A/N: Another drabble for the group. This one was written for a Sango. Since i don't want to lose it I thought I'd upload it here too for the laughs.
In Need of a Hobby
Inuyasha had a bad habit of walking in on people at the wrong moments.
Possibly because he was lonely, lost, and just really bored. The hanyou would constantly walk by the latrine when one of the villagers were there, walk in on someone undressing, even catching Kaede bathing once. He hid himself in the forest for weeks after that one. He had even been walked in on a couple times too, the village kids also having the same bad habit now that he was a hero in their eyes. Once taking a leak in the forest, one of the village girls walked up behind him and tapped his back to get his attention.
She nearly got a face full of piss after that startle.
But nothing compares to the day that Inuyasha needed some much deserved attention, or at least, deserving in his mind.
He had been wondering if Miroku and Sango wanted to take some time away from the kids, hand them off to Kaede, and go find a demon to kill together. Or a house to exorcise…Or something! He was bored, and he desperately needed something to keep him busy and active. Even Kaede was about ready to throw sticks for the lonely hanyou to keep him away from her for a bit. He had figured that he could just walk in, that because of the kids, he wouldn't find anything disgraceful, or see Miroku pull his dick out or something.
So walking up to their hut, he pulled back the grass veil, eyes closed as he scratched behind his ear.
"Hey guys I was- WHAT THE FU-"
The hanyou's eyes widened in surprise at the sight before him, his body stiffening as he saw Miroku's head between Sango's legs, her fingers knotted in his hair. Her whole back was arched in pleasure and she was moaning up a storm. Well the monk must of had a great tongue because just as they both noticed who was watching, he did something right that caused the demon slayer to scream out.
"Ahh-ahhh! MIROK- INUYASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
The scream was a mix of pleasure and down right surprise as the monk pulled his head up, and the woman stared at him. It took a total of 0.00000001 seconds for the hanyou to bolt, a series of items tossed out at him as he ran away from the hut.
"Knock next time!" He heard them both shout, Sango bursting from the hut with a sheet wrapped around her body, hiraikotsu over her shoulder as she got ready to throw it.
Inuyasha yelped and ran as fast as he could, almost screaming when he heard the whizzing of the weapon as it came towards him. He felt the impact, screaming out as well when it hit his head and he went flying towards the nearby river, sliding on his face before coming to a stop at the bank.
"My, Inuyasha, eating dirt like the dog you are?" He heard a smooth voice from across the river.
"I swear to god Inuyasha! If you ever do that again I'm going to dump you down that well myself!" The faint shout from Sango came from behind him.
"Did you see something you weren't supposed to?" Sesshomaru smirked down at him.
"Oh fuck off…I need a hobby…"