Yu Yu Hakusho Gang On Vacation

Author's note: Okay, this is very important. This is an oneshot, but I may make it a collection of oneshots about incidents on the Spirit Gang's vacation. I'm not sure I will though, so for now I'm putting this story as completed, but that may change and if you think I should make it a collection, please tell me.

The Spirit Gang at the Airport

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, but if I did then I would have Kurama's hair shorter so my friend would stop calling him a dudette. I mean come on! He has a reason for growing his hair and just because it is long doesn't make him a girl or gay.

"Alright, that toddler finally gave us a vacation," yelled Yusuke as the gang entered the airport. "Yeah, finally," said Kuwabara. "Will you two idiots be quiet," said Hiei. "Sor-rey, shorty," said Kuwabara. "Grr..," said Hiei as he began to draw his sword. "Hiei, knock it off," said Kurama sternly. Hiei then put his sword back. "Kay guys, let's go get are tickets and get ready to board the plane," said Yusuke. "Kay," said the guys.

As the boys got their tickets, a hoard of boys and girls yelled, "its THE SPIRIT GANG FROM YU YU HAKUSHO!" The gang then all thought the same thing, 'Oh crap, fangirls and fanguys. Fuck.' The boys then did a mad dash to a shop in the airport and bought sunglasses and hats, hoping to fool their fans and believe it or not it worked. "Man, that was to close," said Yusuke. The guys nodded their agreement.

(AN: Sorry, to interrupt, but I want to say this. I am not giving a description of what the guys are wearing or what they look like for two reasons. One, I'm too lazy to bother typing the descriptions and two, I think it would be more fun, cool, and funnier to see what you guys can come up with as to what the gang would wear if they were going on vacation. Also the boys are all in human form, even though Kuwabara is already a complete human and idiot. Sorry to Kuwabara fans. Anyway, on with the story.)

The boys were getting ready to through security and they had already put had their bags with skycap. (The guy who puts your bags with the people who put them on the plane or puts them on the plane themselves, one or the other) As the boys tried to through security, first Yusuke went and the security guard kept an eye on him. Apparently, he had heard of Yusuke's reputation. Then Kuwabara went through without a problem, along with Kurama. The guard actually seemed to be nice to them.

Then Hiei went through and the metal detector went off. The guard looked at Hiei and saw that Hiei had a sword. "Sir, you are not allowed to have a sword in this building and defiantly not in or on the plane," said the guard. The guard had to be in his thirties and poor guy he never saw it coming. Hiei, at his top speed, knocked the guard out and if it hadn't been for the fact that Koema (sp?) would throw him in spirit or demon jail, Hiei would have probably hurt the guard for even thinking of taking his sword. The boys then continued their way to their plane. "To bad the girls couldn't come," said Kuwabara. "Yeah, but they had things to do, but they said they may join us later," said Yusuke.

Before the boys could continue their conversation, a blond stewardess said over a microphone, "Okay, flight 898 on Anime Airways to Hawaii from Kyoto, Japan now boarding." The boys then boarded their plane. Sadly, only Yusuke and Kuwabara got to sit next to each other. Kurama sat in front of them next to a girl that looked about six with long blonde hair and blue eyes and Hiei sat across from Yusuke and Kuwabara and next to another little girl with black hair and sliver eyes. "Welcome to flight 898," said the blonde stewardess, "I am your stewardess and server. My name is Seiko. This trip will be two hours so please relax and enjoy the ride." After Seiko and the pilot finished talking the plane began to move towards the runway.

Kuwabara and Yusuke were playing videogames even though they just got on the plane. "Have you ever been on a plane before," asked the black haired girl to Hiei as she stared out the window. "No, why runt?" asked Hiei. The girl smirked and said "Just wondering." The plane then began to take off. Kuwabara and Yusuke didn't seem to notice since they were still playing. Hiei just acted like he was bored as the girl next to him kept staring out the window. On the other hand, the girl next to Kurama was clinging to him like her life depended on him and Kurama was trying to comfort her.

After the plane leveled out and the girl calmed down, Yusuke and Kuwabara got something to eat and drink and watched Inuyasha Movie 2 and Kurama was reading a book he brought with him and the girl next to him had taken off her seatbelt and was at least trying to read over Kurama's shoulder.

Hiei had gotten a pillow and blanket and was trying to go to sleep except every five minutes, the girl next to him shook him back awake or stole his pillow from under his head. Finally, Hiei ignored her and was almost asleep until the girl pulled out a cd player from her bag and turned it up to the maximum volume and played Tourniquet by Evanescence (Disclaimer: I do not own the singer, the song, or anything like that.) and put the headphones on Hiei's head. Hiei's eyes snapped open and he took the headphones almost automatically. He then glared at the girl. The girl had a smile on her face and was now drawing. She then turned to Hiei and said innocently, "Sorry, did I wake you?" Hiei growled and tried to go back to sleep. The girl giggled and then continued to draw since she knew she was pushing his patience.

Finally two hours later the plane lands and the gang get off. Kurama found out that the little girl he sat next to was named Apolla and Hiei found out the girl he sat next to was named Artemis. Then the gang began their vacation in Hawaii.

Author's note: I hope you liked it. Please review and if you have any questions or suggestions please tell me. Ja ne or See ya!