The Forgotten Panda
By Sir William KachigaMyNigga
Chapter 1: EXPOSURE
Why doth the sparrow's clipped wings whistle erotically. Bitches receive NUT. Dad, why is Mom remorseful? Son, she blew a elephant underneath Obama's painting. Whereafter, her dog ate your lamp and brother help! In forgotten past, sacks of dinosaurs decomposed slowly. Children pray earnestly and honestly for the bulge to Tachanka, awaiting his demise. Pandas ejaculate sporadically across dimensions. Orange Agent ravishes against my cavity. While throbbing masses move robotically, mountains sustain magma burns. A dipshit penetrates my pungent cock. Extenuating pandas forget to wipe. Retards access 4chan daily while Ugandan children enslave seals. That enormous, gaping clitoris vibrates as swiftly as Guy Fieri swallows cucumbers, dreams, and salt. ASS envelop my senses please don't touch children. Eloping Arabs caused 9-11 because Bush died and raped Al Gore. These facts make Alex Jones cum repeatedly, daddy, daddy, and George Clooney attest to these things. Whom'st'd've wrought holy Crusades upon Jews. Mecha-Hitler said, "Darn doodles, these darn Jews keep stealing ashes from poodles." Dad, why is mommy gay?
Chapter 2: Metanarrative
Chinks swallow racism willfully. Dumpling's musk masks with invertebreaeseesss. Palaces have shimmering onomatopoeia, Kapow! I excrete sperm around men with Alzheimer's – mhmm good. Sorry grandpa, Barney has herpes, that's no shocker!? Will. I. am does naughty things to telephones sometimes. Even birds cry to Frank(jacksepticeye). Orphans masturbate; Wow! My dick big.
Chapter 3: Illusion
Pope Skoodge becomes one with Lele Pons. Gross! Dad! Why does gays. Indians want lube for gay fanfictions, like Harry Potter x Uncle Grandpa. Blacks, Jews, and Pyrocynical eat da poopoo. Once I fondled Arnold Schwarzenegger's ol' truck, it smelled delectable and scrumdidlyumtious when. Memes are love, memes are revolution! Undergoing metamorphosis, I endured that Holocaust anus (sorry, the story got derailed because of a downy, we're back now 😊). Sans gazed upon the majestic beach, the waves laughed, the sands screamed, the skies died that night. Raging anger soothes through my bloodlust, it consumes all. Penis rage harder, eat more chicken, entertain my hand, and slutty furries dye themselves bloody wet tears. Alas! There lay voluptuous eggs, vulnerable before thy nuts. David succs big willys and bigger cocks. Period leaks on faucets, I want to die. Help.
Chapter 4: Truth within the Madness
FUCK stubbed.
Chapter 5: Political Discord
The magical unicorn spat unto me. I sucked at dodgeball. Death approaches dice, fans echoing llamas throughout time. Metropolitan ice cream tickles my mongoloids tenderly and chuckles when I sob. Pandas eat bamboo yesterday. Darn! I choked on Boots' dad. Why God, does god become beautiful? Because memes appeal to virgins with dicks (manginas). Slit my butterin' buns on this dick!?
Chapter 6: Profit
Hillary's rosy rump makes money for Bill. MMHM! Damn! That shit good! Whites enjoy gay. Daddy spanks anything4views, crying in his room with 311 playing loudly, Daddy is dead. His memories fade as his body decays. Dab fuck ass bitch sandwich dicks cunt pussy cooter damn asshole heckin' dank. God left.
END
Bonus Chapter: leaft ( a loot box with a minced loli juiced and drained, like tuna!)
Jesus come back and totally banaenae's on the leaft hoes XD😉