The Tediz Revenge
The tediz island had long been destroyed, but the tediz were not stupid enough to place them selves on one, small obvious island, they had many other, underground armys desperate for revenge against Conker the squirrel and those grey squirrel Bastards, their new plan was simple, destroy of squirrel life on the very planet.
"Commander" (Please note I am not going through the trouble of translating every word they say) said one of the lined up soldiers, "The new Tediz canon is set up!" The commander smiled Wickidley, "Very good soldier, I should promote you!"
"Bu..but commander...he was just the messanger!" The Commander stared at the dissagreeing Tediz who started to Back off, "I like good news, hate bad news, but i really cant stand stuttering!" The Soldier was truly terrified, "Bu..Bu...But!" Before the soldier could finish that sentance, his body was sliced in half by a chainsaw, "But sir, let me continue" The Commander sighed with relife, he'd had a stressful day after all, with the recent bombing of the experiment by that bastard conker and rodent, "there was one small problem" The commander clicked, "Dont tell me... RODENT!" The commander put his hands over his head in despear, that squirrel would be sure to report back to the miltary if they were to start war anew. "Shit!" Groaned the Commander "Lets kill that short freak first, then that will stop those bastards form getting more of those suits!" The Tediz nodded, and the messenger headed back to his position, "Hold it you!" Declared the Commander Smiling, "I thought i told you i hated bad news!" Nothing was ever heard from the messenger again, apart from the occasionel rumor by the Tediz docters...
The tediz island had long been destroyed, but the tediz were not stupid enough to place them selves on one, small obvious island, they had many other, underground armys desperate for revenge against Conker the squirrel and those grey squirrel Bastards, their new plan was simple, destroy of squirrel life on the very planet.
"Commander" (Please note I am not going through the trouble of translating every word they say) said one of the lined up soldiers, "The new Tediz canon is set up!" The commander smiled Wickidley, "Very good soldier, I should promote you!"
"Bu..but commander...he was just the messanger!" The Commander stared at the dissagreeing Tediz who started to Back off, "I like good news, hate bad news, but i really cant stand stuttering!" The Soldier was truly terrified, "Bu..Bu...But!" Before the soldier could finish that sentance, his body was sliced in half by a chainsaw, "But sir, let me continue" The Commander sighed with relife, he'd had a stressful day after all, with the recent bombing of the experiment by that bastard conker and rodent, "there was one small problem" The commander clicked, "Dont tell me... RODENT!" The commander put his hands over his head in despear, that squirrel would be sure to report back to the miltary if they were to start war anew. "Shit!" Groaned the Commander "Lets kill that short freak first, then that will stop those bastards form getting more of those suits!" The Tediz nodded, and the messenger headed back to his position, "Hold it you!" Declared the Commander Smiling, "I thought i told you i hated bad news!" Nothing was ever heard from the messenger again, apart from the occasionel rumor by the Tediz docters...