A/N: My first Vampire Knight Story and my 2nd story on , I had the idea for this story while I was thinking about this cat that I tried to shoo away from the school premises using my old man-cat meow, which sounded a lot like I was trying to get rid of an awful taste on my mouth *laughs* I hope you enjoy this~!

Vampire Knight is not mine to behold

Meet my husband, the cat!

AU, Yuuki is happily married to Zero, but after a small quarrel over the dishes, she accidentally lashes out her unknown pureblood powers on her hunter husband and turns him into a silver haired cat!

~Chapter 1: Missing you~

"Zero!", Yuuki sped across the entrance hall towards her husband who was busy brushing the snow off his grey winter coat, she wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled him in, inhaling a much wanted dose of his misty scent, she unconsciously licked her lips as she realized that it had been a week till she got a sip from his sweet blood.

"Yuuki get off, you're heavy", Yuuki pouted as she tightened her hold on him resulting in Zero having to carry her whilst walking into the living room, she snuggled him in pure adoration earning a warm smile from the usually cold hearted silver-head, he looked around as he placed his beloved on the beige couch opposite the fireplace, seasonal decorations were hung around the room symbolizing the soon arrival of Christmas, Yuuki's favorite event, she loved it more than her birthday, he looked at her and frowned earning a giggle from Yuuki, he on the other hand did not believe on a certain fat bearded man who fit through chimneys one fourth his size.

"It's a scam to get people to buy toys and gifts to the people they love", Zero remembered saying one Christmas as he was forced by Yuuki to hang the star on the Christmas tree, he frowned as he put the star on top, "you should be more excited for Christmas, Zero, people get to show their feelings to the ones they love on this occasion", Zero turned to Yuuki and bluntly replied "Well people don't need one event to prove a years worth, I show you I love you every day and I don't need one day to prove it ", the brunette blushed and smiled at Zero, "Alright, you win, Christmas isn't that great~ now hang the tinsel while I go check on the ham".

"So did you find out who massacred the Kurans? ", Yuuki said in a tone she rarely used inside the Kiriyu household, Zero took off his coat and sat beside yuuki, "It was stupid of them to attack those humans, the chairman believes it was no coincidence that you share the same last names", Yuuki frowned ,"Let's just hope they're stupid enough to think that I'm no longer a Kuran because I married you, Zero", Zero nodded and stared into the flames of the fire place, he sighed and looked at Yuuki, she smiled and got up from her seat, patting the back of her cream skirt, the silver-hair's eyes followed her into the Kitchen, "Well, Let's eat dinner, Zero!" she said emerging out of the kitchen with .

~After Dinner~

"Zero, Help me wash the dishes", Yuuki said as she called out to the silver haired lounging on the couch, flipping the channels on the television that sat on top of the dead fireplace, he waved his hand saying that he would be there in a minute but to Yuuki that probably meant nothing because Zero never washed dishes, Zero wasn't into washing the dishes because Zero was into washing the level E blood off his coat and gun, Yuuki frowned at the truth about her husband.

"Honestly Zero, it'd be good if you at least learn to wash the dishes", She pouted collecting the dishes and heading into the kitchen, "You're like a lazy cat…"

Yuuki would learn to regret those words.

"Zero, you should have at least went to the kit-Zero?", Yuuki made her way to the couch to see not her husband but a small silver haired kitten with gray eyes.

The Kitten's eyes shifted from the television to Yuuki soon it's head followed and it tilted it's head and meowed as if saying "What are you looking at?".

A high pitched squeal escaped the brunette's lips as she jumped back and hit the nearby wall, her legs pushing her into the wall in a frail attempt to get as far away from the cat as possible, she knew her husband and he was very much like a cat but he should have told her that he actually qualified to be one! This was insane even for a vampire!

~m~

From upstairs a young man with chocolate locks and gray eyes wondered on what kind of ruckus his parents have been doing down stairs, he uncrossed his legs and got up from his comfortable spot on his bed and made his way down the stairs wearing his signature stoic face," Mum, what are you doing? ", He remained calm at the fact that his mother was presently bowing down to a very adorable cat, she was always dumb and a little funny and he wasn't the least bit surprised at her youthful antics, she was 39 after all and his serious yet kind hearted father was 40 yet they both remained they're youthful selves, 39 and 40 are really young for vampire after all.

"I-Ichiru!", Yuuki said jumping on her son, her expression changed by the second signalizing panic , "I turned your father into a cat!", Ichiru frowned as he looked at the cat, "Mum that's stupid are you sick? Or is this just some dumb attempt to make me laugh?", Yuuki shook her head cutely as she bit her lips, "Your father was sitting right there then I think-I willed him into a cat!", Ichiru narrowed his eyes at the cat and walked over to it releasing his mother's hold on him, the cat remained in a comfortable position yet through eyes of grey he glared at Yuuki making the brunette flinch, Ichiru pouted and picked up the cat, he turned to his mother and pointed at it, "if you turned dad into a cat then turn him back it's as simple as that, Mum", Ichiru came to a conclusion.

"B-but how do I do that Ichiru?" Yuuki pouted as she stared at Zero.

"Dunno"

"Then why did you suggest that?"

"because it's the obvious way"

"oh….you're right, Ichiru!"

"How about we call uncle Kaname? Maybe he knows…"

"that's a great Idea!"

The cat screeched as if saying 'no!' making both brunettes laugh, yep, that was Zero alright, he always despised Kaname since at some point Him and Yuuki had been engaged and they were madly in love, Yuuki said to Zero a few days before their wedding "He doesn't matter to me anymore, Zero" , Zero believed that with all his heart but he has seen the way Kaname has looked at Yuuki when she has her back turned, sighing through longing eyes…just waiting for the perfect chance to sweep her away again.

"No I am not letting that happen! That Kuran will burn before he sets foot in this household!", Zero thought but it only came as meowing and struggling and squirming.

"Mum, how long do you think dad will be like this?", Ichiru asked putting the Kitten down and frowning upon it, Zero looked up at Ichiru with big sharp kitty eyes, Zero would never get used to this view, it made him feel insignificant and useless, he hated feeling useless and with his current form, he wouldn't be able to protect his family especially with those Kuran murderers right outside waiting for the perfect time to attack.

Paranoia and Zero were two words Yuuki often used in sentences.

"I'm not sure but can't we enjoy Zero Kitty's company for awhile? " Yuuki kneeled down to the level of the silver-haired and smiled warmly, Zero was a vampire and with his added kitty senses, everything was sharper to him even Yuuki's sent which activated his sudden bloodlust.

Zero jumped into Yuuki's lap and started clawing at her cream skirt making Yuuki click her tongue, if Zero was in his vampire form, Yuuki would have had a much redder reaction to it but all she said was "Bad Kitty!", she giggled at her own statement.

"So mum? How are you gonna have your feedings? I mean, wouldn't it be weird to have a Cat as a host?", Ichiru said pointing accusingly at Zero.

Yuuki's eyes widened at the thought, she got up resulting in having the kitty roll off her lap and patted her skirt, she made her way to the phone and started dialing a number, by the sound of the buttons Zero was already aware of who she was calling, he bared his kitty fangs and meowed violently.

"She's calling that Kuran!", Zero thought.

~End~

A/N: Guhhhhhhhh I'm sorry if the characters are a bit OC since it's my just my 2nd story and I've also calculated the years Yuuki and Zero have spent together then of course Zero would be more open to his feelings and if anyone has questions, Ichiru looks like a young Kaname except with the change of eye color~ *laughs* I hope you enjoyed this Idea~!

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