-1They're attacking!!! Every idea I've ever had for a story!!!! NOOOOZ RUUUN!!
DISCLAIMER: I wish I owned them…But I don't…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Lots of chattering was heard behind the dark blue curtains as Sora nervously walked into the spotlight and sat on the chair. Suddenly, a booming voice echoed.
Know you stars, know your stars, know you stars
"Hello? Anyone there?" Sora nervously questioned.
Sora! His real name is Hoochie Mama..
Sora arched an eyebrow and looked towards where he thought the voice was coming from.
"Hoochie Mama? That's the best you can come up with?"
Fine…Sora's real name is……Britney Spears!
Sora gagged.
Britney Spears….He once ran naked through Hollow Bastion…
Sora looked hurt.
"That wasn't me, it was Kairi! And my name's not Britney Spears."
Shouting could then be heard from behind the stage.
Paris Hilton…He-
"That's not my name either,"
Davey Havok
"No,"
Martin Johnson
"Who?"
Troy Bolton
"Huh,"
Shuichi Shindou
"What?"
Who
"Whowhatwhenwherewhyhow,"
What were we talking about
Sora
shrugged his shoulders.
Sora…..He
thinks Riku is too sexy for his shirt
Sora cringed
"Ew no never!"
YOU LIE!
"YOU
LIE!"
Nu
uh!
"Uh HUH!"
Wow…Talking to him is like talking to bird.
"Uh HUH! Wait, what?"
Now you know SorawhoserealnameisBritneySpearswhothinksRikuistoosexyforhisshirtbird.
"No! Hey get back here! They know nothing about me! I don't think Riku is too sexy for his shirt! Hey!"