Sometimes I get a quick idea and I push through it until it's done and damn watching 6A again had me thinking all EQ, who became my muse for this little smutty drabble of EvilSwanQueen yumminess.

1) This is ALL girl, lesbian sex with a magic cock, don't like it don't read it.

2) I never condone cheating as Emma is still TECHNICALLY with Hook, even in this story.

3) Yes the Queen will being having intimate moments with Regina (again don't like it don't read it).

4) CONSENT IS EVERYTHING, ALWAYS. There may be a slight trigger as the Queen has coerced Regina and Emma into a damn sexy situation.

I own up to any mistakes I have made as there is no beta! I own no OUAT characters! I just like to have crazy fun with them!


"I really don't know why you deny yourself a few little pleasures Regina?" The Queen's voice rang out, sultry and playful from the study in the large house as Regina passed by.

"What are you doing here?" Regina sighed, not in any mood for her evil half's temperament. As she sat across from the desk facing the Queen. The black and red corset barely holding her breasts in, Regina knew the Queen was flirting, with herself no less. Regina knew from that moment on the docks that this little perversion would be right up the Queen's alley in her day. Frequently wishing for a compatible bed-mate, who better than herself, and here they were separated, the thoughts had graced both of their minds.

"Oh come on, I'm being denied things too, maybe we can help each other out a little bit hm?" She wiggled her brows and bit the corner of her lip.

"I have no idea what you are insinuating, and I'm much too tired—"

"Maybe I'll call Em-ma…as you, I'm more than certain she'd indulge Regina in a little evening playtime." The Queen innocently played.

"Don't you dare!" Regina stood and slammed her hand on the desk, putting her foot down for the time being on the Queen's idea of bedding Emma.

The Queen stood and rounded the desk, reaching slowly for Regina, stroking up her arm, relaxing her slightly. Regina sighed heavily and looked at her Evil half, shaking her head slowly, "You know it's not a common fantasy to have come true, this was our biggest one, bedding yourself…" Regina laughed gently at the absurdity of it all.

"It really reveals that you have two sides to you, you know? After all who knows you better than yourself?" The Queen smirked and grazed the side of Regina's cheek with the back of her fingers, gently touching, offering comfort, she knew this version of Regina liked a softer touch…at least in the beginning. "So what do you think hm? I know you have feelings for this Savior maybe we can take away her tremors." The Queen laughed heartily at her own joke and stroked her fingers along Regina's neck.

"What am I supposed to say?" Regina sighed, she knew she was being coerced into this situation but she'd rather be there than the Queen do it all and pretend to be her, there was no winning. No time like the present to reveal true feelings, why do these things always happen in the middle of crazy situations?! Her inner monologue was killing her as she felt the Queen's hands move along her hair line, causing goosebumps down the back of her neck and arms.

"I'm sure you'll think of something…" The Queen leaned in and grazed a small kiss along Regina's ear and cheek. "You better get on with it, you know my patience is not to be tested," she whispered alongside her soft kisses, causing Regina to blush and her belly to boil, slight fear mixed with a little jealousy and a dash of arousal.

Regina pulled away from the Queen, pulling her phone from her coat pocket, eyeing the Queen mysteriously. "I hate you so much right now. This isn't fair and not to mention abuse on both Emma and I's parts."

"Ah, it's only a negative thing if you didn't want it to happen, and I happen to know you want this to happen…as does Emma." The Queen grinned, "I'll be in bed…entertaining myself while I wait, I happen to love those toys in this world. You have 30 minutes to get her here before I go and get her myself." In a plume of purple smoke she was gone and Regina sighed in frustration, looking down at her phone and typing out a quick message to Emma.

Regina: Emma, do you think you would be able to come over and talk for a bit, I really could use a drinking buddy.

Regina waited a few moments, removing her jacket and pouring herself a glass of cider, before hearing her phone ping at her.

Emma: Sure, is everything okay? It's pretty late.

