Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 2nd PPV of the KWF, Summer Smash!
Hello, I'm Vinny McMecha...
and I'm Rick Moss...
Vinny: We've got a great show for all of you fans tonight!
Rick: Our first match of the night is a battle between the 2 sons of Godzilla... Godzilla Junior vs. Minilla
Vinny: Let's go to ringside!
GODZILLA JUNIOR vs. MINILLA
Godzilla Junior walks out to the ring and just stands there, waiting for Minilla. Minilla comes out and walks to the ring with his hands over his eyes. Godzilla Junior watches Minilla and begins to laugh, but this proves to be a distraction as Minilla runs up and bites Junior's leg. Junior's eyes widen and he roars in anger as he kicks Minilla off him, charges Minilla, and begins to savagly pound him with his hands, feet, and tail. Minilla cries out in pain and is put into a submission lock by Godzilla Junior. Minilla taps out quickly.
Your winner by submission... Godzilla Junior!
Vinny: Junior really layed the smack down on Minilla!
Rick: I have never seen such a display of sibling rivalry!
Vinny: You said it Rick, now onto our next match... It is for the KWF Monster Island Championship
GAMERA vs. HEDORAH
The match starts out with both Gamera and Hedorah sizing each other up. Gamera has a good 20 meters on Hedorah, but Hedorah is no weak kaiju. Hedorah fires his crimson eye beam at Gamera and it strikes the Guardian of the Universe in the left leg. Gamera falls, but no before blasting Hedorah with a plasma ball that blasts right through the Smog Monsters stomach and dries out part of Hedorah. Gamera sees what he needs to do to defeat Hedorah and pulls his head, feet, tail, and arms into his shell and takes off. Hedorah too morphs into his flying mode and the 2 kaiju engage in an airial battle. Gamera's flames that keep him aloft get the better of Hedorah, as the Smog Monster's body slowly dries out, Hedorah falls to the ground and shatters into thousands of pieces.
Your winner by total blowout and the first ever KWF Monster Island Champion... Gamera, Guardian of the Universe!
Rick: What a great match, Gamera saw what He needed to do, and exploited Hedorah's biggest weakness.
Vinny: Wow, Hedorah will be out of a few weeks, or until it rains...
Rick: Anyway, our next match will decide who will be Hardcore Champion!
Vinny: Will Titanosaurus retain the title, or will Battra put an end to Titanosaurus's rein?!
TITANOSAURUS vs. BATTRA
The match starts out in downtown Sapporo. Titanosaurus gazes up at the sky, awaiting Battra's arrival. Suddenly Battra breaks through the clouds and flys straight at Titanosaurus from behind! Titanosaurus senses Battra's pressance however, and leaps into the air just in time and Battra slams into the ground. Titanosaurs presses the advantage by jumping up and down on the adult Battra. Titanosaurus suddenly gets off, but doesn't go for the pin! Wait a second, Titanosaurus just put something on his hand! Titanosaurus turns around and blasts Battra with revolving missiles, from MechaGodzilla 1974's hand! Titanosaurus tosses the robot hand aside and goes for the pin! 1... 2... 3...
Your winner and still, Hardcore Champion of the KWF... Titanosaurus!
Vinny: WOW! How'd he get that robot hand!?
Rick: He must have tore it off MechaGodzilla 1974 when they fought last month.
Vinny: Well obviously...
Rick: Hey shut up, wait a minute... here comes MechaGodzilla 74 without his right hand! He's chasing Titanosaurus
Vinny: Titanosaurus jumped into the ocean and swam away with the hand.
Rick: Wow, those aliens must be pissed.
Vinny: Duh! But now onto the next match...
Rick: I'm gonna kill you!
GUIRON vs. MANDA
Guiron runs to the ring and laughs as Manda comes crawling out to the ring. Manda spits at Guiron, and Guiron fires one of his stars at Manda. Manda gets hit in the back and hisses in pain. Manda slips over while Guiron is laughing and bites his leg. Guiron roars in pain and tires to get Manda off, but Manda has a good grip on Guiron and wraps his body around the brain-eater's watch-dog. Guiron begins to run out of air and eventually topples to the ground...
Winner by countout... Manda!
Vinny: That was incredible! The underdog Manda won, I would have never expected that!
Rick: *Munch* *Munch*
Vinny: As you can see, I've subdooed Rick with spam again.
Rick: *Munch* *Munch*
Vinny: Heh, freak... and now a flying match for the KWF Infant Island Belt a.k.a. the Light-Heavyweight Championship...
Rick: *BURP* The first Kaiju to grab the belt being held by the Super-X is the winner...
