Disclamer: I don't own Twilight or the characters.

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY! YAYYYYY =D happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear meee, happy birthday to me... :P

I am addicted to lollipops and my firends tese me about it because every spare moment of my time i will have a lollipop, i even suck on them in class sometimes. Well my friends love to joke about it *eyerole*.

So this story has been dubbed the name of my favorite candy treat, i hope you enjoy it and PLEASE REVIEW =D

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My life is simple. I work as a High school English and Music teacher, my brother Emmett Cullen is the principle of the school so I usually get whatever. My best friend is Jasper Whitlock who works as the History teacher, also my brother in-law; married my twin sister, Alice and Emmett married his older sister Rose. I'm 28 years old and single. I have been on a dry spell for about six months, so I'm really itching to get some but I haven't found the time to with work and helping everyone out with babysitting so they can 'talk'. So basically my life is uninteresting with a lot of raw skin and sticky messes involved; if you get my drift.

Emmett needed to sit in on twenty hours worth of the new teachers classes in the next two weeks and he asked if I would be kind enough to do the afternoon that day; because I had a free day, so he could have lunch with Rose.

So that's how I found myself running like a crazed man down the school hall towards the art department. I was late, very late. The class had started ten minutes ago and I stupidly fell asleep.

I got to the class quickly stoping outside the old wooden door. I turned and assessed my tousled self in the widow. I tried to fix my hair but it just wouldn't sit; some of the students (mostly female) called me sex head for I looked as if I had just rolled out of bed after a good fuck. If only they knew.

I caught sight of some of the students through the window seeing that their attention was captivated to the front of the class; that's strange. My curiosity spiked so I quickly opened the door and stepped in. My eyes scanned the room and then landed on the figure at the front. I grow instantly hard.

A petite women was leaning over her desk flipping through some paper muttering incoherently. Her ass was in full display of the class and to me. It was round and pert in a tight; no extremely tight, red pencil skirt. From the way she was leaning over the desk the skirt rode up slightly showing the bottom expanse of her creaming thighs.

I felt my cock twitch when she stretched herself out over the table, her feet leaving the ground. Her body was stretched out long and subtle, and the skirt tightened profusely across her sublime ass. I let my head drop to the side examining her.

If that's what the back of her looks like, I wonder about the front?

I groaned at that thought and my presence was immediately known. The heads of students turned to face me and I knew I looked dishevelled to them so I quickly composed myself into their easy going English and music teacher; smirk in place.

I jumped slightly when I heard a shout of triumph and I glance up to look at my new wet dream; Ms Swan I think it was, jump easily to her feet with a stumble due to the heels. There were a few laughs, but before she did anything else she toes of the shoes spinning with a dazzling smile stretched wide on her face, stack of papers in hand.

I quickly walked back and leaned against the wall my façade still in place but only just. My eyes had found her breast as soon as she turned to face the room. They were huge and compared to her tiny waist they were like mega huge. I really want to suck them and fondle them for hours and hours. Just play with them like the creepy person I am.

Her black shirt hugged her chest snugly and it was tucked into the red skirt exaggerating her thin, flat stomach. The neck line was at a respectable height, not showing any cleavage. She seemed like a respectable and well behaved person, who right now I wanted to bend over and fuck senseless.

I felt my cock twitch again at the thought of her bending over for me and I let out an involuntary whimper.

'Holy Fuck.' I heard uttered and I drew my eyes up from her chest with a struggle to meet her startled brown eyes.

'Ah excuse me?' I questioned her language with a quickly put on confident air.

'Oh, shit. Sorry. Shit. Umm…' She final found the reserve to shut her mouth and to my horror she pushed a red rounded lollipop; that had been clutched in her hand, through her plump red lips.

My smirk dropped instantly as her tongue flicked out to meet the candy and with a tight voice I said, 'Hello, I'm Edward Cullen. I'll be sitting in on your class today for my brother Emmett Cullen; the Principle.'

Her eyes lit up as I spoke and pulling the slick red candy tantalizing from her mouth with a pop, she gave me a warm smile that was completely and absolutely innocent that I felt bad for her; due to the images I had running through my head.

Her tongue flicked out to grab some exes wetness from the top of the round candy before she began to speak, 'Oh… Why hello Mr. Cullen it's good of you to join us.' She smiled politely again as I began to seep into my boxers from the way she spoke my name, 'Come sit up the front you can use my awesome swivel chair.' She breathed out with a jump of excitement at the mention of the chair.

I quickly made my way through the desks in the class catching glances and winks of girls and then a few annoyed and threatening looks from the guys. I guess I'm not her only admirer.

Okay Edward, just breath. You can do this professionally. Just be polite, try not to converse with her boobs too much and don't bend her over her desk and pound yourself insanely inside her. Okay now the ground rules are established, when is the best time to ask her out, and then fuck her to oblivion?

