A Filthy Valentines Day
I've lived in Brooklyn, NYC all my life. A few months ago, I found a youtube channel called Dizasta Music. I've always enjoyed watching his videos. I decided to go watch his new video 'FUCK VALENTINES DAY' and I sighed, 'I guess it's true, I am fat and gay.'
After watching his videos, I walked to the nearest grocery store to buy the ingredients for dinner. I went to the fruit section and saw some lemons which reminded me of Lemon Man. As I stared at the lemons, lost in my thoughts, I heard a familiar voice behind me. 'Can I habe de p00si b0ss?'
-Valentines Day-
After meeting Filthy Frank, we have started dating. It was February 14th. He had asked me out for dinner and I was nervous and excited. I heard the doorbell ring 'That must be him.' I thought to myself. I opened the door 'Ey b0ss'.
After eating Dinner, I smeared my shit on his balls and we prayed and gave sacrifices to the all mighty chin chin. 'Frank, this was the best Valentine's Day ever.' I said to him.