A/N: So…here's just a strange thought my perverted mind came up with about one of my teachers at school. Hope you enjoy :D

Disclaimer: Yea yea, I don't own Naruto, don't rub it in…

It was after hours and Iruka wanted to be anywhere but at work. He had stayed late marking some exam papers and was trying to slip discreetly out of the front entrance when he had been called into Tsunades office.

"Iruka, one of the toilets in the girls bathroom seems to have overflowed, would you mind terribly taking this and going to sort out the problem?" She asked, pointing a plunger at him.

"-Mental Sigh-, no problem Tsunade-sama, which bathroom?" Iruka bit out.

"The one in the music department"

"Oh…alright then. I'll just go take care of that now…" he said turning to the door and leaving.

'Shit shit shit', that meant he would be walking past Kakashi's classroom, it was right next to the girls toilets. That man made him so confused; he never knew quite what to say around him.

'Get a hold of yourself Iruka, its after hours. Kakashi probably went home long ago. He doesn't have the incessant need to spend his every waking moment at work' he mentally berated himself while on route to his destination. But, to his dismay, as he climbed the stairs to the music department he began to hear a chillingly familiar melody drifting through the hallways.

He tiptoed down the corridor trying hard to silence his footfalls, not daring to disturb the music, when he noticed that Kakashi's door was open and the music was indeed coming from inside.

Trying not to breath to loudly Iruka walked silently past the open door. He risked one glance inside, where, as he expected, he saw Kakashi hunched over the keys of his piano. Before he could stop himself Iruka made a small sound in the back of his throat and immediately the music ceased and Kakashi turned around to look at him.

"Ah, Iruka sensei, it's late. What are you doing here?" He asked casually

"Um…" Iruka frowned 'Oh here we go, nothing's going to come out.' He held up the plunger and smiled weakly.

"So Tsunade got you doing her dirty work again? Haha don't look so worried Sensei, it's just a blocked drain…I could help you if you'd like."

Iruka tried very hard to avoid the topic "What…what was that song you were playing? It was very beautiful…"

"Mozart's Piano Concerto No. 23"

"Ah, its sounds somewhat familiar." Iruka said thoughtfully, Kakashi just stared at him blankly. Iruka swallowed hard and tried to continue with some irrelevant small talk.

"You play with the door open too, most of the other music teachers like to play in private" He had a flashback of when he had walked into Gai's classroom without knocking and found him doing strange things with a trumpet.

"Its all part of my trap to lure young girls in here on their way to the bathroom so I can have my way with them" Kakashi said with a large grin. Iruka's eyes widened.

"I'm only joking sensei…anyway, the trap actually seems to work rather well. I think I've caught something much more appetising then a teenaged girl." A deep chuckle then escaped his lips at the look on Iruka's face.

Iruka gaped at Kakashi, something like this always happened when he was around. He'd always say something charming and flirtatious and then laugh it off as a joke. It was really starting to play on Iruka's nerves.

"Well, I'll just go back to my menial labour and leave you to your brilliance then, shall I?" Iruka said bitterly as he turned to leave the room.

"Sensei, I'd appreciate it if you didn't degrade yourself in front of me" Kakashi said, rather seriously.

Iruka quickly plastered a smile onto his face "I was only kidding Sensei, and in any case, that was suppose to be some sort of a compliment."

"I would never want to feel good at your expense Iruka-san, unless you wanted me to of course…" Kakashi said with a smirk, standing up and walking towards Iruka.

"Um…well, gotta go!" Iruka said as he bolted out of the room, leaving a rather confused Kakashi inside. Iruka walked ran down the stairs and didn't stop until he was safely inside his car and the doors were locked. It was then that he realised he was still holding the plunger in his hands "Damn that Kakashi!"

A/N: Please review! I want to know what you think…