"A haunted guillotine? Seriously?" Sam gasped.
The ghostly blade flashed down and took off the spirit's head.
Sam's face turned green. "That's friggin' ghastly!"
"At least it's quick!" Dean said heartlessly. "Hell, a garrote is a lot worse. Those suckers can take minutes to kill you! It's worse than bleeding out! At least with this thing, WHAP and you're outta there!"
The blade creaked up to reload, the spirit's head reattached itself and the blade flashed down. Blood sprayed.
Sam gagged. Dean looked bored.
The blade creaked upward.
Sam fled to the museum bathroom.
Dean smirked. "Such a freakin' girl."