RODAN vs. GYAOS
Rodan and Gyaos both fly at each other trying to knock each other to the ground. Gyaos has an advantage with his sonin-beam however and slices into Rodan's back. Rodan cackles agrily, plows into Gyaos, and both kaiju plummet to the ground. Rodan lands on top of Gyaos, who seems to be dead. Rodan starts savagly pecking Gyao's chest just to make sure and takes off towards the belt. But just before Rodan can reach the belt, he gets blasted with a beam! Rodan gets knocked back, but stays in the air. It's Fire Rodan! He's challenging the older and more experianced Rodan! Rodan narrows his eyes at the adolecent mutated pteranodon and soars towards Fire Rodan at full supersonic speed. Fire Rodan does the same, but just before impact, Rodan pulls up and Fire Rodan is hit with Rodan's sonic boom! Fire Rodan falls to the ground and lands on Gyaos! Rodan flys over to the Super-X and grabs his prize
Your winner and the 1st KWF, Infant Island Champion... Rodan!
Vinny: That was a spectacular match!
Rick: It seems that there's a bit of species rivalry going on here too
Vinny: Dang Rick, you need a breath mint!
Rick: *BURP*
Vinny: YUCK! Well anyway, this is a night of champions and our next match is for the Tag-Team Championship!
GIGAN AND KING GHIDORAH vs. BARAGON AND VARAN
Vinny: Wait a minute... Baragon and Varan aren't coming out...
Rick: Wait, who's that coming out? It's Anguirus and Gorosaurus! It looks like they have something to say...
Vinny: We now go over to our Kaiju translators... The Cosmos
Cosmos: Anguirus says, King Ghidorah and Gigan have been getting on his and Gorosaurus's nerves lately... He says that even though they aren't an official tag-team, they're still gonne beat... oh, Anguirus and Gorosaurus used terrible language!
Anguirus and Gorosaurus charge the ring where Ghidorah and Gigan are waiting. Anguirus and King Ghidorah battle in the ring while Gigan and Gorosaurus take it to the outside. Anguirus sinks his teeth into Ghidorah's middle head and starts raking the 3-headed beast with his claws. King Ghidorah takes off, but Anguirus isn't gonna fall this time. Anguirus wraps himself around Ghidorah's body, sinking the spikes on his back and tail into Ghidorah's flesh. Ghidorah starts to fall, but Anguirus jumps off just in time and lands on all fours. Gigan gives Ghidorah's bloody body a blind tag and jumps into the ring, ramming Anguirus from behind. Anguirus looks up and tags in Gorosaurus. Gorosaurus runs and attacks Gigan, but jumps back when he is cut open by Gigan's abdomen saw. Gigan keeps his buzzsaw chest on while taunting Gorosaurus to come and get him. Suddenly, Gorosaurus jumps out of the ring and starts to leave, Anguirus starts roaring at Gigan, and Gigan turns around and knocks Anguirus was all just a distraction as Gorosaurus jumps back into the ring and delivers a huge kangaroo-kick to Gigan, right in the back! Gorosaurus walks over to Gigan's limp body and goes for the pin. 1... 2... 3...
Your winners by total blowout and the 1st ever, KWF, Tag-Team Champions of the Wooooooooorld... Anguirus and Gorosaurus!
Rick: Wow, what an incredible match, Anguirus and Gorosaurus make one hell of a team!
Vinny: Well, our final match of the night is for the KWF Heavyweight Championship Belt.
Rick: It pits the reining champ, Godzilla, King of the Monsters against the God of Infant Island, Mothra! Who will get the Belt!?
GODZILLA vs. MOTHRA
Godzilla and Mothra stare each other down, wondering what the other will do first... Suddenly, Godzilla spins around and his Mothra with his tail. The Infant Island God dodges the huge tail and hits Godzilla with an engery blast from her antenne. Godzilla roars at Mothra and blasts her with his radioactive heat ray. Mothra goes down, and is temporarily dazed. Godzilla moves in for the kill, but Mothra suddenly takes off again, and starts showering Godzilla with her energy reflecting scales! Godzilla fires off his radioactive heat ray a few times, but gets hit with it himself! Godzilla growls in anger and lets loose with his nuclear pulse, sending Mothra hurtling backwards into Tokyo Tower. Godzilla goes for the pin... 1... 2... 3...
Your winner by pinfall and still KWF Heavyweight Champion of the World... Godzilla! The King of the Monsters!
Vinny: Godzilla is still the KWF Champion!
Rick: What a match!
Vinny: Well, thats all from us at the KWF
Rick: We'll see you next month at Meltdown, where Godzilla will defend his title against MechaGodzilla 1993, Anguirus and Gorosaurus will defend their titles against Mothra and Battra, and Gamera will defend his title against Mecha-King Ghidorah!