Regina: Everything is fine, I just need to get some things off my chest.

Emma: I'll pull on some clothes and be on my way. 15 min tops.

Alright, step one done. Now what explain to her why I really wanted her over here and further explain that I've had more intimate feelings for her for longer than I care to think about and that my evil half is upstairs in my bed pleasuring herself while waiting for us to join her. Perfect, this should go over just fine!

Regina downed the cider and poured another for herself and sipped it slowly, not sure how the conversation would really go between her and Emma. The brunette made herself comfortable on the sofa as she sipped the cider, letting her mind wander with the upcoming conversation and how to do this quickly and painlessly. She soon heard a soft knock on the door and went to grab it, sure enough revealing the blonde, wearing her hair in a high pony tail and pajama bottoms. Damn, she looks too cute.

"I'm sorry if you were going to bed." Regina sounded apologetic as the blonde crossed the threshold into the large home.

"Naw, don't worry, you have me worried, is everything okay?" Emma removed her coat placing it in the closet next to the door.

"Join me for a drink?" The brunette held up her glass, Emma nodded in agreement and followed the brunette to the study, admiring the view as she often did when Regina was in front of her. Emma sat on the sofa as Regina poured her a drink, turning to hand it to her, catching Emma's eyes…not where they ought to belong but in this case maybe this would help get her upstairs in the next few moments. Emma cleared her throat and blushed as she took the drink from Regina.

"You—um, wanted to talk about something? Get something off your chest?" She looked down to her drink, trying to avoid eye contact since she was caught ogling the brunettes backside. Glancing up quickly she took a swig of cider to help calm her nerves.

"Emma, I'm going to talk to you very quickly and try and get a lot off my chest at once and please don't think it's the alcohol talking and please don't panic when I finish." Emma was caught off guard, Regina was nervous and babbling which wasn't typical of her, Emma knew something wasn't right at all.

"Okay…" Emma finished her drink and rose to help herself to another as Regina started talking.

"First of all, thank you for coming over, I do indeed need to talk to you and in the few minutes you've been here I've had many things cross my mind. First of all, yes, I did see you ogling my ass, I know it's not the first time and that's ok, if we are being honest I too have checked you out on more than one occasion." The blonde flushed deep red as did the brunette and avoided eye contact with each other. "Catching you doing it, made it easier for me to admit to all this now…I—I have feelings for you Emma, as crazy as I thought it was when I felt them start to arise, they have only grown stronger. Now that I don't have the Queen, keeping my walls up is completely different, she was—is, um, she was a huge part of my strong walls. Does that make sense?" Emma nodded as Regina continued, more of a rhetorical question. "I know you have Hook and what I had with Robin was very real, I will always love Robin, but I still feel like there is something here." She gestured between the two of them and looked at the clock on the fireplace mantle.

"Em—speaking of the Queen, she's uhh—she's here, well upstairs." Emma froze mid drink and caught Regina's eyes, both of them were full of emotion; fear, apprehension, intoxication, uncertainty.

"Regina!" It was a whisper yell but she didn't know what else to say at this point, she too has feelings for the brunette but right now wasn't the best time to be unleashing all this emotion. Regina shook her head and downed the rest of her drink and looked straight into Emma's eyes, knowing that the next few moments had to be taken extremely delicately.

"Look, she was going to pretend to be me to bed you. Em—I couldn't let that happen, I can't let that happen." Her voice cracked with the emotional break, she cared deeply for Emma and if the Queen used force to bed Emma, pretending to be her she could never forgive herself. "The Queens uhh—libido, is umm—she's a very sexual person and will take what she wants unless it's given willingly."

"So you invited me over to have sex with the Queen?!" Emma was utterly confused, terrified and aroused all at the same time.

"Look, if we just go 'entertain' her with our company she'd be happy, trust me." Regina was trying her best to be convincing, "look it's not how I ever imagined having sex with you. Please believe me."

"You've thought about having sex with me?" Emma looked at Regina and smiled watching as the brunette flushed a deep shade of red.

