Follow Me

Author Note:

So this is a fanfic I have been planning to make for so long now, it's all about the anime One Punch Man. Haven't seen it yet? If you haven't, please do, otherwise this story won't clearly make sense, also be sure to read the manga for more cool stuff ;)

A Saitama x Tatsumaki one-shot

Chapter 1 : Every Other Day

"There I was, minding my own business, then suddenly..." Saitama pronounced into a much more edgier tone, while talking to children in a park. The children seems to be captivated, or much more, interested in his story.

"A gigantic raccoon came up of nowhere!" Saitama said with a flinching tone, putting the children into a scared position, seemingly much more interested.

"What happened next Mr. Saitama?" A random girl asked. In a scared stance.

"THE RACCOON ATE ME!" Saitama exclaimed, expressing a horrifying jumpscare with his arms.

The children then all screamed, that they somehow imagined It happened to them, those creepy looking gigantic nails, penetrating to their skins and biting their heads of-

"You guys know that was a joke right? But it ate my groceries though, so that's how terrible it is." Saitama explained, giving the children to react and understand his words. Though some didn't believe his story. Almost everyone knew he is the rumored man that punches his enemies in one punch, although many does not believe him still.

"Still, I managed to beat him and save the city!" The children happily shouted "YAY" in unison, Unfortunately, a group of kids stepped forward and said in a disgusted tone.

"Yo', who believin' this punk is a dumb water bottle. This bald boy is claimin' nothin'!"

"YEAH!" Other kids that looked like him also shouted from behind, seeing there's like 20 kids in front of Saitama right now.

"But, it's true..." Saitama's bold tone only made the kids thought twice then some asked this question.
"Is it really true?" A little girl asked, prompting Saitama for an answer.

"Yeah, ummh, it is.." Saitama declared, only making the bad kids group reply with the opposite.

"Yeah, NUH-UH! I haven't had ever seen this baldy on my daily newspaper! So all of his works isn't really worthy to be seen!" exclaimed to be the somewhat leader of the kid gang.

"Hey, he- what?" Saitama was caught off guard of somewhat to be his epic reply, then again, he noticed a bunch of kids running on a straight line with a flying saucer with tentacles above them.

"Oh, look!"

"Hey, look over there!"
"That looks like it could be fun!"
"Yeah, I'm bored anyways! Come on, let's go!" The group of kids dissipated in front of Saitama with the gang groups left.

"See that baldy? You're clearly NOTHIN'!" The kids then went overhead with the kids, leaving an uncomfortable Saitama behind.

"..." with that, Saitama's face is blank afterwards, until Genos shows up.

"Hey Sensei, I bought your favorite udon, with the all new sauces and ingredients, I can make several bowls of these thi-" Saitama cut him off with a reply.

"Hey, look what's hovering above there." Saitama pointed at the black entity in the sky with the group of kids below it.
"Oh, that shit-faced brat again, first time I saw her on public. She literally has nothing to do with her life so I guess she got bored and proceeded to do a daily flying exercise. What a noob." with that, Genos mimicked the grocery bags in Saitama's face, only to be pushed aside.

"Hmm, I wanna see what she's doing, let's go there." Saitama mimicked Genos to do the same, but rather raging due to the fact that this will not be fun.

...

"Hey, Miss Tatsumaki! Can you please sign my head!"

"Hey, look! It's Tatsumaki!"
"She's the Hero Association's trump card!"
"What!? She's S Class top 2!? Awesome!"

"WOAH! It's Tatsumaki!" many many kids has gathered up to her position. While Saitama has his jaw on a rock by the amount of her fans, it's no surprise seeing an S Class Top 2 with the countless fans she has.

"Holy shit, what the hell!" Saitama exclaimed, hitting his head on a nearby rock. "Why don't you have fans like these Genos?" He asked, only to see a dumbfounded Genos.
"Master, to be honest, I only have one fan, and that fan is the same person who sent you that positive letter last 2 weeks. I still wonder who it is." with that, Saitama replied.
"What is she even doing there?" Saitama asked out of curiousity.

"It seems she is focusing her power or just meditating. If she is meditating, then she's getting a really hard time because of the disturbance her "fans" is producing." Genos answered, only to be pointed at by someone.

"HEY, YOU! BALDY AND HAIRY METALLIC I DON'T KNOW WHAT!" Tatsumaki pointed at the two. Hovering above them and asking.

"ISN'T IT A COINCIDENCE THAT ONE OF MY MOST HATED PEOPLE ARE HERE TODAY ON THIS VERY SAME SPOT? WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT HERE, OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GRAB ONE OF MY AUTOGRAPHS? DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S GOOD GOING HERE AND SEEING S CLASS PEOPLE? ALSO WHY IS THAT METAL THING WITH YOU BALDY!? WHAT COULD YOU WANT FROM HI-" Genos then slashed her phrases with,

"HEY YOU SHIT-FACED BRAT! IT'S NOT MY WILL TO GO HERE AND IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS EITHER. MASTER ONLY WANTED TO GO HERE TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU FLAT TIRED MUSHROOM!" Genos pouted, only to have his mouth shushed by Saitama.

