groaned as she got up, "Well, I am going upstairs. I would like to cool off by myself, and it is clear we spent too much time time together. See you all later," before rushing out of the room.

Well, the ROTI cast will be introduced next chapter, and the TDI-TDWT will be introduced in the third chapter. The reunion show will then proceed on the fourth chapter, and some of the shenangians at the hotel will be covered as well.