I came up with this ER rap while I was watching a Season 3 eppy! This hip-hop music playing inspired me! Ha ha!
------
"Will I Revive?"
Emergency, Urgency
Peptic, Sceptic, Epileptic
Got in the Car
Went to ER
Seen first
Triage nurse
On a conveyor belt
Asked how I felt
My body ache
Had a bad break
I'm in pain
Have I got a brain?
-----
Trauma, trauma
Will I survive?
Will I revive?
Will I stay alive?
------
Emergency, Urgency
V-Tach, Heart Attack, Broken back
Broke my rib
I was in V-fib
Bradycardiac
Next bed, a maniac
My mind's bending
Seen by the Attending
I feel ill
Give me a pill
Blood test
Bed rest
-----
Trauma, trauma
Will I survive?
Will I revive?
Will I stay alive?
-----
Emergency, Urgency
Stabilized, Paralyzed, Analyzed
Make a decision
Make the incision
ER, OR
Discovery, Recovery
Tox Screen, Bad Spleen
X-Ray
I'm Okay
I'm better
Discharge letter
-----
Did I survive?
Did I revive?
You say I'm alive?
Yeah I'm Alive
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
I'm Alive
Give me five!