"Uhmm, we're just here to see what you're doing, and what are you doing outside specifically? Even with those fans?" He pointed at the kids behind Tats.

"SO WHAT BALDY? SO YOU SAY I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE ON MY OWN!?" shouted a very angry Tatsumaki.

"No, no-no! I'm just asking what're you doing?" Saitama asked.

"WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING AVOCADO? ARE YOU A STALKER?!" again, shouted a very angry Tats.

"Alright, alright, Genos let's just go. I don't want my ears to bleed." Saitama paced on the other direction, only to be blocked by the black flying saucer.

"HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BALDY!" Tats shouted.

"What do you want?" Asked Saitama.

"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A 1v1, NOW!" Tatsumaki declared, crossing her arms.

"Why do you wanna challenge me?" Saitama asked, hearing a "ooooooooooooooooooooooh" from her fans.

"BECAUSE IT SEEMS YOU'RE MORE POWERFUL THAN THAT KING. I WANNA TEST YOUR COMBAT SKILLS AND SEE IF YOU'RE REALLY GOOD. Besides, I seriously WANNA fight someone, not like there's any monsters or noobs here." Tats explained, glaring thoroughly at the face of the bald head.

"Alright, alright, but wait because I still wanna change costumes." with that, Tats replied,
"NO! I will come with you to see if you will really just change costumes or CHICKEN OUT!" Tats assured, putting Saitama into a really uncomfortable state. BringingTatsumaki in his house isn't really that much a big a deal, but seeing her like this, it seems that she will go to his house and challenge him again and again.

Saitama let out a heavy sigh. "Alright, alright! Geesh."

"Woooo! Go Tatsumaki!"
"Yeah! Beat that bald guy up!"

"Yeah! Beat him up because he told lies!" Her fans cheered, angering Saitama more.

"THOSE WEREN'T LIES!" Saitama shouted, while making an impatient Tatsumaki explode.

"JUST GET ON WITH IT! WHERE'S YOUR HOUSE!?" Tats asked.

"Oh, wait, hey Genos, please cook those udon noodles before I get back." Saitama asked Genos.

"Sure Master, I also hope that you beat the crap out of this brat." Tats exploded.

"UNBELIEVABLE, YOU CALLED ME BRAT 3 TIMES. I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE YOU METALLIC DINNER PLATE!" Tatsumaki pouted, only to be following the both.

"I thought you're some rich bastard. Well, I was wrong. It's much more disgusting than I'd thought." Tatsumaki pouted in disgust.

Saitama opened the door with his keys, silently moving in while Genos goes through the other area getting ready to cook udon. Meanwhile, Saitama mimicked Tatsumaki to go inside.

"Hey, it's not that bad here, even though it's small, I sleep in the floor here, TV there, table there, and a small couch there, and the Kitchen and Bathroom is wide too, only fitted to be 1 person but since he moved in, that makes 2." Saitama briefly explained the interior of his house to her. But, she didn't even give a crap about it.

"Hmph, whatever." Tats pouted.

Meanwhile, Saitama quickly paced through the bathroom to do some man stuff, while she sat on the couch, toying with her hair, waiting for him to come out.

"HEY, WHERE DID YOU GO BALDY?!" Tats shouted, only to be disturbed by Genos.

"HEY, QUIET DOWN BRAT, HE'S CHANGING COSTUMES AND DOING STUFF." Genos shouted.

"WHAT KIND OF STUFF EXACTLY?!" Tatsumaki angrily replied.

"THAT'S ONLY FOR MEN AND I'M NOT TRYING TO BE INAPPROPRIATE HERE." Genos replied with the same energy.

"HMPH, I'D STILL BEAT YOUR ASS LATER" Tats said angrily.

"WE'LL SEE." again, said Genos with the same energy.

Came a muffled voice down the small hallway.

"Hey, uhm, Tats, could you get the soap? I forgot to bring it since I just bought a new one." Saitama asked pleadingly.

"UGH, so troublesome!" Tats used her telekinesis to bring the soap in his door, only to throw it on the bathroom floor.

*boom*

And then, he slipped.

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH" came a loud muffled voice. Tats snickered. Only to see Genos again with a spatula and a chef hat.

"That wasn't funny." Genos spoke.

"It's funny for me, why do you care?!" Tatsumaki responded.

"Don't do that again." Genos paced back at his cooking.

After that, Tatsumaki thought about using techniques that can overpower him, after all, she heard some rumors that he can punch bad guys in one punch, with different sizes and different powers. She thought to herself, "Is this guy really worth giving a battle for? He's just an C class, and the fifth one! Why do I even do this?" Tatsumaki tried to reconsider, only to see Saitama outside the door, wearing his costume. Weird thoughts filled her after. "Hmm, he has good muscles, either way, that's not seriously greater than Bang's."

"Alright, I'm done changing, let's go!" Saitama spoke in an energetic tone.
"That took forever BALDY!" Tats replied.

"Well, sorry if it did, but it's worth it." Saitama responded.

