Inu-Yasha and Kagome's Daughter
By Goddess Sophitia
Disclaimer: I don't like these, but I have to them here if I want to keep my money...
This story is about the Inu-Yasha and Kagome's daughter, hence the name "Inu-Yasha and Kagome's Daughter". The girl is six years old and her name is Sophitia (yes, I know that's my pen name, but I love the name Sophitia and I wish it were my own). The only reason the story has no grammar or spelling errors (that I know of) is because it would not make since at all if I made the story sound like it was actually being told by little girl. But I'm trying to make her as naïve as possible, and some things will be mentioned that would probably come from the mind of a six-year-old, as that is the age of the main character.
This story takes place after they all killed Naraku. Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Inu-Yasha decide to start new lives in Kagome's time (while taking a few trips back to the feudal era), where they all learned how to drive and went to school and got their own jobs. It took a few months, but they managed to make it.
Okay... on with the story.
Hello, my name is Sophitia. I'm only six years old. My mommy tells me that six years old is still young, but I know she's kidding because my friend Shippo tells me that I'm all grown up. I believe him because he's 14 years old, and he knows everything! My daddy said Shippo is lying to me, but I don't believe him. My mommy is 24 years old, and that's old. I'm six though, so I have a loooooong way to go before I'm that old. Daddy is 26, and that's as old as dinosaurs. My mommy's name is Kagome and my daddy's name is Inu-Yasha. I have read hair, which my mommy said looks like her grandma's did when she was young. I have blue-grayish eyes like my mommy's and fangs and ears like my daddy's. Except his ears are silver and mine are brownish-red.
Mommy and Daddy love each other very much. Especially when they say it in Spanish, like when Daddy calls Mommy a "wench" and Mommy calls Daddy a "bastard" and then says "sit" and Daddy then bows down at her for some odd reason.
Today we're eating Ramen for dinner because Mommy doesn't feel like cooking today and Daddy doesn't know how to cook. I like Ramen, especially when Mommy puts spicy seasoning stuff in mine because I like spicy food. But today I don't feel like eating because I was thinking of a question that Shippo never answers. He told me to ask Mommy and Daddy and find out what they say and tell him all about it. Then he told me not to say he told me to ask them and then he left and kind of laughed a little. I don't know why, but he did. So I decided to ask Mommy and Daddy at dinner.
"Where do baby's come from?"
That's when Daddy choked on his Ramen. I guess that's why Mommy tells him to chew his Ramen instead of swallowing it whole like a dog.
"Why do you ask that?" Mommy asked. (I hate it when Mommy asks a question with a question.)
"Because I want to know in case I get a brother or sister and they ask me like I asked Shippo." I said. Then I thought, "Oops, I don't think Shippo wanted me to say that."
"And what did Shippo say?" Daddy asked me.
"He told me to ask you."
"He did?"
"Yes."
Then Daddy started to walk out the door and looked mad, and Mommy said, "Sit!" and Daddy bowed down to her feet and called her a "wench" again. I think it's nice how they show each other how much they love each other like that.
"Now, what were we talking about again?" Mommy asked.
"Where do babies come from?"
"Oh, well. Inu-Yasha, why don't you help me out here?"
"No way," my daddy said. "She asked you."
"She asked both of us."
"Feh."
I looked at them with wandering eyes, and wondered why they were waiting to tell me. It can't be that hard or maybe they just forgot, because they are old, and older people lose their memories easily and don't admit it.
"Well, Sophitia," my Mommy said. "First a man and a woman, or husband and wife, talk about having a baby and."
"You mean like when you were yelling daddy's name last night and the night before that, and eleven days ago, and.?" I began, but Mommy cut me off.
"What do you mean?"
"I hear you yelling Daddy's name sometimes at night. You yell 'Oh, Inu- Yasha! Harder, harder! Don't stop!'"
That's when Mommy made a face like this: O.O and then Daddy fell on the floor.
"What did you just say?" Mommy asked.
"I said-"
"Never mind!" Mommy yelled. I don't know why she yelled, but she did. "Just. go. watch TV in your room."
"But I don't have a TV in my room."
"Then listen to the radio."
"I don't have a radio, either."
"Inu-Yasha, put the TV in Sophitia's room, then come down here. I need to talk to you."
"Okay," my daddy said and took the TV up in my room. That was the first time I saw my daddy do what my mommy told him to do without her saying, "Sit".
"Daddy, why does Mommy seem so mad all of a sudden?" I asked him.
"Because she didn't expect you to ask that question when you're so young," Daddy said.
"I'm not young! I'm all grown up!"
"Did Shippo tell you that?"
"Yes."
"He's lying."
"That's what you always say about him."
"Because he is. Now stay in here until I'm done talking to your mother."
"Okay." Then I turned on the TV and saw that Dragon Ball Z was on, which meant that I missed Dragon Ball. I like those shows. Daddy said that Dragon Ball is for little kids, but he likes Dragon Ball Z, and so we watch that together whenever it's on. Mommy gets mad because she says that Dragon Ball Z is too violent for me to watch. That's why Daddy tells me to never tell Mommy that he lets me stay up Saturday nights to watch Cowboy Bebop and Outlaw Star. Anyway, this episode is when Trunks first enters the episodes and kills Freiza and his dad. I like this episode because. well, I don't know why. I just do.
Right in the middle of a commercial, I hear Mommy yelling "Sit!" and Daddy yelling "Wench!" as he lands on the floor really loudly as he hurries to bow down to her.
Okay, how was that for a first chapter? Please review and if you like the video game "Zelda: The Ocarina Of Time" then read a fanfic done by a friend and me. It's in the "Game Crossovers" with the title "Zelda Meets Inu- Yasha", rated PG-13. We'd both really appreciate a review.