I got to the front of the room smiling at her again as she pushed the chair toward me with her bare foot. Out of pure instinct my eyes flicked down catching a glimpse of the inside of her thigh. That flash of creamy skin made me go harder it was painful.

I caught the chair and sat down on it placing my book across my lap to hid the very noticeable erection I had and it was not going away anytime soon.

Once I was seated she gave me a gracing smile, and then spun to the class her bare feet shifting on the ground. She pressed her lollipop back into her mouth and began to walk around the class handing out a piece of paper to each student.

As she walked my eyes never strayed from her mouth. It suckled that candy with a strong suction and every few second she would suck it deep into her mouth with hollow cheeks then let it slid out tortuously slow until the circular bottom of the lollipop could be seen, rounding her plump lips around it tightly. She raise her hand and pulled it from her mouth with a flick of her tongue and a swirl around the tip of the candy. Pausing she allowed her tongue to roll generously across her lips with a little moan.

I felt a slick heat drip down the length of my shaft as I groaned internally.

Fuck! I really need a lay or I will come every time I fucking see her!

She ran the lollipop across her lips one making them sticky then she smacked her lips thoughtfully and allowed the sticky; and bloody lucky, candy delve back into her mouth. With a whistling breath around the red candy she finished handing out the papers to the class.

She walked back to the front of the room and released the lollipop from her lips with a slick pop, tongue twitching at the white stick as it was released.

'Okay Everyone…' My eyes stayed reverted to her mouth, '…on the sheet you have just been given is a simple question: "What is your identity?". I would like you each to draw a picture underneath that question for me based souly around it. Then I would like you to write a three hundred word paragraph on why you chose to draw that.' I glanced at the students and saw their shocked expressions, and then I turned my gaze back to Ms. Swan a smile played at her lip.

She was learning them. Testing their reactions and finding the most dedicated students in the class.

A boy spoke up eyes riveted to her breast the whole time; Newton great, I rolled my eyes and caught Ms. Swan look at me with an amused expression, 'I thought we would just drawing and shit.'

She raised an eyebrow at him and I was about to chastise him for language and his rude behaviour when Ms. Swan's soft voice chorused through the room, 'Well Michael if you're so interested in doing shit I don't think this is the class for you. Wouldn't you agree Mr. Cullen?' the way she spoke had me in a daze so I didn't register that she was talking to me until it was too late, 'Okay seriously…' She bent her knees and looked the heaven, shaking her hands at the sides, '…am I really that boring that I make an English teacher zone out on me?' she looked at me with mock hurt.

But the only thing that now registers to me was, 'What's wrong with English?' I asked quizzically.

She spun on me a glint in her eyes, 'You did not just say that?' A full smile broke out across her face, 'I can't believe he just said that! Oh my dear dear man I have a lot to teach you.' She spun back to the class and with a happy and friendly shout said,' Now if you can finish this up in the next twenty minutes I won't make you do the twelve follow up questions on it.'

To my shock every head was down and working, they whispered and talked but not one of them halted in their work.

I glanced back to Ms. Swan and saw that she had taken a perch on the edge of her desk facing me, so her side was to the children. Her legs were spread slightly and she had obviously hiked the skirt up so she was comfer.

You obvious don't spend much time dressed like this.

She had plopped the lolly back in her mouth and for that twenty minutes I just sat there staring at her teasing mouth as it sucked and sucked on that candy. In the end of the time she had elicited them she had finished her lollipop and thrown the stick in the bin after chewing on it for a while.

I was as hard as a fucking brick. I was breathing through gritted teeth so I didn't loss it then and there in front of everyone.

She glanced up at everyone a devious smile plastered on her face, 'Times upppp.' She called and it sounded slightly creepy and evil.

And I knew why she spoke like that straight away because I have never seen so many pencils hit the deck that fast in my life.

Fuck I've got to get her to teach me that! Among other thing which I can teach her….

My cock twitched again, I was never going to forgive Emmett for this as I remembered his last words to me before he left to met Rose:

'You'll enjoy it. You'll defiantly rise to a high level in appreciate to the view.' He had left leaving me utterly confused.

Now not so much.

She jumped down from the desk with a thud then did a little dance at the cold floors. A few people gave a laugh and she immediately zoned in on them. Flying around the room like an extremely sexy as hell women on a mission she looked at everyone's drawing commenting then collecting them up saying she would read what they had written that night.

She got to the front of the room and dropped the stack of paper on the bench and leaned over the counter again to grab a lollipop from a very large jar full. My cock twitched at the action remembering the way her lush lips moved up and around that succulent treat.

Oh how that mouth could be used to my advantage.