After that, Tatsumaki flew into an open area, she had this in mind when she planned on fighting or challenging someone, and even this bald guy. She kept her fast pace, travelling about 80/kmph while Saitama ran the same speed easily. She narrowed his movements carefully.

"How does he keep up with me at this rate?" Tatsumaki thought to herself, even making her speed much more faster up to 140/kmph but to no avail, Saitama used jumping to keep up.

After that running, they arrived at a very wide open space, much more like a canyon instead. With that, Tatsumaki levitated above a huge wall of rock while Saitama being underneath it, looking upwards could help him think what to get for dinner since it's filled with the color blue.

"Alright, listen up! The rules are simple. I will put 3 challenges for you, and if you complete them all, you can do anything you want with me for 1 day! No inappropriate stuff! But, if I win, I get to do anything I want to you in the same day! Got it!?" Tatsumaki shouted atop the wall.

"Okay..." Saitama said with a blank face.

"First Challenge! Keep up with me in a race challenge!"
"Okay..." Saitama said with the same face, looking above the clouds.
"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING!?" Tatsumaki angrily spoke.

"Yup." Saitama said, again with the same boring face.

FIRST CHALLENGE

Tatsumaki hovered down in a flat area, where it's wide enough to run at nearly 300/kmph. She then pointed at the farthest rock wall.

"See that little wall of rock there?!" Tats asked.
"I see it..." Saitama replied.

"Whoever touches it first wins the first challenge." Tats spoke. Getting ready.

"Sure thing." Saitama said, picking his nose.

"ALRIGHT, GET READY, GO!"

Tatsumaki kept a 200/kmph above air, finally seeing she will win since she doesn't see the guy behind her to be moving. She smirked, seeing she will win this battle after all, those rumors about him are just crap the people give their praises randomly to anyways. Now that she thought about it, there's a straight line carved in the direction the bald guy is facing right now and the wall she pointed at. She was almost halfway until...

"Alright, I win." Saitama poked her back, she then quickly looked behind her only to find nothing but to hit the wall in front of her. She fell but Saitama caught her up in his arms.

"ARGH!" Tatsumaki regained composure, realizing she's in his arms. With a reddened face, she spoke

"HOW?!" She questioned angrily,

"I just ran and there I was!" Saitama said with a happy smile. Turning the esper into a raging mode.

SECOND CHALLENGE

"Alright, this is the second challenge. Try to touch my back in 3000 feet above the air." Tatsumaki said confidently, proving her attempt to win this battle.

"Okay..." Saitama said with a blank face, still looking at the clouds.
"Grrr, I'll make sure I win this, or else..." Tatsumaki thought, leveling her height above the air for about 3000 feet exactly.
"GO- HUH!?" Tatsumaki shouted with shock, only to find Saitama behind her.

"Okay, I win." Saitama touched her back, only to have the esper falling again, this time, he caught her bridal-style then dropped down the ground.

When Tatsumaki woke up from his arms, she grew more wild, and more redder.

THIRD CHALLENGE

"ALRIGHT, THIS IS THE THIRD CHALLENGE. I WILL COVER MYSELF WITH TEN THOUSAND, ONE TON ROCKS EACH, THEN YOU TRY TO PENETRATE IT AND TOUCH ME AGAIN." Tatsumaki angrily explained.

"Okay..." Saitama replied with the same blank face, staring above the clouds.

"I swear if this won't work, I will..." with that said, Tatsumaki covered herself in a 1000km ball of rock, weighing almost 10000 tons.

"Hmm, this is a giant ball, much gigantic compared to City Z. I guess I'll use it..." Saitama said, pointing a finger on the rock.

"SERIOUS SERIES: SERIOUS POKE!" Saitama launched himself in the air, then used his kicking force to propel himself into the rock, causing his index finger to touch the rock, cracking everything apart of it then causing a gigantic explosion, he then proceeded to launch himself in the center where Tatsumaki is cringing.

"Okay, I win." Saitama said.

"How did you do that!?" Tatsumaki angrily asked, pleadingly expecting an answer.

"I just poked it, that's all." Saitama said with a blank face.

"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I lost. I guess you can wish anything for me to do tomorrow. Geesh..." Tatsumaki said, crossing her arms with a blushing face.

"Alright, by the way do you want some udon?" Saitama spoke, after hearing a little growl from the esper in front of him.

"NO, I don't want to eat your trashy food, besides, I don't even know what's udon." Tatsumaki growled, only to hear her stomach growl more.

"Well, you can't lie, you're literally hungry right now, am I right?" Saitama said with a confident smile. "Come on, don't be shy, I know you are..." Saitama proceeds to lend the esper a hand.

"Well, I guess you could say that, a little." Tatsumaki flicked his hand aside and said,

"But I won't hold hands with you." The esper then followed Saitama going back to his apartment. She actually had fun, cringing from the thrill of the challenge. Still she asks herself, how was he able to do this? He's not human... The thought made her grow more redder.

Yay! First Chapter! I had to make this long, and fun :D

More things in Chapter 2!

~Cry