Disclaimer:
Me: I do not own Inuyasha…..
Inuyasha: Beep right! Hey don't beepin' sensor me out you beeper!
Me: Sorry, Inu, this is a rated T fic but, I don't like to cuss. So get ready to be like the road runner! 'Beep, beep!'!
Inuyasha: Grrrrrrrrrrrr…..
Me: Yea, well, 'Grrrrrrrrr…..' back to you.
Inuyasha: Stare, stare.
Author: Let's start the story you two.
Me: Aren't you me?
Author: No, you're Me, but I'm the same person as you.
Inuyasha: I don't get it…
Me: Ha ha ha! Baka!
Inuyasha: You don't get it either!
Author: Start!
Devilish smile
"One spring day, the breeze was fresh and warm, and there was love in the air—"
Inuyasha: What the beep! Is this one of those corny Inu/Kag fics?
Me: Why, yes it is!
Author: Corny you want, corny you get.
"And Inuyasha was bored and felt lonely. Oh, how much he wished Kagome was here. ' Kagome, where art thou, Kagome.' Inuyasha said. 'Um…. I'm over here Inuyasha.' Kagome replied. 'I'm so glad that I can be here with you Kagome dearest.' Inuyasha said. ' Umm…. Are you sure you're Inuyasha?' Kagome asked. 'Of course I'm Inuyasha, you silly goose' Inuyasha said, rubbing Kagome's head. 'Did you—' "
Kagome: Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Inuyasha: What the beep? What the heck is wrong with you?
Me: I forgot to say that anything that we write actually happens to whoever in the story.
Author: Oh,yea. Another reason is that she thinks you're a weak pansy, who shows his feelings to much!
Me: Here read.
Inuyasha: (Nod.) …. Bored…said…I'm… you're….. You….. Rubbing….
Me: Done reading yet, Baka?
Inuyasha: Eeeeeeeeek! What the beep is wrong with you beeps! 'I'm so glad that I can be here with you Kagome dearest.'? What the beep! Now, I understand why Kagome is weirded out! …(Whispering) Is this fic rated –
Author: 'T'!
Inuyasha: Yes!
Inuyasha's Dream Theater:
"Oh, Kagome—" I said, before she cut me off.
"Inuyasha, I love you!" Kagome said.
"It looks like we have similar desires." I said.
(That's how I think being with Kagome is going to change me.)
"Kagome, I love—"
Plop.
Inuyasha: Kagome! Are you ok? Why'd she faint?
Me: 'O.O'
Author: Uh…. You just said your "Dream" out loud.
Inuyasha: O.O (Whisper) Did I?
Author: Yes. Or she might have fainted when you asked if this fic was rated 'T'….
Me: Probably both.
Author: Nod. Nod. Hm…. If youthink kagome is going to change Let's see what'll happen if she do—
Me: TOO MUCH TALKING! JUST WRITE! THAT'S YOUR JOB!
Inuyasha: She's got a point….
Me: Aaaah! You just gave away my secret! Beep!
Inuyasha: …..
Author: SHUT UP AND LET ME WRITE!
Inuyasha + Me: Ok…
LATER….
Author: Here's what I got…
Sensitive Inu
"Kagome, that pigeon broke its wing. Let's help it!" said Inuyasha.
"…. Really, that's the 5th one today…." Kagome remarked.
Everybody else in the group sighed.
Sesshomaru finally had it and swooped up Kagome.
"Let's get away my love." Sess said.
"Take me anywhere, but here!" Kagome screamed.
"Done." Sess agreed.
…..
When they got there she said, "Sesshomaru, I—
Sesshomaru: Why'd you stop?
Author: It was about to get a little rated 'M'…..
Sesshomaru: Let me see it….. (He gets a devilish grin.) ….. This really happened right?
Author: No …..
Sesshomaru: (Not listening) I'm gonna go see my mate, ok, little brother? (Walking over to Kagome)
Inuyasha: (To Author) Grrrrrrrrrrr…
Kagome: Don't growl at her 'cause you're jealous of your brother just share whatever you're fighting over….
Inu + Sess: ( Evil Grin) Ok. ( Walking closer to Kagome)
Kagome: ( Stepping back) What are you doing?
Me: Poor girl. Poor girl…..
Author: Come on, she isn't even to the worse part…
Me: You have a twisted imagination…..
Author: Thanks!
Kagome: HELP! (Running for her life)
Inu + Sess: (Still grinning evilly, but now their eyes are red…)
Author: Come on. They won't kill you, only censored you.
Me: Um… Isn't that scarier than dying…..
Author: Probably.
Sorry, peoples, it's over!
(It was about to get rated 'M' in here…..)