Rating: K+ (PG)

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist, can I at least own Hughes, no. Damn!

Type: One-shot

It was Halloween night in the city of which Col. Roy Mustang resided in. He was not particularly fond of Halloween, because he did not like children. Especially the little brats and punks that come out to night. He left the candy sitting outside so he wouldn't be disturbed. He went into the study to brush up on some new alchemy techniques when he heard the doorbell ring. He got up and answered it and a bunch of water splashed in his face.

"Hughes, what the hell are you doing here" Roy said drying himself off from the water the was shot at him.

"Come on Roy, we always spend Halloween together, plus I have something to show you." Maes proceeded to take his wallet out of his pants pockets. Look at Elysia in her little ghost costume isn't she CUTE!

"Yeah, come in Hughes sense it is tradition and what not."

They went into Roy's living room, which was a big mess. It looked like his trashcan blew up, which was literally.

"You know Roy you should consider getting a wife. Anyways lets get started." Hughes clapped his hands together a smiled rather evilly at Roy.

"Get started with what?" said Roy looking meticulously at Hughes.

"It's time for Ghost stories! MWAHA HA HA 'cough' 'cough'"

All of the sudden the power shut of, and a lighting storm stared. Hughes whipped out a flashlight and put it under his chin.

"Well, that was rather odd." Roy said commenting on the lighting storm.

"I'll go first," Hughes said grinning at Roy. "Ok, there was this guy, no girl. And she was walking in the forest, no a dude ranch. And this guy with a metal hook, or was it a wristwatch. Came out and stabbed her, the end.

"What the hell was that?" Roy said looking a Hughes like he grew second head.

"Like you could do any better."

"I believe I can, because my story's true." Roy snatched the flashlight from Hughes's hand.

"Once, there was this guy who worked at the post office; and he thought it was an ordinary job. Then his new co-worker came in, he was a very strange man. He had millions of pictures of his family that he showed everyone, even people he didn't know. He bugged that one co-worker everyday until he killed himself. Because he wasn't any ordinary guy, he was. The picture showing, knife-throwing maniac"

"Wow, Roy that was a good story. I mean that maniac sounded so annoying, no wonder the guy killed himself."

All of the sudden their was a loud knock on the door. And a loud voice started screaming.

"Give us candy or I'll demolish your whole damn house, cheap skate Mustang."

Hughes started running around screaming like a chicken that got it's head cut off.

"OH. NO IT'S THE PICTURE SHOWING, KNIFE THROWING MANIC!" Hughes ran out the back door and proceeded to run down the street screaming and scaring children. Roy went to answer the door.

"Ah, Fullmetal I thought it would be you threatening my house in order to get candy."

"E-yeah, why was Hughes running down the street screaming about some maniac."

"Nothing but a ghost story, all though there was a lot of truth behind it."

Owari