Shadu: Okay, this will be my first comedy/parody story, but not my first attempt. My other attempts were pretty bad, but I think I can make this one work. So, here goes.

It was a normal day in the Kaiba Mansion. The maids were cleaning, the birds were singing, outside, the cooks were cooking, Mokuba was playing video games, and Kaiba…

Mokuba perked up. He thought he had heard a loud crashing noise from upstairs. Mokuba paused his game and went upstairs to investigate.

"Behold!" Kaiba's voice bellowed out proudly. "I am the glorious, Kaibaman!"

Mokuba looked in the door to his brother's room, and nearly slapped himself.

Kaiba was standing on the bed, his chest puffed out, dressed in his Kaibaman outfit (A/N: Think of the card Kaibaman without the long orange hair).

"Seto, what are you doing?" Mokuba demanded, bursting the rest of the way through the door.

"I know not of this Seto you speak for I am, Kaibaman!" Kaiba yelled out in a superheroish way. "Faster than a speeding bullet-"

"Seto, that's taken," Mokuba pointed out bluntly and unamused.

"Oh, right," Seto sheepishly agreed, his heroic demenor faultering a little and then he started again. "Let those who worship-"

"That's the Green Lantern," Mokuba cut in.

"Oh, yeah, uh, have no fear-"

"Underdog."

"Uh, spoon?"

"The Tick."

"Well, whatever you say, I am still Kaibaman, protecting all of mankind from the evils of, evil."

Mokuba looked at his brother sternly. "Have you taken your medicine today Seto?"

"What medicine?" Kaiba returned to his full heroicness. "Kaibaman needs no medicine!"

"You didn't take it, did you?" Mokuba repeated.

"Maybe."

"Seto, come with me, you're going to take your medicine," Mokuba began to advance on Kaiba.

"Kaibaman cannot be stopped by the likes of you," Kaiba puffed out his chest.

Kaiba leaped off the bed and flew for the window. Mokuba tried to stop him, but it was too late. Kaiba opened the window and struck a pose.

"Kaibaman have buisness to do, until next time evil Pill Boy!" Kaiba bellowed and jumped out the window in a super-heroish manner, only to find that he could not fly.

"Holy cheese!" Kaiba exclaimed in sudden realization. "I cannot fly. No matter. I'm the main character in this and therefore cannot be killed."

Mokuba watched as Kaiba hit the ground with a dull thud. Shaking his head, Mokuba went down the stairs and out to where Kaiba laid on the ground. The "great" Kaibaman wasn't looking so "great" anymore.

Shadu: So, what do you think? Good? Bad? Whatever your opinion, please tell me. If you have anything you'd like to see Kaibaman face (such as the animatronic Blue Eyes at Kaibaland, or the rabid dog, or the vacum) please tell me. I'd be happy to put it in a chapter for you.