"Shut up. As if you have never imagined having sex with me…" Regina retorted back and Emma shrugged knowing deep down she was right, though she couldn't help the blush that formed lightly on her chest and up her cheeks.

"If you two are quite finished—I could use some company." The two women whipped around to see the mirror on the wall come alive with a very naked Queen laying upon the bed waiting patiently—or not so patiently to be joined. Regina waved her hand, causing the mirror magic to dissipate.

"Isn't it weird to think you'll be having sex with yourself?" Emma whispered as they walked from the study, making quick work of a conversation as to not keep her majesty waiting for too long.

"I'm trying to not let that part get to me…honestly, when I was Queen—it was one of my biggest fantasies, well having sex with someone who knew my body as well as I did. Who better right? Not many people would come willingly to my chambers. I never thought I'd be faced with this reality though." Emma mused over the thought, she supposed it would be different but interesting, but the Evil Queen was far different than Regina, she could only imagine a touch for one would not hold the same effect for the other. This should be interesting.

The two women approached the door to the master bedroom, knowing very well what lay on the other side, Regina opened it gently, noticing the room was dimly lit with candles around the room. "I do have dimmer switches, your majesty." Regina still wasn't happy about the situation.

"Oh come on now Regina, you know there is nothing like the flicker of candlelight on naked, sweating flesh, mmm, speaking of—" the Queen snapped her fingers and Emma and Regina both stood, naked before the Queen, and each other for the first time. "Much better! Now, I'm going to be nice for once and allow you two a chance to get acquainted with each other, soft touches, blah blah blah, but I still get to watch." She grinned her devilish grin and laughed gently, lounging along the bed legs spread, her fingers playing gently with her wet folds.

Emma glanced to her side at Regina and knew she had to take lead, Regina was way out of her element with this situation, and not sure where or how to begin. Emma took a step behind Regina gently, running her fingers down the soft skin of her arms before leaning forward and kissing gently at the brunettes neck and shoulder, meeting the Queen's eyes with a death glare. All she got in return was a smirk, knowing she was forcing this to happen regardless of their readiness or not. Emma continued kissing along Regina's shoulder and neck, hearing the brunette sigh quietly, and not letting the queen's eyes out of her sight. Emma took a moment to gather herself and let her eyes shut, taking the brunette's earlobe between her lips and sucking gently. Sure enough she felt Regina shudder in delight and moan, deep from within her, Emma was lost in that moment.

Glancing in the Queen's direction again, she beckoned Emma with a finger to bring them to the bed, she wanted to be up close and personal with the coupling. Emma stepped forward, carefully pulling Regina by the hand, who seemed more hesitant but trusting Emma completely to go with it. Emma turned to face her, dipping her head slightly to kiss Regina, giving her the trust that was needed in this situation, she too wanted this and as fucked up as the situation was they were going to make the best of it. It was tender and soft, her tongue slipping out to trace along the soft swollen lips of the brunette, begging for entrance. Easily granted as their tongues slipped past one another, Emma's arms wrapping protectively around Regina, as hers did the same, feeling every inch of skin of one another they could before they were forced into something more. Make the best of the situation. The mantra played over and over in each of their minds, knowing that this wasn't going to be a one-time thing and that Emma better talk to Hook when this was over and done with.

"Guess who gets to play middle Regina?" The Queen teased smiling and spreading her legs wider to show her exactly where she wanted her. Catching Regina's eyes, the brunette swallowed down her nervousness stepping aside Emma and crawling on all fours onto the large bed, allowing Emma a nice view of her ass. Emma all but bit back a moan as she viewed Regina prowl to her evil half, still confused and strangely aroused by the sight. Her ass wiggled at Emma in invitation, looking back slightly for a moment to make sure she got the message, turning and meeting the Queen's stomach with soft kisses, moving north to play with straining nipples, after all she knew what she liked the Queen just liked it a little rougher than most. Regina felt the bed dip behind her feeling Emma's presence and gentle kisses that had started on her back moved down gently to her ass, Regina's own mouth flicking the hard nipples of the Queen, pulling out a guttural moan as she bit one quite hard, leaving a little bite bruise around the areola.

