Star Wars Episode 3.5: The Flight of the Plane

It was a cold day in the Jiung-Jong planet. A young Luke Sky Walker was on his summer field trip with school and was sitting on the toilet. He had eaten a mouldy sandwich on the ride here and had been suffering with gas ever since. He had tried hard to relieve it but it was stuck inside his stomach.

Meanwhile in a far away planet Leia, his twin sister was playing with her dog. She was trying to teach him to roll a dice so that she could play monopoly with him. She had been so lonely lately, ever since her friend had been killed by that storm trooper. It had been so unfortunate. They were playing twister in the back garden when suddenly the storm trooper came and shot her in the right buttock region. She had died instantly and then the storm trooper apologized for shooting the wrong person. He was meant to be chasing a 9 foot monster 70000000000000 miles away but was never very good at reading.

Anyway, Luke finally relieved himself of his anguish and went outside. Everybody started looking at him strangely and at first he thought he had not put his pant on. However he quickly realised that the reason for the commotion was a fairly large and viscous dragon type thing protruding from his back. He turned round sharply but obviously you can not see your own back so the monster was still there. He began screaming and shortly four Jedi knights entered the room. They were looking for some glasses and found them and quickly left to finish off their game of twister.

Meanwhile, Leia felt an urge to walk into the neighbouring room, she grew tired of her dog eating the dice over and over again. On entering the room she noticed several other children crowded around a strange looking boy with an even stranger object protruding from his back. She was somewhat upset at finding all these people in her kitchen and asked them why they were there.

Suddenly, the dragon type thing flew away from Luke's back and gulped a nearby schoolboy named Timmy. All the others screamed in delight because Timmy was not a nice boy but then when Jimmy was also devoured they became more concerned.

Luke was upset, the dragon type thing had left a stinky brown stain on his trousers, his second favourite pair. He reached into his trousers and pulled out his blaster, he fired at the dragon type thing but missed his shot. It hit Timmy who had just been vomited out of the dragon and was still alive. The blaster shot though killed him and that was not very nice.

Leia reached into her trousers and pulled out her mobile phone, she rang Orange to check her minutes then texted her father. Mr Vader replied saying he was in a busy meeting and would come as soon as he could.

By this time only Luke and Leia and the dragon thing were left. The dragon was perched on top of a nuclear bomb and they thought that this was the right time to act. They shot at the dragon and hit him right on the left tooth. He died quickly and painfully but the bomb went off. Luckily it had expired four minutes earlier so the explosion resembled more of a large fart.

OK I'm sooo sooo sorry, but my 22 year old cousin wrote this. Hmph some first fan fic.