She spun on her heel wiggling her eyebrows at everyone while twirling the treat between her fingers. A smile touched my lips as she walked through the desks stopping every noun and again to assess a student. She got to the middle and stopped next to a girl called Angela. I knew she was teased on a lot and given a hard time by all the students so when Ms. Swan gave her a waggle of her eyebrows and placed the lolly on her desk, I warmed a little she was a very talented and lovely girl but too shy to show it.

She whispered something to the girl which made her smile grow and a small dazzle of admiration sparked in the girl's eyes toward this teacher.

The bell then sounded loud through the room signalling the end of the day and all the student looking slightly disappointed rose to their feet moving towards the exit at a fast pace. To my shock and amusement Ms. Swan jumped up on the table.

Screaming like a siren she yelled, 'Get on my good side or your year will be bloody hell!'

A few people laugh but them it was cut short when they say the look on her face. Once everyone had gone she jumped down from the table her chocolate brown hair flapping at the air and her breasts gave a jitter at the movement.

I took a breath of annoyance because I felt all hot and stuffy. With a raging hard on and knew I would have to have a long shower tonight to help subside the things running through my mind right now.

She made her way over to me with a warm smile, 'So what you think Mr. Cullen?' She purred out my last name.

I replied stiffly, 'Call me Edward, Ms. Swan.'

She raised an eyebrow and in the same voice said, 'Call me Bella, Edward.'

Okay that is worse much worse!

I took a shaky breath and rose to my feet, 'That was a very interesting lesson Bella.'

Her smile warmed, 'Thank you.' She glanced down at my book which was handily situated over my throbbing arousal for her, 'What book you reading?'

Before I could answer she had reached down and plucked the book away from me and in the movement her knuckles successfully brush against my cloth covered cock. I let out a whistling moan, and them in horror looked toward her wondering if that counts as sexual harassment and if she would charge me.

But if she noticed she didn't show it, for she just examined my book with a scrutinised gaze then her lip quirked, 'Your reading a cheesy sex book?'

I flushed, 'Yes.'

'Why are you reading a sex book at a school?' she questioned me with a dangerous smirk in place.

'Umm…' Then I realized something, 'How did you know it was a sex book there's no blurb on the cover just a title?' I challenged her.

It was her turn to blush, 'Ah, I may have crossed paths with this book before.'

'That right?' I gave her a cocky smirk.

She rolled her eyes and shoved my book back at me walking over to her desk. Afraid I might have offended her with my sly flirting I tried to think up an apology, but froze when she unzipped the side of her skirt and let it drop down her ivy legs. My eyes followed the skirt the whole way down until it rested, pooled around her bare feet.

I stared shock then my eyes shot up my palms sweaty in anticipation but a small frown of disappointment touched my face at what I saw. Her shirt which I could now see was a skin tight dress stopped mid thigh covering the promise land.

I swallowed trying to dispel the images that had risen in my mind at that action. I glanced up to Bella's face and saw her pull her hair from its pony so it cascaded down her shoulders in rich brown waves resting at her hips. I gulped at the thought of gripping onto those locks as I pounded away.

I shoved that though away when she spoke, 'Sorry if that shocked you but I have a very important dinner in half an hour and I'm in a hurry and I just finished up with work so… yeah.'

I quickly realized where this was going; she had a date and didn't want to be rude by just blowing me off.

I gave her a polite smile trying to hide my disappointment that she was taken, 'Oh that's fine you go and I'll lock the class room for you.'

'Thank you you're a life saver.' She gave me a warm but flirty smile and then she turned pulling two lollipops from the jar.

Handing me one she said in a child like voice, 'That's for remembering your manners and being a gentlemen.'

I took the offered candy twirling it between my fingers as I watched her unwrap the other one and slip it into the warm depths of her mouth.

I smiled at that, but then took a breath feeling a throb in my still painfully erect cock, 'I'm guessing you like lollipops.'

She had begun to walk to the door and stoped and turned to me, 'Yes I love them.' She smile deviously, 'But I can think of something I much rather suck on.' She winked at me then walk off through the door.

I stood there panting for breath as I felt the warm sticky liquid beginning to cool in my now saturated boxers and as my now semi hard cock started to rise again to readiness and nowhere near sated.

Holy Fuck!

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PLEASE REVIEW! (my birthday wish 'o')

THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY STORY, SO I HOPE IT LIVED UP TO EXPECTATIONS!

Should i continue it?

I HOPE THIS WAS WORTH THE READ AND IF YOU WANT ME TO CONTINUE REVIEW AN FOLLOW COS EDWARD IS GONNA FIGHT! AND WELL GET IN MORE SITUATIONS ;)

i hope you continue to read and have fun in life and enjoy your birthday's cos i definatly do ;)

Annaliegh xo