"Fuck…" the Queen's mouth always quite foul when she was aroused and in the moment. Regina smirked and moved her mouth back down her belly, nestling firmly between the spread legs of the Queen, her mouth hovering over the wet folds that had obviously had prior stimulation.

"Are you even going to be able to orgasm, your majesty?" Regina sassed, knowing the Queen had already had a few up on them, more than likely from the toys that she kept locked in her bedside table. No sooner was it spoken did a firm grip in her hair force her mouth to the dripping wetness of the Queen, Regina made quick work, lapping up how she knew she liked it herself. Figuring this part out was going to be interesting.

Emma took full advantage of Regina indisposed and dipped a finger between the brunettes legs, feeling the wetness already seeping from her, Regina groaned into the Queen, as a sure sign to keep going. Emma's fingers swiped again through wetness, digging slightly deeper each time, she heard the Queen moan more, probably no thanks to Emma's ministrations on Regina. Her fingers were gentle in the brunette, just figuring out what she liked; the pace, how many fingers, the curvature, everything was new, and every woman was different. Emma withdrew her fingers and graze further south, in search of the swollen bundle of nerves that was sure to get her blood boiling.

"Oh God!" Regina hollered out as her clit was grazed by Emma's wandering finger tips. She pant as the blonde rubbed more furiously at her clit, her actions on the Queen about ceased.

"Don't you dare make her come!" The Queen demanded and Emma backed off for a moment, catching the Queen's eyes, and Regina went back to work on the Queen. Emma felt the tingle of magic in the air and a deep need boil in her own belly.

"Oh fuck! What the hell?!" Emma looked down to her own lap and noticed an unfamiliar appendage, the Queen kept a firm hand on Regina's head, keeping mouth occupied and gestured for Emma to use the magic cock. "I-…" Emma was at a loss for words.

"I have a surprise for you my lesser half, you may want to reposition yourself…" Regina looked up at her and turned to look over her shoulder at Emma who was still wide eyed and in shock as the cock between her legs bounced with excitement. "Miss Swan, I hope your stamina holds out…she likes it hard and deep. Oh and she's no stranger to have her ass played with as well." Regina flushed deep red as some of her sexual interests were revealed to the blonde. At least it's just a couple.

Regina raised her ass for Emma to have easier access, the blonde gasped at the effect the brunette was having on her, she could see her wet folds just begging for attention, her arousal evident as her thighs were slightly dewy. Emma took a moment to gather herself before kneeling down a little farther, she just needed a taste of Regina, how she smelt, how she felt on her tongue, she just had to know. Emma moaned into Regina's wetness, coating her chin with it and she heard the brunette moan loud into the Queen. Then the Queen moaned at all the reverberations that was coursing through each of them, Emma's cock jumped again, ready for something, it wasn't going to take much for her to explode, how the hell does this work anyways? Emma didn't know anything of magic cocks, she didn't know if she came like she normally did, there were many questions that she'd ask Regina about much later.

Taking hold of her new equipment she lined herself up with Regina's dripping entrance, rubbing up and down, getting nice and lubricated. Regina moaned more as the head of Emma's cock brushed against her clit, over and over, causing her oral skills to go sloppy on Queen. Emma aligned herself up again and pushed into the moaning brunette, the Queen jolted up grabbing Regina by the face, looking her straight in the eyes, wanting to see the pleasure cross her face as she was impaled.