By Goddess Sophitia
Disclaimer: I don't like these, but I have to them here if I want to keep my money...
This story is about the Inu-Yasha and Kagome's daughter, hence the name "Inu-Yasha and Kagome's Daughter". The girl is six years old and her name is Sophitia (yes, I know that's my pen name, but I love the name Sophitia and I wish it were my own). The only reason the story has no grammar or spelling errors (that I know of) is because it would not make since at all if I made the story sound like it was actually being told by little girl. But I'm trying to make her as naïve as possible, and some things will be mentioned that would probably come from the mind of a six-year-old, as that is the age of the main character.
This story takes place after they all killed Naraku. Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Inu-Yasha decide to start new lives in Kagome's time (while taking a few trips back to the feudal era), where they all learned how to drive and went to school and got their own jobs. It took a few months, but they managed to make it.
Okay... on with the story.
Hello, my name is Sophitia. I'm only six years old. My mommy tells me that six years old is still young, but I know she's kidding because my friend Shippo tells me that I'm all grown up. I believe him because he's 14 years old, and he knows everything! My daddy said Shippo is lying to me, but I don't believe him. My mommy is 24 years old, and that's old. I'm six though, so I have a loooooong way to go before I'm that old. Daddy is 26, and that's as old as dinosaurs. My mommy's name is Kagome and my daddy's name is Inu-Yasha. I have read hair, which my mommy said looks like her grandma's did when she was young. I have blue-grayish eyes like my mommy's and fangs and ears like my daddy's. Except his ears are silver and mine are brownish-red.
Mommy and Daddy love each other very much. Especially when they say it in Spanish, like when Daddy calls Mommy a "wench" and Mommy calls Daddy a "bastard" and then says "sit" and Daddy then bows down at her for some odd reason.
Today we're eating Ramen for dinner because Mommy doesn't feel like cooking today and Daddy doesn't know how to cook. I like Ramen, especially when Mommy puts spicy seasoning stuff in mine because I like spicy food. But today I don't feel like eating because I was thinking of a question that Shippo never answers. He told me to ask Mommy and Daddy and find out what they say and tell him all about it. Then he told me not to say he told me to ask them and then he left and kind of laughed a little. I don't know why, but he did. So I decided to ask Mommy and Daddy at dinner.
"Where do baby's come from?"
That's when Daddy choked on his Ramen. I guess that's why Mommy tells him to chew his Ramen instead of swallowing it whole like a dog.
"Why do you ask that?" Mommy asked. (I hate it when Mommy asks a question with a question.)
"Because I want to know in case I get a brother or sister and they ask me like I asked Shippo." I said. Then I thought, "Oops, I don't think Shippo wanted me to say that."
"And what did Shippo say?" Daddy asked me.
"He told me to ask you."
"He did?"
"Yes."
Then Daddy started to walk out the door and looked mad, and Mommy said, "Sit!" and Daddy bowed down to her feet and called her a "wench" again. I think it's nice how they show each other how much they love each other like that.
"Now, what were we talking about again?" Mommy asked.
"Where do babies come from?"
"Oh, well. Inu-Yasha, why don't you help me out here?"
"No way," my daddy said. "She asked you."
"She asked both of us."
"Feh."
I looked at them with wandering eyes, and wondered why they were waiting to tell me. It can't be that hard or maybe they just forgot, because they are old, and older people lose their memories easily and don't admit it.
"Well, Sophitia," my Mommy said. "First a man and a woman, or husband and wife, talk about having a baby and."
"You mean like when you were yelling daddy's name last night and the night before that, and eleven days ago, and.?" I began, but Mommy cut me off.
"What do you mean?"
"I hear you yelling Daddy's name sometimes at night. You yell 'Oh, Inu- Yasha! Harder, harder! Don't stop!'"
That's when Mommy made a face like this: O.O and then Daddy fell on the floor.
"What did you just say?" Mommy asked.
"I said-"
"Never mind!" Mommy yelled. I don't know why she yelled, but she did. "Just. go. watch TV in your room."
"But I don't have a TV in my room."
"Then listen to the radio."
"I don't have a radio, either."
"Inu-Yasha, put the TV in Sophitia's room, then come down here. I need to talk to you."
"Okay," my daddy said and took the TV up in my room. That was the first time I saw my daddy do what my mommy told him to do without her saying, "Sit".
"Daddy, why does Mommy seem so mad all of a sudden?" I asked him.
"Because she didn't expect you to ask that question when you're so young," Daddy said.
"I'm not young! I'm all grown up!"
"Did Shippo tell you that?"
"Yes."
"He's lying."
"That's what you always say about him."
"Because he is. Now stay in here until I'm done talking to your mother."
"Okay." Then I turned on the TV and saw that Dragon Ball Z was on, which meant that I missed Dragon Ball. I like those shows. Daddy said that Dragon Ball is for little kids, but he likes Dragon Ball Z, and so we watch that together whenever it's on. Mommy gets mad because she says that Dragon Ball Z is too violent for me to watch. That's why Daddy tells me to never tell Mommy that he lets me stay up Saturday nights to watch Cowboy Bebop and Outlaw Star. Anyway, this episode is when Trunks first enters the episodes and kills Freiza and his dad. I like this episode because. well, I don't know why. I just do.
Right in the middle of a commercial, I hear Mommy yelling "Sit!" and Daddy yelling "Wench!" as he lands on the floor really loudly as he hurries to bow down to her.
Okay, how was that for a first chapter? Please review and if you like the video game "Zelda: The Ocarina Of Time" then read a fanfic done by a friend and me. It's in the "Game Crossovers" with the title "Zelda Meets Inu- Yasha", rated PG-13. We'd both really appreciate a review.