(Looks up at the computer) Oh, word has finally loaded. Its not that I have
a slow PC its just it screwed up this avo. Anyway I was stumbling through
fanfiction.net in a half drunken haze when I stumbled upon a story called
"Link, Skullkid and a Video Camera"(Read it, just search the name). Anyway
some how my twisted mind got onto the subject of what would happen if the
Nintendo crew ran for president against Sony. Anyway I have just started to
type this without even considering the story but I'm going to reach that
obstacle when the time comes which happens to be quite soon. Darn! By the
way I am OBCT if you were wondering.
Disclaimer: I don't have any rights to Nintendo or Sony but I am waging a terrorist war against Sony.
=^=!!=^=
1 Chapter 1: Orphans, Petrol and a Mop
Some random family flips through the channels and ends up watching the news. The announcer comes on.
Announcer: When asked why he did it President Bush replied "The opportunity was there. The orphans, the petrol and the mop. It all just fell perfectly into place"
Announcer: With the president being forced to step down there will be an election soon despite the fact that the vice should take his place. It doesn't make sense does ."
Announcer explodes in a ball of flames and OBCT appears where he was sitting.
OBCT: The two candidates for the election are a mister Mario Mario and his opposition is a mister Crash Bandicoot (OBCT holds back laughter at the mention of Crash's name). Anyway I only appeared here to cover up the little knowledge of politics so I think its about time I left.
OBCT disappears in a puff of smoke and the random family just sits there wondering what just happened.
Meanwhile, in the White House.
Woody Allen dressed as a government agent sits there wondering where he went wrong to end up in a B-grade fan-fic like this. Mario enters the room followed by a possie consisting of Luigi, Peach, D.K, Toad, Link and Zelda. They all take there seats around a long table and all look at Woody as if to say "ha ha, you barely get any lines in this fic and you have been in major movies". Well D.K thought something different but that's expected of a monkey.
DK: I'm an ape not a monkey!
OBCT: Shut up chimpy or I'll shove your banana in a blender!
DK: (really quickly) I'll be good
OBCT: That's better. Now has anyone seen Bowser?
Everybody: No
OBCT: I guess I'll kill him next time he appears sometime in the fic. And that goes 4 the rest of yous: you turn up on time or I'll turn you inside out before you can say "oh no, I'm being turned inside out!"
Mario: Can we get on with this?
OBCT: Sorry, got a little carried away
Woody: OK, well as you have probably heard you are up against Sony so you are in a lot of trouble.
OBCT: HOW DARE YOU PRAISE SONY IN MY FAN-FIC!!!
OBCT turns Woody inside out!
OBCT: What he meant to say is that you have no worries when it comes to your opponents so why don't you all just go out and party!!!
Link: Oh joy!
Link grabs Zelda and runs out the door and into the presidential sweet where the walls start shaking.
OBCT: Go Link! As for the rest of you what are you waiting for, go out and get some!
Everybody: YAY!!!
So what did you think. If I get more than 5 reviews I will continue. R+R
Disclaimer: I don't have any rights to Nintendo or Sony but I am waging a terrorist war against Sony.
=^=!!=^=
1 Chapter 1: Orphans, Petrol and a Mop
Some random family flips through the channels and ends up watching the news. The announcer comes on.
Announcer: When asked why he did it President Bush replied "The opportunity was there. The orphans, the petrol and the mop. It all just fell perfectly into place"
Announcer: With the president being forced to step down there will be an election soon despite the fact that the vice should take his place. It doesn't make sense does ."
Announcer explodes in a ball of flames and OBCT appears where he was sitting.
OBCT: The two candidates for the election are a mister Mario Mario and his opposition is a mister Crash Bandicoot (OBCT holds back laughter at the mention of Crash's name). Anyway I only appeared here to cover up the little knowledge of politics so I think its about time I left.
OBCT disappears in a puff of smoke and the random family just sits there wondering what just happened.
Meanwhile, in the White House.
Woody Allen dressed as a government agent sits there wondering where he went wrong to end up in a B-grade fan-fic like this. Mario enters the room followed by a possie consisting of Luigi, Peach, D.K, Toad, Link and Zelda. They all take there seats around a long table and all look at Woody as if to say "ha ha, you barely get any lines in this fic and you have been in major movies". Well D.K thought something different but that's expected of a monkey.
DK: I'm an ape not a monkey!
OBCT: Shut up chimpy or I'll shove your banana in a blender!
DK: (really quickly) I'll be good
OBCT: That's better. Now has anyone seen Bowser?
Everybody: No
OBCT: I guess I'll kill him next time he appears sometime in the fic. And that goes 4 the rest of yous: you turn up on time or I'll turn you inside out before you can say "oh no, I'm being turned inside out!"
Mario: Can we get on with this?
OBCT: Sorry, got a little carried away
Woody: OK, well as you have probably heard you are up against Sony so you are in a lot of trouble.
OBCT: HOW DARE YOU PRAISE SONY IN MY FAN-FIC!!!
OBCT turns Woody inside out!
OBCT: What he meant to say is that you have no worries when it comes to your opponents so why don't you all just go out and party!!!
Link: Oh joy!
Link grabs Zelda and runs out the door and into the presidential sweet where the walls start shaking.
OBCT: Go Link! As for the rest of you what are you waiting for, go out and get some!
Everybody: YAY!!!
So what did you think. If I get more than 5 reviews I will continue. R+R