"Look at me Regina!" The Queen barked and caught her eyes, "Oh, yes, how does that feel hm? How does it feel to have her fuck you like I know you enjoy it?" Emma bottomed out inside, and breathed heavily trying to gain a sense of self, she had to please Regina—and the Queen. She pulled out a little, starting up a steady rhythm, the Queen eyeing her and Regina, watching them come undone under her watchful eye. Emma's strokes were beginning to pick up as the Queen shimmied underneath Regina more snuggly, feeling Emma rocking back and forth, essentially fucking on top of her. The Queen nipped at the brunette's sensitive breasts, languidly licking over the hard peaks and grabbing them firmly to flick the tip quickly, causing a shuddering effect to roll through her body. Her tongue ran up Regina's neck and pulled her down more firmly on top of her, able to reach her ear. "What about you Regina, do you think I'm going to let you orgasm? Hm?" The Queen whispered huskily, "…you know I'm not going to let you yet." Regina groaned in disappointment and she felt Emma slow down her thrusting. The women felt another tingle of magic in the room, a decent sized dildo appeared in Emma's hand and she looked at the Queen questioningly, who only gave her a nod of approval and smiled devilishly at the blonde.

Emma swallowed deeply and removed herself from Regina, gratefully giving her cock a break, she replaced her cock with the toy, pushing the soft silicone inside Regina, and moving in and out slowly, careful not to overstimulate the denied woman. Emma manually rubbed the wet folds moving the wetness to her small puckered hole…the toy following suit. The blonde gently pressed the toy against Regina's back entrance, giving her time to adjust to the intrusion. The Queen grabbed Regina by the face again, her soft cheeks pinned in the hand of the Queen. "Relax Regina, I know you love it—oh just wait until she starts fucking you again, then I'll rub your clit and suck those sensitive little nipples and you'll be a sated pile." The Queen smirked as she watched Regina's face contort in pleasure at her words and the feelings that were building deep inside her belly.

"Oh fuck!" Regina hollered as the toy was finally embedded in her back entrance. "Oh God, oh please…" she was shaking in excitement, her stomach coiling ready to explode. Emma moved the toy in and out of her ass gently, working Regina up more and more.

"Oh see, she's begging…." The Queen smiled and nestled herself underneath her lesser half again. "Miss Swan, if you please, I think someone needs to be finished off." Emma guided herself against Regina's folds again, more soaked—if possible, than before, and pushed in gently. It was much tighter than before and Emma wasn't sure she'd be able to last very long at the pace that Regina enjoyed. The brunettes hips began to back in to Emma, telling her she needed more, the Queen's mouth worked slowly on hardened nipples and the sensitive skin of her chest and collarbone. Emma began pounding hard against Regina, meeting her thrust for thrust as she backed against her, the blonde held the dildo in place as her strokes became more frenzied, slamming against the brunette, grinding into her nice and deep like the Queen had suggested.

"Please—I—" Regina couldn't think, she was overwhelmed with pleasure, her eyes rolling into the back of her head and the Queen knew a few small circles around her clit and she'd be in oblivion. Her hand moved from squeezing her breast down the swollen nub, rubbing first against Emma's cock that was slipping in and out without effort back up to Regina's clit. One…two…three—

"Holy shit!" The brunette tensed up, her muscles going taut and her head lolling back and forth.

"Don't stop Emma! Keep her going," The Queen jeered Emma on, prolonging the pleasure for the brunette between them. "Come in her…do it!" Emma didn't need to be told twice, she pumped quickly in Regina and released inside of her, her belly coiling much like she did as a woman having an orgasm, rolling her hips against Regina until they both stopped shaking.

Suddenly engulfed in purple smoke the woman all repositioned on the bed how the Queen saw fit. Emma on her back completely disoriented from the move and her orgasm, the Queen astride her, Regina passed out next to them.

"Oh God, Regina—Regi—" Emma found herself gagged by a gag-ball.

"She's fine, she's just exhausted," the Queen raised herself up and lined herself up on Emma's magic cock. "Mmm Emma, you have wonderful potential as a man." She rose again and lowered herself back down, setting up a steady rhythm for herself. The Queen heard Emma mumble something and decided to remove the gag, instead tying her hands to the head of the bed.

