SAO: Change of Plans,

Chapter 1: Kayaba

A/N: Hey Guys! First ever Fic here! It's supposed to be a cross between Sword Art Online and Pokémon; two of the best Animes ever. Since it's my first fic, I'm praying that it sees the outside of a dumpster (It's an old saying, meaning 'let's hope it doesn't suck all its existence' :)

Well, here goes Nothin'!

Sao; 22nd floor, Kirito/ Asuna's house

Kirito opens his eyes after a peaceful night with his in game wife. 'How much longer will we be trapped here?' he thought 'we just cleared the 75th floor (A/N: No ALO, I hated that part), where I'd called out Heathcliff as Kayaba…'

"We won't be here too much longer; at the rate we're going" Came a voice from the other side of the bed

Kirito jumped up in shock "E-EH?" as he turned to Asuna "Good morning, my sexiness" Asuna blushed. Hard.

Next came a reverberating slap to his lips "Baka! I've told you too many times to never call me that Kirito-kun"

"Sorry" he wrapped his arms around his waist, which she returned "anyway, I was just having the same thought. I mean, I know that we only have 25 more floors to go, but the bosses, and therefore mazes are getting harder."

"But we're getting better!" Asuna replied, brushing his cheek

"True, True" Kirito's stomach made a loud rumbling noise, which made Asuna burst into laughter

"Sorry, heh, sorry" she said, still giggling a little "I guess it's time to get you some spicy sandwiches!"

"This is spicy enough right here" Kirito whispered to himself

"After hearing that comment, Maybe I shouldn't" Asuna said aloud.

"NOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE!" Kirito yelled, making Asuna laugh

"Just messing with you, I'll make the sandwiches; you go ahead and get the table ready"

"Sure!"

'The things I do for love' he thought to himself as he set the table. After setting the table, Kirito sat down to think. 'I'm stuck in this game, which I didn't expect; I found the love of my life, which I didn't expect; and I got married and bought a house, which I didn't expect. Man o Man, Kayaba has really turned my boring, lonely life inside out, hasn't he? Speaking of lonely, I should really go help out Asuna; she must be terribly lonely when she cooks alone.

Kirito got up, table set for two, and headed into the kitchen to help his in game wife.

"Kirito! Is everything okay? Asuna asked, surprised by his entrance to the kitchen. He almost never goes there, unless he needs an Asuna-unapproved midnight snack.

"Yes, the table is set." He replied "I just thought you might be a little lonely cooking in here by yourself. Besides, I wanted to help you cook"

"Aww come here you" She said, pulling him into a deep and passionate kiss. "just Don't burn the house down.

After finishing the sandwiches, half spicy and half plain; and Asuna finding that Kirito had only burned himself twice; 'A new record' Asuna noted to herself, The couple sat down to eat.

"AAAAAAAAAAAA" Asuna screamed after she took her first bite into one of the sandwiches.

"W-What's up Asuna?" Kirito exclaimed, unaware of the situation

"WATER, WATER, WATER! NEED WATER!" Asuna continued. Kirito was suddenly completely aware of the situation, and burst out laughing.

"HaHaHa! We really should have separated the spicy sandwiches from the plain ones! Kirito exclaimed.

"You don't say"

After finishing their meal and cleaning up; they both sat down on the sofa, relaxing. Today was their only day to be together, and Kirito intended to make the best of it.

Suddenly, the world around them went completely blank. Asuna went from calm and collected to up tight and outright terrified, she ran into Kirito's chest, squeezing it tightly. Kirito, also outright terrified, held his wife as close to him as he could. They were both changed into their SAO battle gear, but both were too afraid to lose each other to notice. After about a few minutes, an error notice popped up:

Danger!

Immediate transport required to transfer life data. Please remain still

Forcing transport in 3

2

1

They both closed their eyes, as the bright light enveloped them. They reappeared on a platform, overlooking Aincard.

"This has to some sort of quest" Kirito said "But what could have activated it?"

"Yeah" Asuna agreed, too terrified to say anything else.

"This is no quest, Kirito-kun" came a voice from behind them

They both turned, still hugging. Kirito's eyes filled with rage when he saw the speaker. He tried to reach for his sword, but Asuna held him back, giving him another comforting squeeze.

Kayaba