Simple logic
A teacher asked her class "if there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?, she calls on Brittany, "none, they will all fly away with the first gunshot". The teacher replies, "the correct answer is four but, I like your thinking", then Brittany says "I have a question for you, there are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is licking the sides of the triple scoop of the ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting is off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?. The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies "well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone". Brittany put on a smirk and said "the correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on", continues "but I like your thinking"