"What?" Emma was confused, "why didn't it go soft? I didn't even know…" the Queen muffled her mouth with her hand and leaned over her, looking her right in the eyes.

"I'm not having this conversation this second dear," she let go of her mouth and grabbed the blondes breasts, kneading them gently as she rode her way to pleasure, pinching the swollen nipples firmly and grinding her hips against the blonde.

"Fuck!" Emma was already wanting to explode again, "I can't say I never wanted this to happen, I just never—" Emma struggled to get her thoughts out as the Queen rode her harder, rocking the bed, both women catching the movement with their peripherals. Regina was stirring.

"I know…"Regina saved the Queen from that conversation and rolled to face the women fucking in front of her, biting her lip, a mark of arousal Emma now knew about Regina. It only spurred Emma on more, focusing on thrusting up into the Queen, the sooner we end this, the sooner we can talk. Regina moved closer to the coupling maneuvering to sit astride Emma as well, squeezing the Queen in the middle. The longer brunette locks cascading down her back, Regina knew the Queen truly liked being rough, so she grabbed a fist full of hair and pulled her head back. Regina's breasts flush against the back of the Queen, "I know you like it too, and don't even pretend you don't, not in front of her." Seeing Regina be forceful with the Queen made Emma's eyes glaze over even more, and the two brunettes felt the blonde thrusting up frantically, aiming for another release. Regina rode out with the Queen, nibbling the nape of her neck, leaving a heated trail of moisture, her hands wrapping around to squeeze and pinch the darkened aroused nipples. In the heat of the moment, the Queen was lost in pleasure, her release beginning to peak…Emma felt the bounds on her wrists disappear and immediately they were on the Queen's hips, pressing her down firmly as Emma thrust up harder into her.

The Queen's breathing hitched, her mouth left agape and silent as her stomach coiled in pleasure as she rolled her hips against the savior prolonging the feeling. Emma kept thrusting, Regina watching her over the Queen's shoulder, she wasn't able to watch Emma the last time, but this time she wanted to see her come undone. Emma bit her lip and slammed the Queens hips against her own, opening her eyes to catch Regina watching her as she came undone in front of her. Her blonde hair splayed out on the pillow, her breathing rapid and steady, she's so beautiful. Regina was in awe, wishing that it didn't happen like this, but trying to stay in the moment.

The women all slumped and the Queen rolled off of Emma, followed by Regina, laying against one another, breathing heavily.

"Can someone get rid of the cock please?" Emma mumbled as she felt the magic tingle in the air and her own parts return to her, as there was no longer a throbbing need in her nether regions. "Thank God." In a puff of purple smoke the Queen too disappeared.

"What the hell?" Emma mumbled again and looked around, all the sudden feeling a bit modest and reaching for a sheet to cover herself.

"She's not one for pillow talk, we did our part and didn't die in the process. Success I suppose." Regina huffed and laughed gently, knowing her evil half was surely holed up in the farm house probably fast asleep.

"So—" Emma wasn't sure where this conversation would go.

"Look, stay over and we'll say you slept in the guest room after drinking too much." Regina shrugged, not sure how to start the real part of this conversation. "I'm sorry, Emma. This whole thing is completely absurd." She sighed heavily and ran her fingers through her mused up hair.

"I need to send a text to Hook, just so he knows I'm staying somewhere safe tonight…mostly. We are safe right? She's not going to come kill me in my sleep?" Emma was feeling slightly paranoid.

"Emma, I doubt after the way you pleased her and how she left without a word, that she'd come back to kill you." Regina raised her brows at the blonde.

"So good yeah?" Regina nodded silently at Emma's question, flipping down on her back in bed and staring at the ceiling.

"We can pretend it didn't happen you know, just—I don't know, get back to normal?" Regina still staring at the ceiling not sure how Emma was feeling about the whole situation. Emma turned to look at Regina fully, grabbing her hand and squeezing gently.

"I don't want to pretend like it didn't happen," Emma admitted quietly.