Family Guy: Stupid Fox Megan
Act I: That ol' Fox
Family is in living room watching TV
Announcer: We now return to "Aliens Vs Predator"
Shows Alien making out with Predator
Alien: We've learned to settle our differences
Peter: Fox has sunk to a whole new level
Brian: Yeah. Just like when Brittany Spears had her head shaved
Shows Brittany Spears walking down street
Man: Dude!
Man: Wow Brittany.
Brittany Spears: **** you!
Scene goes back to living room
Lois: I wonder where Chris is.
Lois knocks on Chris' door
Lois: Chris?
Lois opens door to see Chris making out with Megan Fox
Lois: What the ****?!
Scene goes to living room
Lois: How did you two even meet?
Megan fox: I came to his school to talk about my new movie. He said I was hot and we just fell into it.
Peter: This is just like when Yoda pissed off Luke Skywalker
Scene fades to Dagobah from Star Wars
Yoda: Face your inner fear, you must.
Luke: All right, that's it! I've had enough of your ****ing riddles!
Luke grabs Yoda and starts punching him
Luke: You gonna stop?!
Yoda: **** yourself, you should.
Fades back to living room
Stewie: Megan fox! You're hot!
Meg: I'm hot to!
Peter: Shut up Meg.
To Be Continued in Act II…