EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
VS
MITTENS
BEGIN
[DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN]
ALRIGHT LITTLE CAT IT TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
WHEN BOLT COME TO FUCK YOU IT WILL BE THE DAY YOU DIE
YOU COULDN'T EVEN HANDLE IT YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM HIM
THE ONE IS MOTHERFUCKING BETTER IS INVADOR ZIM
YOU ABUSE THOSE FUCKING BIRD YOU ARE SUCH A BRUTE
WHEN THE KND COMES THEY WILL MURDER YOU
HELL EVEN RHINO IS THE BETTER STAR IN THE SHOW
YOU ARE NO PRIZE YOU ARE SUCH A SHITTY HOE
[MITTENS]
OH SWREW YOU ASSHOLE YOU ARE THE WORST VILLIAN
I THINK YOUR THE ONE WHO CAUSED THE NINE ELEVEN
YOU TALK AT THE SAME TIME WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
I CAN INSULT YOU NOW AS I SAY IT DAMN FAST
YOU ARE TOO SHORT TO BE PART OF THE GROUP
YOU ARE WAY TOO FAT AND YOU ARE BLACK TOO
THE TALL ONE IS GOOD BUT THE BLONDE ONE IS GAY
I CAN BATTLE BETTER AS I RAPE YOU AWAY
[DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN]
HEY DON'T INSULT US FATHER WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
OUR SHOW IS BETTER YOUR MAKES US FROWN
I WILL SEND LOTS OF ADULT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL
ONE MORE SHIT AND YOU'LL END UP IN THE WELL
OUR SHOW IS BETTER IS HAD ACTION AND ADVENTURE
YOUR IS TOO BORING IT WAY IMMATURE
YOU CAN'T WIN US NOW WE'RE BIGGER THAN YOU
THE BATTLE IS GETTING STRONGER YOU WILL BE SCREWED
[MITTENS]
HA THAT WHAT YOU THINK YOU CAN'T EVER WIN
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR BEAT YOU EVERY EPISODE YOU'RE IN
IF YOU KEEP THIS UP YOU WILL BE MURDER SOON
I HOPE YOU GET KILL AFTER I'M DONE WITH YOU
MY MOVIE IS BETTER AS LEAST IT HAD ADVENTURE
FROM FUCKING NEW YORK TO HOLLYWOOD JERK
I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU JACKASSES I'M GOING BACK NOW
BOLT AND PENNY ARE WAITING I HOPE YOU CHOKE YOU COW
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE